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Vidal Bassoon
@vidalbassoon.bsky.social
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Here for hot takes and shampoo, and I'm all out of shamp--wait, I think there's still some at the bottom.
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alternate plot summary:
A post that reads "Three Days of the Condor is about a man who dresses so fly the CIA wants him dead." Underneath is a photo of Robert Redford wearing a peacoat and aviator sunglasses and just generally living up to his reputation for good looks.
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The hero we need...
Curator of the battleship New Jersey museum not just singing the praises of the battleship New Jersey but also calling out the Kriegsmarine for their crappy ships.
August 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Bill Cassidy, senator from Louisiana, slipping up in a TV interview and referring to 'Medicare cuts' and then putting on the most insincere smile you can possibly imagine and correcting his words to 'Medicare reforms.'
April 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Evergreen
a cartoon character saying "that sign can't stop me because I can't read" in front of a closed door with a sign hanging on it
March 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Never misses:
A tweet by Jacob Bacharach that reads "Every French beach town has a little cafe called like Le Nautilus" and every American beach town has a little cafe called "Scratchy Dick's Big Slut Crab Fuck Shack"
April 12, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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Finally starting to get some good serendipity on the timeline
Two unrelated posts from my timeline. The first reads "Went to grab some local Curculio spp to display next to @mgillman.bsky.social’s incredible Disembodied Weevil Head, seized with sudden desire to find the longest snoot in the collection" the second reads "I will never sort myself into one of your tidy little Victorian lepidopterist identity category boxes. It would restrict my tactical options"
October 2, 2023 at 8:29 PM