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Just Some Guy
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software developer & butlerian jihad advocate | episcopalian | he/him | ⚓️ 🏳️‍🌈 ☭ 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ | @justsomeguy@jorts.horse
lol this is incredible
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Everything is progressing rationally
February 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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"What if a news network but ONLY sexual predators?"
February 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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lets do ssome crmes on my islan

the finest sleuths of online: the real plot is a code hidden in a catalog
February 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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Malcolm Gladwell is the OG ChatGPT, the previous pinnacle of the art of "this sounds right if you're completely unfamiliar with the topic."
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Is that a clip-on tie from the boys department? I feel like if I tied a tie that short, the tail (or whatever you call it) would be hanging below it. And I'm 6'1"!
lmao look who's testifying in congress today
February 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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*ALPHABET SINKS 7.5% ON HIGHER THAN EXPECTED 2026 CAPEX FORECAST
February 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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This is the legislative version of your family member posting "need prayers please, don't ask why" on Facebook.
I don’t like this
February 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Putting a marker down now: it's only a matter of time before we're told it's antisemitic to discuss the contents of the Epstein material.
February 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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New: Susan Collins raised more from AIPAC donors last year than small donors.

We asked her campaign about it. They hung up.

Last year, we asked if she knew how many Americans the Israeli military had killed.

She replied: “I am pro-Israel.”

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Susan Collins Is Getting More Money From AIPAC Than Small Donors
As oysterman Graham Platner handily outraises Republican Susan Collins, the pro-Israel lobby collected nearly 20% of her donations for her.
zeteo.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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the old fourth estate is dying. the new fourth estate struggles to be born. now is the time of newsletters I guess
February 4, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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This is true, but also leaves out one element, which is part of this goal is shifting the pathway to upper middle class more comprehensively to security/law enforcement/repression industries. Financial stability will require participation in infrastructure of oppression
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Bluesky moderation is being moved to jeevacation@gmail.com
Thanks for your understanding.
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
And uh those guys have the same bones, organs, and circulatory systems wrapped in soft, vulnerable skin as the rest of us, I guess is what I'm saying.
The top end of the wealth distribution has gotten so asymptotic, it's become silly to talk about the 1%, which contains many people who are little more than peasants to Musk or Bezos. It's really just coming down to like a two-digit number of guys calling all the shots.
How rich is Elon?

I'm closer in net worth to Larry Page than Larry Page is to Elon.
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The top end of the wealth distribution has gotten so asymptotic, it's become silly to talk about the 1%, which contains many people who are little more than peasants to Musk or Bezos. It's really just coming down to like a two-digit number of guys calling all the shots.
How rich is Elon?

I'm closer in net worth to Larry Page than Larry Page is to Elon.
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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In one email exchange, Jeffrey Epstein and Olivier Colom, former aide to French President Sarkozy, compared girls to marine life.

Epstein:

“some are like shrimp, you throw away the head and keep the body”

“I can;t even think of the smell of black shrimp. ugh”

(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
It's beneath the dignity of the human person to be encouraged to enter "relationships" with LLM. Honor yourself. Don't talk to software. There's no one there.
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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i was put off by the aspect of Duolingo that involves being emotionally abused by a cartoon
February 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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I don’t like this
February 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
They love the Pedophile President and are always eager to assure us that he's learning and growing, two things that he definitely loves to do.
After Trump tells NBC News he could maybe use a "softer touch" on immigration, we immediately get the "different tone" narrative from CNN.

Brianna Keilar: "A change of tone for the president. Softer touch."

David Chalian: "He acknowledged learning something that this requires a softer touch."
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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"[E]ffectively brought the masks immigration agents wear on the street into the courtroom."

"[E]xample of the [.] playbook being used to shield administration officials and their foot soldiers from accountability under the guise of protecting" them.
#USA #Courts #Media #Deportation #EthnicCleansing
Judge Censored an ICE Agent’s Face Over "Threats." His Info Was a Google Search Away.
Unsealed transcript reveals a judge bought the DOJ's arguments about "bounties" on an ICE agent, when his name and location were on LinkedIn.
theintercept.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Trump's "Arctic Commissioner" Tom Dans appears on Norwegian TV this morning to explain why Trump must have Greenland. He described Greenland as being under Danish occupation and suggested he US would liberate it. It's hard to understate how crude and insulting he was.
Diplomatiske gnisninger etter møte i Nyhetsmorgen: «The check is in the mail»
Det som skulle være et vanlig studiointervju, endte i et diplomatisk sammenstøt i NRKs Nyhetsmorgen. Da Trumps Arktis-utsending forlot studio, kom han med en bemerkning til grønlandske Aaja Chemnitz s...
www.nrk.no
February 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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And it’s pretty dang interesting that a lot of the guys telling us to listen to the polls aren’t quite as enthused about their entire deal all of a sudden
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM