Vidal Bassoon
@vidalbassoon.bsky.social
Here for hot takes and shampoo, and I'm all out of shamp--wait, I think there's still some at the bottom.
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The first and most important step when using an oven is to preheat all the pans you store in there to 425.
December 9, 2024 at 6:00 PM
The first and most important step when using an oven is to preheat all the pans you store in there to 425.
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my special interest is being mad online
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my special interest is being mad online
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The two types of museum on any of the Great Lakes:
- Lighthouse Museum (featuring Shipwrecks)
- Shipwreck Museum (featuring Lighthouses)
- Lighthouse Museum (featuring Shipwrecks)
- Shipwreck Museum (featuring Lighthouses)
June 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The two types of museum on any of the Great Lakes:
- Lighthouse Museum (featuring Shipwrecks)
- Shipwreck Museum (featuring Lighthouses)
- Lighthouse Museum (featuring Shipwrecks)
- Shipwreck Museum (featuring Lighthouses)
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my husband is off work today and he told me he is going to that weird chuck e. cheese in NJ to kneel at the foot of the rat and atone for his sins before the rapture happens
September 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
my husband is off work today and he told me he is going to that weird chuck e. cheese in NJ to kneel at the foot of the rat and atone for his sins before the rapture happens
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drummers can’t be incels, otherwise they’d be homeless
September 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
drummers can’t be incels, otherwise they’d be homeless
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Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
I think it's possible that Trump's illegal invasion of DC will really in some sense "get rid of the tents." If that happens, elite commentators will rush to praise him and attribute it to the effectiveness of cruelty, and not to the fact that they spent millions of dollars per tent cleared.
August 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
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cold pizza, hot coffee, can't lose
August 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
cold pizza, hot coffee, can't lose
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I'm actually developing a sort of thesis by which the harder a boundary is set between the human and natural worlds the less free you are. Roaming your country's wilds is a basic natural right
August 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I'm actually developing a sort of thesis by which the harder a boundary is set between the human and natural worlds the less free you are. Roaming your country's wilds is a basic natural right
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you think mcgruff ever mauled a kid
August 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
you think mcgruff ever mauled a kid
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Half the graves I need to shit on haven't even been dug yet.
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Half the graves I need to shit on haven't even been dug yet.
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"she wears glasses, she looks so smart"
[me googling if sharknado was based on a real event]
[me googling if sharknado was based on a real event]
July 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"she wears glasses, she looks so smart"
[me googling if sharknado was based on a real event]
[me googling if sharknado was based on a real event]
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no kings except the ones under 5'8
June 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
no kings except the ones under 5'8
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brewing a pot of coffee so strong i'm gonna finish june today
June 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
brewing a pot of coffee so strong i'm gonna finish june today
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most of you need to either start going to church or stop going to church, but whatever you're doing isn't working.
April 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
most of you need to either start going to church or stop going to church, but whatever you're doing isn't working.
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JESUS: *holds up bread* this is my body
*holds up wine* this is my blood
*holds up hotdog* this is a sandwich lol
JUDAS: ok that DOES IT
*holds up wine* this is my blood
*holds up hotdog* this is a sandwich lol
JUDAS: ok that DOES IT
April 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
JESUS: *holds up bread* this is my body
*holds up wine* this is my blood
*holds up hotdog* this is a sandwich lol
JUDAS: ok that DOES IT
*holds up wine* this is my blood
*holds up hotdog* this is a sandwich lol
JUDAS: ok that DOES IT
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Means of production! Seize them today for no money down or 0% APR for 36 months.
April 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Means of production! Seize them today for no money down or 0% APR for 36 months.
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“that’s how i pronounce it!” i shout as i’m being kicked from a zoom meeting that is entirely banal
April 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“that’s how i pronounce it!” i shout as i’m being kicked from a zoom meeting that is entirely banal
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*extremely cowboy voice*
Reckon I done been subjected to th' mortifyin' ordeal a bein' known
Reckon I done been subjected to th' mortifyin' ordeal a bein' known
March 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
*extremely cowboy voice*
Reckon I done been subjected to th' mortifyin' ordeal a bein' known
Reckon I done been subjected to th' mortifyin' ordeal a bein' known
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pete hegseth is going to feel really shitty when the second groupchat leaks that’s called “houthi war plan no pete”
March 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
pete hegseth is going to feel really shitty when the second groupchat leaks that’s called “houthi war plan no pete”
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My daughter has requested a macatacahodo 360 (a taco shell filled with a hot dog, macaroni & cheese, & salsa) for lunch, & as a loving & generous father, I could not say no. I added some orange slices so it would be healthy
February 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My daughter has requested a macatacahodo 360 (a taco shell filled with a hot dog, macaroni & cheese, & salsa) for lunch, & as a loving & generous father, I could not say no. I added some orange slices so it would be healthy
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Valerie Frizzle's students include twenty-seven Ivy League graduates, a Lasker Award recipient, an author longlisted for the Booker Prize, & a three-time Grammy winner. They also include more than 30 students who developed cancer before 40. Some of them are asking: when is an education too messy?
February 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Valerie Frizzle's students include twenty-seven Ivy League graduates, a Lasker Award recipient, an author longlisted for the Booker Prize, & a three-time Grammy winner. They also include more than 30 students who developed cancer before 40. Some of them are asking: when is an education too messy?
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Warhammer is Precious Moments for people who hate God
November 12, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Warhammer is Precious Moments for people who hate God
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you stupid fucks. we are all the same. all the other shit is made up. borders are fake, laws are fake, love is real
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
you stupid fucks. we are all the same. all the other shit is made up. borders are fake, laws are fake, love is real