Vidal Bassoon
@vidalbassoon.bsky.social
Here for hot takes and shampoo, and I'm all out of shamp--wait, I think there's still some at the bottom.
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
alternate plot summary:
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
alternate plot summary:
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my special interest is being mad online
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my special interest is being mad online
You're right to do so and more people should
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You're right to do so and more people should
Yes, build high speed rail along the front range and turn it into a bedroom community for Denver and Wyoming flips.
October 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Yes, build high speed rail along the front range and turn it into a bedroom community for Denver and Wyoming flips.
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drummers can’t be incels, otherwise they’d be homeless
September 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
drummers can’t be incels, otherwise they’d be homeless
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I'm actually developing a sort of thesis by which the harder a boundary is set between the human and natural worlds the less free you are. Roaming your country's wilds is a basic natural right
August 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I'm actually developing a sort of thesis by which the harder a boundary is set between the human and natural worlds the less free you are. Roaming your country's wilds is a basic natural right
The hero we need...
August 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The hero we need...
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Half the graves I need to shit on haven't even been dug yet.
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Half the graves I need to shit on haven't even been dug yet.
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"she wears glasses, she looks so smart"
[me googling if sharknado was based on a real event]
[me googling if sharknado was based on a real event]
July 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"she wears glasses, she looks so smart"
[me googling if sharknado was based on a real event]
[me googling if sharknado was based on a real event]
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Also, if either of them are reading, the public needs a split EP where @themountaingoats.bsky.social and JK Samson cover each other's songs.
April 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Also, if either of them are reading, the public needs a split EP where @themountaingoats.bsky.social and JK Samson cover each other's songs.
This might help scratch the itch.
The Weakerthans - "Our Retired Explorer (Dines With Michel Foucault In Paris, 1961)"
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
www.youtube.com
April 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This might help scratch the itch.
That's an A+ name for a dog. Good work Nomadic Vintage Rugs.
April 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
That's an A+ name for a dog. Good work Nomadic Vintage Rugs.