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Broadcast Engineer in the American Midwest.
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The two types of museum on any of the Great Lakes:
- Lighthouse Museum (featuring Shipwrecks)
- Shipwreck Museum (featuring Lighthouses)
- Lighthouse Museum (featuring Shipwrecks)
- Shipwreck Museum (featuring Lighthouses)
Uhhhhh...
December 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Uhhhhh...
If you wouldn't gaslight your parents with fake memories while their mental faculties are sharp, you shouldn't do it as they decline.
If you *would* gaslight your parents with fake memories, you're a loathsome sack of shit.
If you *would* gaslight your parents with fake memories, you're a loathsome sack of shit.
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If you wouldn't gaslight your parents with fake memories while their mental faculties are sharp, you shouldn't do it as they decline.
If you *would* gaslight your parents with fake memories, you're a loathsome sack of shit.
If you *would* gaslight your parents with fake memories, you're a loathsome sack of shit.
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
a picture of justin bieber with a christmas tree in the background says merry christmas
Alt: a picture of justin bieber with a christmas tree in the background says merry christmas
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
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A Josh Allen Christmas miracle. 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A Josh Allen Christmas miracle. 🎄
Yo get in here, there's takes to dunk on!
welcome to the Second Annual Bluesky Christmas Eve Snowball Fight!
please drop a take in the replies and I or someone else will be along to belligerently interpret whatever you said in the worst possible light
please drop a take in the replies and I or someone else will be along to belligerently interpret whatever you said in the worst possible light
it’s Christmas Eve morning and apparently Bluesky is in a fightin’ mood today.
please drop a take in the replies and I or someone else will be along to belligerently interpret whatever you said in the worst possible light
please drop a take in the replies and I or someone else will be along to belligerently interpret whatever you said in the worst possible light
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Yo get in here, there's takes to dunk on!
Saw this in a convenience store bathroom. Someone rich and important must have complained about a lack of towels at some point, because money is the only thing that would ever move a convenience store owner to give us anything more than a weak hand dryer.
December 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Saw this in a convenience store bathroom. Someone rich and important must have complained about a lack of towels at some point, because money is the only thing that would ever move a convenience store owner to give us anything more than a weak hand dryer.
Republicans: but Bill Clinton might be in the files!
Everyone else: ok let's find out.
Bill Clinton: ok let's find out.
Everyone else: ok let's find out.
Bill Clinton: ok let's find out.
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Republicans: but Bill Clinton might be in the files!
Everyone else: ok let's find out.
Bill Clinton: ok let's find out.
Everyone else: ok let's find out.
Bill Clinton: ok let's find out.
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I'm just going to go ahead and admit it now: I'm an Epstein postcard truther.
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I'm just going to go ahead and admit it now: I'm an Epstein postcard truther.
They were brazen enough to write about their crimes on postcards they sent each other, they obviously thought even being caught wouldn't result in convictions. Pure evil.
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
They were brazen enough to write about their crimes on postcards they sent each other, they obviously thought even being caught wouldn't result in convictions. Pure evil.
Republicans will really claim that affirmative action elevates unqualified people, and then promote Bari Weiss to run the propaganda department.
December 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Republicans will really claim that affirmative action elevates unqualified people, and then promote Bari Weiss to run the propaganda department.
She had one job, and instead of letting a handful of octogenarians watch the CECOT thing live and never mention it again, she managed to get a copy of the segment onto the phones and computers of every human being on earth. Astronauts on the ISS are probably watching this shit.
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
She had one job, and instead of letting a handful of octogenarians watch the CECOT thing live and never mention it again, she managed to get a copy of the segment onto the phones and computers of every human being on earth. Astronauts on the ISS are probably watching this shit.
