big beefy boy husband
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koty, he/him • trans icon • wife guy • pleasure to have in class
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a child is doing a handstand on a swing in a yard .
ALT: a child is doing a handstand on a swing in a yard .
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live footage of me back in america instead of sitting on the couch next to the love of my life
Are you not embarrassed to be one thousand years old and saying "woke bowl" I mean really
January 29, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Are you not embarrassed to be one thousand years old and saying "woke bowl" I mean really
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Angela's BEST character yet! 🤣
January 28, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Angela's BEST character yet! 🤣
Proud father to a $500 electric bill, send name ideas!!
January 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Proud father to a $500 electric bill, send name ideas!!
anyway i did some drawing practice instead, look at this mug
January 27, 2026 at 9:25 PM
anyway i did some drawing practice instead, look at this mug
They nuked TikTok every sixth post is a fucking ad and the FYP is an absolute trash hole. Nothing is fun anymore like let a guy fuckin scroll dude
January 27, 2026 at 7:36 PM
They nuked TikTok every sixth post is a fucking ad and the FYP is an absolute trash hole. Nothing is fun anymore like let a guy fuckin scroll dude
steam boardgame sale right after steam detective sale is going to bankrupt me
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
steam boardgame sale right after steam detective sale is going to bankrupt me
do u think hes ever like I'm Da Baby, gotta love me! or do you think joy and whimsy are dead and we're all just waiting to die
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 PM
do u think hes ever like I'm Da Baby, gotta love me! or do you think joy and whimsy are dead and we're all just waiting to die
Idgaf that I work from home I should get a snow day when there's a foot coming down 😤
January 25, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Idgaf that I work from home I should get a snow day when there's a foot coming down 😤
Reversing my vasectomy so it shoots out the back
January 23, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Reversing my vasectomy so it shoots out the back
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DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
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I sure hear a lot of talk about cultural superiority from people whose culture does not include rinsing their ass
January 22, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I sure hear a lot of talk about cultural superiority from people whose culture does not include rinsing their ass
The joys of my office job are few and far between but one of them is when people are giving a VIN and forget the phonetic alphabet and have to panic-search for a word. Just got a "U as in uhhhhh... Well yeah I guess U as in uhh" 😭
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
The joys of my office job are few and far between but one of them is when people are giving a VIN and forget the phonetic alphabet and have to panic-search for a word. Just got a "U as in uhhhhh... Well yeah I guess U as in uhh" 😭
Forgot my own zip code the other day but thank god I've still got every case outcome and plot point of The Closer unintentionally memorized
January 22, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Forgot my own zip code the other day but thank god I've still got every case outcome and plot point of The Closer unintentionally memorized
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let’s see The Proclaimers do that
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
let’s see The Proclaimers do that
Jess just said god got bored in his Sims game and that's why he put her in a hoarder house and me in a woman's body 😭😭😭
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Jess just said god got bored in his Sims game and that's why he put her in a hoarder house and me in a woman's body 😭😭😭
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We all know and love the airport as the place we go to cough on each other. But if you purchase a ticket you can also use it to get to other cities
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
We all know and love the airport as the place we go to cough on each other. But if you purchase a ticket you can also use it to get to other cities
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
Average day being married to a sex worker
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Average day being married to a sex worker
I cut Spotify out of my life after probably 15+ years, personally I will not be re-entering the chokehold that's still run by the military drone guy and covertly uses AI-generated music so they can keep even the fraction of a penny they might have had to pay an artist
In the wake of the execution of Renee Nicole Macklin Good by an ICE agent and a sustained boycott that dropped Spotify’s stock 10% in one month, Spotify confirms ICE recruitment ads are no longer running.
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I cut Spotify out of my life after probably 15+ years, personally I will not be re-entering the chokehold that's still run by the military drone guy and covertly uses AI-generated music so they can keep even the fraction of a penny they might have had to pay an artist
i like to honor my roots in '00s pop punk by never learning the actual words to songs that have been in my top 10 for two decades. if patrick stump wanted me to know what he was saying, i would know by now
January 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
i like to honor my roots in '00s pop punk by never learning the actual words to songs that have been in my top 10 for two decades. if patrick stump wanted me to know what he was saying, i would know by now
Timed it perfectly so the eggs were done right as the ramen reached an edible temp.. I fear it's a high I will be chasing for the rest of my life 😔
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Timed it perfectly so the eggs were done right as the ramen reached an edible temp.. I fear it's a high I will be chasing for the rest of my life 😔
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Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
thank god 2026 will be the year i get out from under the thumb of this garbage ass bullshit property management company, FUCK dude
January 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
thank god 2026 will be the year i get out from under the thumb of this garbage ass bullshit property management company, FUCK dude