Just Some Guy
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software developer & butlerian jihad advocate | episcopalian | he/him | ⚓️ 🏳️🌈 ☭ 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ | @justsomeguy@jorts.horse
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Congrats again to the elite Obama administration economists & others who told us that this guy was a "credible Treasury Secretary" and a "renaissance man" because he went to the the right schools & the right cocktail parties.
February 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Congrats again to the elite Obama administration economists & others who told us that this guy was a "credible Treasury Secretary" and a "renaissance man" because he went to the the right schools & the right cocktail parties.
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Thomas Friedman gets $350K/year for writing shit like “Russia is the Asiatic Kraken, and the United States is the Blonde Beast eating calamari for the first time—cautious, curious, sexually aroused” and nobody at the New York Times has ever asked him what the fuck his problem is.
February 4, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Thomas Friedman gets $350K/year for writing shit like “Russia is the Asiatic Kraken, and the United States is the Blonde Beast eating calamari for the first time—cautious, curious, sexually aroused” and nobody at the New York Times has ever asked him what the fuck his problem is.
lmao
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 AM
lmao
Oh for sure Briahna
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Oh for sure Briahna
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The 2026 Westminster Dog Show paid tribute to late Catherine O'Hara and her iconic role as Cookie Fleck in the classic “Best In Show.”
"A true legend, timeless talent, and icon."
people.com/westminster-...
"A true legend, timeless talent, and icon."
people.com/westminster-...
The 2026 Westminster Dog Show Took a Moment to Honor 'Legend' Catherine O'Hara and Her 'Best in Show' Role
On Feb. 3, the 2026 Westminster Dog Show paid tribute to Catherine O'Hara and her role in 'Best in Show," ahead of the judging of the Terrier Group
people.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
The 2026 Westminster Dog Show paid tribute to late Catherine O'Hara and her iconic role as Cookie Fleck in the classic “Best In Show.”
"A true legend, timeless talent, and icon."
people.com/westminster-...
"A true legend, timeless talent, and icon."
people.com/westminster-...
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sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find
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People have just gone feral.
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
People have just gone feral.
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
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So there was just a very loud and sustained "Fuck ICE" chant during a pro wrestling show on live primetime television, if you wanna get a sense of the vibe shift.
(One of the wrestlers, Brody King, is an outspoken prigressive and wore an "Abolish ICE" shirt at a Mexico show in June.)
(One of the wrestlers, Brody King, is an outspoken prigressive and wore an "Abolish ICE" shirt at a Mexico show in June.)
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
So there was just a very loud and sustained "Fuck ICE" chant during a pro wrestling show on live primetime television, if you wanna get a sense of the vibe shift.
(One of the wrestlers, Brody King, is an outspoken prigressive and wore an "Abolish ICE" shirt at a Mexico show in June.)
(One of the wrestlers, Brody King, is an outspoken prigressive and wore an "Abolish ICE" shirt at a Mexico show in June.)
Regular-ass commodity stuff needs to get produced, and it's wild to see capitalists becoming unwilling to profitably do so!
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Regular-ass commodity stuff needs to get produced, and it's wild to see capitalists becoming unwilling to profitably do so!
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Paul Weiss leader Brad Karp is stepping down from the role after a trove of emails released by the Justice Department detailed the lawyer’s close connections to disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein.
Paul Weiss Chief Karp Steps Down as Epstein Controversy Heats Up
Paul Weiss leader Brad Karp is stepping down from the role after a trove of emails released by the Justice Department detailed the lawyer’s close connections to disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein.
bit.ly
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Paul Weiss leader Brad Karp is stepping down from the role after a trove of emails released by the Justice Department detailed the lawyer’s close connections to disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein.
Software companies are deranged. They're all looking for unicorn hyper-profits. Adobe is old as shit! It's IBM! It's insane for them to be acting like a bunch of fucking startup pirates.
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Software companies are deranged. They're all looking for unicorn hyper-profits. Adobe is old as shit! It's IBM! It's insane for them to be acting like a bunch of fucking startup pirates.
This is such a bizarre decision. Software that's already mature and stable basically costs $0.00 per copy to produce, and people are still buying it on a *subscription* model. That's like...a capitalist's dream, no?
Called and spoke with Adobe customer support and the guy told me Adobe is discontinuing Animate because apparently the company can't think of any new features to add to the program and they feel it's gotten stale.
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
This is such a bizarre decision. Software that's already mature and stable basically costs $0.00 per copy to produce, and people are still buying it on a *subscription* model. That's like...a capitalist's dream, no?
That's what I'm sayin'
For hardly have we mortals by long toilings extracted from this world’s vast bulk its small but valuable sperm
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
That's what I'm sayin'
What is their fucking problem?! They've been just RELENTLESSLY hostile towards their users for years now!
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
What is their fucking problem?! They've been just RELENTLESSLY hostile towards their users for years now!
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this ended nancy maces career
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
this ended nancy maces career
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February 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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An extraordinary amount of discussion in the Epstein files about how Epstein and his inner circle (especially Steve Bannon) despise the Catholic Church and Pope Francis, and view the church as an institutional enemy of their projects. Getting loads of attention in Italy and Spain, but none in US.
February 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
An extraordinary amount of discussion in the Epstein files about how Epstein and his inner circle (especially Steve Bannon) despise the Catholic Church and Pope Francis, and view the church as an institutional enemy of their projects. Getting loads of attention in Italy and Spain, but none in US.
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
lol yep that certainly is an unpopular opinion!
February 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
lol yep that certainly is an unpopular opinion!
Please, the only reason this doesn't happen here is that we don't have a bunch of WW1 artillery shells laying around.
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Please, the only reason this doesn't happen here is that we don't have a bunch of WW1 artillery shells laying around.
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just destroying the planet for the love of the game, at this point
10 House Democrats joined the GOP in voting to require the Secretary of the Interior to repeal all regulations limiting mining:
Costa
Cuellar
Davis (NC)
Golden
Gonzalez
Gray
Horsford
Lee (NV)
Moskowitz
Perez
Costa
Cuellar
Davis (NC)
Golden
Gonzalez
Gray
Horsford
Lee (NV)
Moskowitz
Perez
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
just destroying the planet for the love of the game, at this point