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the right: oh yeah what about your hero bill clinton
the left: nobody cares
bill clinton: nobody cares
the left: nobody cares
bill clinton: nobody cares
Objectively funny that Trumpists have used the foregone conclusion that Bill Clinton is implicated in the files as an excuse for not releasing them and then Bill just rolls up like “If I die I die”
Bill Clinton Spokesman: “Someone or something is being protected. We need no such protection. Produce the full and complete record.” #TrumpEpsteinCoverup
December 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the right: oh yeah what about your hero bill clinton
the left: nobody cares
bill clinton: nobody cares
the left: nobody cares
bill clinton: nobody cares
To be clear: the straw that broke the camel's back was the president of the Heritage Foundation supporting vile, gutter antisemitism. These people are still very cool with oppressing trans kids and deporting all brown people. The Reason is being far too generous with this characterization.
![An excerpt from a Reason article about divisions within MAGA. The text reads "[...]problems they're now decrying. But it's a relief to know that there are, in the end, limits to what a prominent swath of the conservative movement will stand for."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x6eeihtkaqmj5ianx3qtzqq3/bafkreickyxhkgv7gywfcn5z7regl6h6vapykojeamkltomc7zdwoucaori@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
To be clear: the straw that broke the camel's back was the president of the Heritage Foundation supporting vile, gutter antisemitism. These people are still very cool with oppressing trans kids and deporting all brown people. The Reason is being far too generous with this characterization.
I always hated those anti-piracy ads, "you wouldn't download a car." Bitch are you serious?
December 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I always hated those anti-piracy ads, "you wouldn't download a car." Bitch are you serious?
The more I see just how many people are hosting copies of the cancelled 60 Minutes CECOT segment, the more I believe that the person who tweeted about the cancellation did so against orders from the top. Either that or Bari Weiss is incompetent. What a scandal!
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The more I see just how many people are hosting copies of the cancelled 60 Minutes CECOT segment, the more I believe that the person who tweeted about the cancellation did so against orders from the top. Either that or Bari Weiss is incompetent. What a scandal!
Only in America could the Kansas City Chiefs move to Kansas 66 years after the team was formed.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Only in America could the Kansas City Chiefs move to Kansas 66 years after the team was formed.
Hey who wants a copy of the cancelled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT?
December 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hey who wants a copy of the cancelled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT?
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Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day
"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.
There's silence for a second.
"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.
There's silence for a second.
"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
Galaxy Quest - a perfect movie, just a wonderful love letter to actors, sci-fi, Star Trek in particular, and to fandom - really deserves a proper physical release with decent extras. Think Weaver's right that releasing a R-rated cut would be fun, too.
Sigourney Weaver Says She Wishes DreamWorks Released A Director’s Cut Of ‘Galaxy Quest,’ Reminisces On Sequel That Never Came To Pass
Sigourney Weaver reflected on cult classic Galaxy Quest and how she wishes the sci-fi satire had released an R-rated director's cut.
deadline.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day
"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.
There's silence for a second.
"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.
There's silence for a second.
"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
I love the idea that reading the Galaxy Quest script gave Tim Allen the tiniest glimpse of what human compassion is, and he just cried and stormed off, scared shitless by the implications for his immortal soul.
Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day
"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.
There's silence for a second.
"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.
There's silence for a second.
"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
Galaxy Quest - a perfect movie, just a wonderful love letter to actors, sci-fi, Star Trek in particular, and to fandom - really deserves a proper physical release with decent extras. Think Weaver's right that releasing a R-rated cut would be fun, too.
December 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I love the idea that reading the Galaxy Quest script gave Tim Allen the tiniest glimpse of what human compassion is, and he just cried and stormed off, scared shitless by the implications for his immortal soul.
I play D&D, I'm both once a week.
you are all 38 years old, none of you have been either a theater kid *or* a debate kid in two decades, be serious
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I play D&D, I'm both once a week.
"You're gonna be Rodgers' next Lazard"
Will obviously get punished / should keep his cool but man…what did this guy say to him
DK Metcalf punching a Lions fan.
December 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"You're gonna be Rodgers' next Lazard"