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cppilgram.bsky.social
Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.
@cppilgram.bsky.social
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He/Him. Social Media Account Connoisseur.

Broadcast Engineer in the American Midwest.
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cppilgram.bsky.social
He'll be alright.
A picture featuring 6 women who are dressed in evening gowns and dresses of various styles and colors. They are all smiling. Also they are contestants on the reality TV show "The Golden Bachelor". A man is standing to the very left of the frame and his face is obscured by a large smiley face to give him anonymity.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Ok this is good
A slogan in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign posters, featuring yellow lettering with red shadowing on a blue background. The text reads "TP for MY BUNGHOLE".
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
cppilgram.bsky.social
A meme of an old tweet by lauren (@NotABigJerk) that has been modified to read "i'm not falling for that election campaign, that's clearly someone with a fetish for public humiliation. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion."
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
You find all sorts of weird shit in my line of work. #WCW
A ticket stub from the World Championship Wrestling Super Summer Sizzler Tour in 1991. It was held at the Brown County Veterans Memorial Arena in Green Bay, WI on June 7th at 8pm.
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Sometimes I wish I could, but for a smaller market team, they're always fun to watch. They have a great farm system so you get to see good players before they get poached by the coastal elites. Plus they have some uniforms featuring the new state flag and they're real good.
A blue baseball cap featuring an alternate logo for the Minnesota Twins (white "MN" with a yellow star between and above the letters) and a side logo of the state outline filled white with a yellow star over where the Twin Cities are located.
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Gonna humbly suggest the Twins:
A logo for the Minnesota Twins baseball team. It features a blue background in the shape of the state, with a baseball in the center and a river down the middle. Two baseball players wearing similar uniforms (the only difference is the one on the left has a M insignia and the other has a STP insignia) stand on each side of the river and shake hands/embrace with smiles on their faces.
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
He went full Popeye
Pete Hegseth, pushin' a tire and lookin' like Popeye.
November 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
This would turn me into the fucking Joker.
"Unfortunately, Castro-Rivera perished. The officer then informed the three detained aliens that their friend had deceased. He then grieved and prayed with them."
October 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Here's Po. He looks annoyed but was given scratches shortly after this was taken.
A black and white tuxedo cat relaxing on the arm of a heather grey couch. One white paw is gripping the fabric with claws, and the sleepy cat is looking over one shoulder with an annoyed look on his face.
October 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Did they have to put the signage up like that? They don't even sell gas!
A picture across 2 lanes of traffic, showing an old gas station that has been converted to a TitleMax Payday Loan Center. For whatever reason, they put up their logo in the same places as the gas station had, making it look like they sell gas (they don't).
October 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Basketball league named after what Tony Stark yell at his wife when she’s nagging him to stop playing video games all weekend
Jarvis Christ
October 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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@kennylogins.bsky.social check it out, I saw a true dad car in the wild and it was *clean*
A classic Buick with a very square body style, it has been lovingly restored and is in beautiful condition. Truly a Dad Car™.
October 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Is the "household item" Photoshop?
A picture of what purports to be a human arm, with the left side of the picture featuring a multitude of normal skin blemishes, and the right side featuring nothing but clean, lily-white human skin. The caption reads "Top MD: Don't Use Lotions On Dark Spots! Use This Household Item..." One struggles to think of a household item that would create the results suggested and not just melt skin entirely.
October 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
That's clearly a microbrew, real weirdos drink domestic:
A glass and bottle, both full of a yellow liquid purporting to be mustard soda, and really what reason do I have to doubt the label? I've had it before, and trust me, if they could get away with claiming it was human piss, they would.
October 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Then why didn't *you* mention the threats? Here's the only post you made between me and the original post, and I cannot fail to notice that the threats are not mentioned. I thought the threats were the problem?
slut femboy brat zath @hornygaytank.bs... 11h she wanted control over what she presented and to advertise the new album. reasonable demands lol
September 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
I was going through an old transmitter site and found this for you, Hi and Lois from over 3 decades ago. A bonus Crankshaft frame to show the date and name of publication.
A comic strip page from 1993 prominently featuring the comic strip Hi and Lois. A header of a comic page from The Oshkosh Northwestern from Wednesday, October 20th 1993. Also, the Crankshaft comic from that day
September 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Creating a false equivalency based on lies is precisely the kind of thing I expect from an account with this "heads I win, tails you lose" bullshit in bio. Deeply unserious people who have to rationalize their material support of the fascist now making life hell for the people they claim to support.
Cheese and Milk @ilikecheeseandmilk.bsky.social 353 followers 11 following 25.6k posts If you block me, it means you admit you lost. If I block you, it means you lost the plot. Same goes for muting.
September 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Hmmm...
The extent to which suffragette violence contributed to the eventual enfranchisement of women in 1918 has been debated by historians, although the consensus of historical opinion is that the terror campaign was not effective. [114] With the aim of gaining votes for women still unrealized by the outbreak of war in 1914, the WSPU had failed to create the kind of "national crisis" which might have forced the government into concessions. [115] Historian Brian Harrison has also stated that opponents to women's suffrage believes the militant campaign had benefited them, since it had largely alienated public opinion and placed the suffrage question beyond parliamentary consideration. [116]
September 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Yo @moderation.bsky.app why tf is this censored as "self harm"?!?
From Gift Links/Gift Articles The_Irregularjoe @theirregularjoe.bsky... 25m ⚠️ Self-Harm Hide *Free Read Filed to: Because it offends tRUMP, it never happened. National park to remove photo of enslaved man's scars - Vis: WAPO wapo.st/4mnND <A sepia-tone photograph of the back of a Black slave, which is criss-crossed with layers upon layers of scar tissue, a result of frequent whippings> National park to remove photo of enslaved man's scars The Trump administration is ordering the removal of information on slavery at multiple n... Posters note: the label "Self-Harm" has been applied to censor the photo for people with certain moderation settings enabled, however the photo depicts a man who was harmed by white overseers, a man whose wounds were most certainly NOT self-inflicted. In addition to censoring important history, it is incredibly insulting to apply that specific label to a man that was repeatedly subjected to decades of racist violence that disfigured his body.
September 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Quad City DJs really saw this and made a song about it.
Kamen Rider Trains
September 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
cppilgram.bsky.social
I dunno Conor, probably by stumbling from one terrorist incident to the next for the entirety of the 80s and 90s? The shootings of Reagan and JPII, the (first) WTC bombing, Oklahoma City, the Atlanta Olympics bombing, Columbine, and those are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head...
A Twitter post by Conor Friedersdorf, "for those old enough to remember it: how did America get from the assassinations of the late 1960s and the political violence of the early 1970s to the relative calm of the 1980s and 1990s"
September 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
"HCJustin streaming on 9/10/25 (colorized)"
September 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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The "3rd Place" meme, featuring a man in a blue and white track suit labeled "people mocking players before the game ends". It's a 6-panel comic, with the man celebrating in the first 5 frames by receiving a medal, biting it, kissing and groping a woman, flipping off the crowd, and popping champagne. In the 6th frame, it's revealed that he got 3rd place. The 1st place finisher (labeled Josh Allen) and 2nd place finisher (labeled JJ McCarthy) are just watching him as he embarrasses himself.
September 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
cppilgram.bsky.social
What's college football without a sniper or two...
A picture from Camp Randall Stadium on the UW campus in Madison, WI. It features the box seats and plaques with the years that the Badgers won the Big Ten Championship and went the Rose Bowl. Above the letter "M" in "Stadium" can be seen two police spotters/snipers.
September 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
We still can't rule out a chestburster
A screenshot of Mekhi Becton's Instagram post featuring a computer monitor displaying vital sign readings and an IV bag full of fluids (presumably for hydration). Text in the upper left reads "DON'T EAT THE RICE AND BEANS IN BRAZIL BRO 🤮🤮"
September 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM