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Biased against nothing* and down for anything. Organize the South.

* Except MAGA & fascists. Super biased against them.
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Wow, that must be so terrifying to think you're being abducted.
The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”
FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...
www.mprnews.org
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
@gallego.senate.gov Breaking: guy with the charisma of wet toilet paper and looks like this is mad an 80 year old isn’t sexy enough.

“Gallego also wrote, "Now Dem women look like Dem men and Dem men look like women."

Ew.
people.com/ruben-galleg...
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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It's literally this meme
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You know how memory care nursing homes set up a little fake Main Street w/ shops & beauty salons?
Can we set up an identical fake Capitol for our geriatric Congress & let them play at leading the country? They can wreak fake havoc while we elect real leaders that tax the rich & Medicare for All
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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You’ll never guess what this post is about.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Round of applause for chaotic good.
They’re buying ice scrapers & immediately returning them to protest Home Depot’s complicity in #ICE kidnappings 👏👏👏

www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
From the EyesOnIce community on Reddit: Monrovia CA Community Puts the Chill on HomeDepot Deals as Members Buy Ice Scrapers in Defiance
Explore this post and more from the EyesOnIce community
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November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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“if I can suck up their time”

Ladies, nerds of all stripes, neurodivergents of every variety, when I tell you how MADE you were for this moment
"I can help some people"

GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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this doesn't mean the South is hopeless, it doesn't mean that we shouldn't keep trying to win elections and fight the MAGAs in the South, but maintaining this fantasy nonsense about how the South doesn't REALLY have a uniquely racist culture in a number of respects is just foolishness
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I don't want to go to bed. I want to Mamdani post. I want to hopescroll.
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Think about how the left told Biden, and then Kamala, that their campaign would 100% lose if they did the exact opposite of what Mamdani's would be.

They literally plugged their ears and said shut the fuck up, and then she lost by doing the exact opposite, in every way on every issue, of Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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in honor of his heroic choice to help Cuomo go down in flames i vote we continue to allow Sliwa to wear his very funny beret
Curtis Sliwa claims to have been offered $10 million, across seven bribes, to drop out of the mayoral race. Last month, he said he’d leave the ballot if “a Mack truck hits me, and I get turned into a speed bump, and they can’t recover me in the I.C.U.”
Inside Curtis Sliwa’s Never-Ending Campaign
The Republican candidate for New York City mayor has been aggressively ramping up his campaign, even if it’s to the benefit of Zohran Mamdani.
www.newyorker.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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The part of me that’s human feels so bad for this old man, but he’s done so much fucking damage, the empathy rips me in two. These people…man, i wish they would’ve been different.
October 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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McConnell is so senile he had to step down from party leadership but is allowed to remain a US senator for some reason
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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“Kids”
October 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
October 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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peter thiel has gotta be the wettest of the oligarchs
October 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I know this idea is cliche, but

Can you imagine the pants-shitting temper tantrums these losers would have had if Obama had invited the Qatari military to set up a home base in Idaho?
October 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Hate is foolish. Fascism is nonsense.

Costumes, absurdity, & joy at protests are strategy. It exposes oppressive systems as the unwarranted bullshit they are. This makes their “war in the streets” lie so obvious. It’s perfect for “going viral” to the masses.

The horrors persist but I remain SILLY!
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
October 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Damnit.
Well, I just found out that the founder of one of my favorite nail polish companies is registered with the independent American Party.

Time to no longer buy ILNP.
October 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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If and when America finds a way out of authoritarianism, not only will ICE have to be abolished: All these people will need to be held accountable in a court of law for the monstrosities they are committing - those who are ordering them as well as those who are carrying them out.

Every single one.
October 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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i hope the democrats see that there is no working with these people. it really does need to be pens down. file court cases, lie down in the street, but theres no getting back to the business of washington or whatever. it's all on fire, act accordingly
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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We're gonna need an active communist party if only to restore context to our political discourse, I can't listen to republicans calling chuck schumer radical left anymore
June 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I’ve heard people say John Fetterman looks like a Bond villain but that’s very wrong as he’s clearly an Austin powers villain
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM