Up2Long
@up2long.bsky.social
A mild-mannered Cookie Whisperer by day and a belligerent Cookie Smashing Connoisseur at night.
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Up2Long
@up2long.bsky.social
· Nov 28
I love seeing my family during the holidays.
A shout out to Cops, 48 Hours, the FBI Files, Forensic Files ..... for making it possible.
A shout out to Cops, 48 Hours, the FBI Files, Forensic Files ..... for making it possible.
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Looks like I'm adding, "open bag of chips," to my emergency plan in case of a fire.
February 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Looks like I'm adding, "open bag of chips," to my emergency plan in case of a fire.
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I get all my romantic advice from 80s country icon Eddie Rabbit
February 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I get all my romantic advice from 80s country icon Eddie Rabbit
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There are certain things men love to hear so I don’t say them
February 7, 2025 at 8:22 AM
There are certain things men love to hear so I don’t say them
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Remember to pinch your nipples and eat cookies this weekend. You can thank me later!
February 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Remember to pinch your nipples and eat cookies this weekend. You can thank me later!
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Judged solely by his inability to parallel park, Gary too was qualified to head a federal agency.
February 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Judged solely by his inability to parallel park, Gary too was qualified to head a federal agency.
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Protect teachers
We are one of the first to be targets in a facist regime
We are one of the first to be targets in a facist regime
February 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Protect teachers
We are one of the first to be targets in a facist regime
We are one of the first to be targets in a facist regime
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a toaster but for when your hands are cold
February 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
a toaster but for when your hands are cold
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I'd call this a teachable moment in history, but we never learn.
February 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I'd call this a teachable moment in history, but we never learn.
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Could evolution have found a shittier place to locate the balls?
February 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Could evolution have found a shittier place to locate the balls?
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Younger me, punching current me in the sack like a speedbag, as I offer sage advice.
February 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Younger me, punching current me in the sack like a speedbag, as I offer sage advice.
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Just imagine what I could do if I didn’t have to worry about paying bills. 😊🤞🦋
February 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just imagine what I could do if I didn’t have to worry about paying bills. 😊🤞🦋
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I wash my legs when showering.
-Me flirting
-Me flirting
February 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I wash my legs when showering.
-Me flirting
-Me flirting
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To turn on music or not, that is the question
February 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
To turn on music or not, that is the question
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Bluesky illiteracy is the inability to read sarcasm.
February 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Bluesky illiteracy is the inability to read sarcasm.
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I just told a beautiful woman I like it ‘Soggy Style’ 🤦♂️
February 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I just told a beautiful woman I like it ‘Soggy Style’ 🤦♂️
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pretty cool how us tweeter refugees came to bsky and proceeded to relentlessly post jokes with the same grim, joyless determination that one devotes to cleaning their shower grout, just like we did at the other place
February 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
pretty cool how us tweeter refugees came to bsky and proceeded to relentlessly post jokes with the same grim, joyless determination that one devotes to cleaning their shower grout, just like we did at the other place
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Telling someone "now don't be alarmed" is a good way to scare the shit out of them
February 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Telling someone "now don't be alarmed" is a good way to scare the shit out of them
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"I don't deal well with people. It doesn't come naturally to me."
Bitch, you're a nurse!
Bitch, you're a nurse!
January 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"I don't deal well with people. It doesn't come naturally to me."
Bitch, you're a nurse!
Bitch, you're a nurse!
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Muting accounts in beastmode as it gets closer to Monday.
January 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Muting accounts in beastmode as it gets closer to Monday.
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I'm so fancy I'm like Applebee's on a date night
January 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I'm so fancy I'm like Applebee's on a date night
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Grandma [sharing family recipe]: -and the secret ingredient… is LOVE.
Me [frantically writing it down]: cool, what exactly is that and what store sells it?
Me [frantically writing it down]: cool, what exactly is that and what store sells it?
January 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Grandma [sharing family recipe]: -and the secret ingredient… is LOVE.
Me [frantically writing it down]: cool, what exactly is that and what store sells it?
Me [frantically writing it down]: cool, what exactly is that and what store sells it?
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The upside to congestion pricing in NYC is that someone will now have to pay $9 if they want to throat punch me.
January 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The upside to congestion pricing in NYC is that someone will now have to pay $9 if they want to throat punch me.