Langdon Grant
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February 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
‼️ Holy cow. ‼️
Read this order from a federal judge in Texas. Drop whatever you're doing and read it now.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Read this order from a federal judge in Texas. Drop whatever you're doing and read it now.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM
‼️ Holy cow. ‼️
Read this order from a federal judge in Texas. Drop whatever you're doing and read it now.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Read this order from a federal judge in Texas. Drop whatever you're doing and read it now.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
‼️ WOW.
The arrest of Don Lemon is barely two hours old and it's already becoming a MAJOR scandal. If you've got two entire offices of career prosecutors refusing to pursue charges, you know it's a *complete* sham.
In any sane world, Pam Bondi would be out as Attorney General by COB today.
The arrest of Don Lemon is barely two hours old and it's already becoming a MAJOR scandal. If you've got two entire offices of career prosecutors refusing to pursue charges, you know it's a *complete* sham.
In any sane world, Pam Bondi would be out as Attorney General by COB today.
Breaking on MS NOW:
Career DOJ prosecutors in both Minnesota and Los Angeles refused to be involved in charging Don Lemon and the other journalists who covered the Minneapolis church protests.
The prosecutors believe the evidence does not support the charges, per @carolleonnig.bsky.social.
Career DOJ prosecutors in both Minnesota and Los Angeles refused to be involved in charging Don Lemon and the other journalists who covered the Minneapolis church protests.
The prosecutors believe the evidence does not support the charges, per @carolleonnig.bsky.social.
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
‼️ WOW.
The arrest of Don Lemon is barely two hours old and it's already becoming a MAJOR scandal. If you've got two entire offices of career prosecutors refusing to pursue charges, you know it's a *complete* sham.
In any sane world, Pam Bondi would be out as Attorney General by COB today.
The arrest of Don Lemon is barely two hours old and it's already becoming a MAJOR scandal. If you've got two entire offices of career prosecutors refusing to pursue charges, you know it's a *complete* sham.
In any sane world, Pam Bondi would be out as Attorney General by COB today.
Interesting data point.
Hanover County, VA is a reliably GOP county north of Richmond. Trump won 62-63% of the vote there all three times he's run for president.
And even *they* don't want DHS in their backyard.
www.virginiascope.com/hanover-want...
Hanover County, VA is a reliably GOP county north of Richmond. Trump won 62-63% of the vote there all three times he's run for president.
And even *they* don't want DHS in their backyard.
www.virginiascope.com/hanover-want...
Hanover wants the Department of Homeland Security to choose a different location for processing facility
The Hanover County Board of Supervisors announced its opposition to the purchase of a warehouse in the county to be used as a Department of Homeland Security processing facility.
www.virginiascope.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Interesting data point.
Hanover County, VA is a reliably GOP county north of Richmond. Trump won 62-63% of the vote there all three times he's run for president.
And even *they* don't want DHS in their backyard.
www.virginiascope.com/hanover-want...
Hanover County, VA is a reliably GOP county north of Richmond. Trump won 62-63% of the vote there all three times he's run for president.
And even *they* don't want DHS in their backyard.
www.virginiascope.com/hanover-want...
This is how CBS is sanewashing that 104 minutes of lunacy we all just witnessed.
January 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
This is how CBS is sanewashing that 104 minutes of lunacy we all just witnessed.
I didn't have drunk burglar raccoons on my 2025 Bingo card, but here we are.
"After sleeping for a few hours and showing no signs of injury, officials said the raccoon was released back into the wild."
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"After sleeping for a few hours and showing no signs of injury, officials said the raccoon was released back into the wild."
www.wric.com/news/weird-n...
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I didn't have drunk burglar raccoons on my 2025 Bingo card, but here we are.
"After sleeping for a few hours and showing no signs of injury, officials said the raccoon was released back into the wild."
www.wric.com/news/weird-n...
"After sleeping for a few hours and showing no signs of injury, officials said the raccoon was released back into the wild."
www.wric.com/news/weird-n...
The politically incorrect Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp have endorsed Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The politically incorrect Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp have endorsed Cuomo.
Wow, Hegseth was met with COMPLETE SILENCE when he finished his speech and left the stage. Not so much as even a single polite golf clap out of sympathy.
Total loser energy.
Total loser energy.
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Wow, Hegseth was met with COMPLETE SILENCE when he finished his speech and left the stage. Not so much as even a single polite golf clap out of sympathy.
Total loser energy.
Total loser energy.
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
The GOP is just a bunch of completely unserious people.
Watch how GOP pundit Brad Todd twists himself into a pretzel over the CDC mess.
"The CDC needed to be more forthright about vaccines during the pandemic..."
Molly Ball: "Trump was president when the pandemic started!"
Todd: "He should get credit for bringing the life-saving vaccine to market."
"The CDC needed to be more forthright about vaccines during the pandemic..."
Molly Ball: "Trump was president when the pandemic started!"
Todd: "He should get credit for bringing the life-saving vaccine to market."
August 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The GOP is just a bunch of completely unserious people.
Drudge right now:
August 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Drudge right now:
If you paid attention to what Nichols is actually saying, you'd know he's saying it's not the 19-year-old barista that's the problem, but actual Democratic candidates and officeholders saying these things that's the problem. In a nationalized media environment like we have now, that means...
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the reason this discourse will never end is because it is completely untethered from any kind of evidentiary standard. as long as there is a 19-year-old barista somewhere saying “cultural appropriation,” guys like nichols will complain that “democrats” use alienating language.
It would be a huge step forward for Democrats and for general clarity in political writing if these terms went away. These came mostly from academic hothouses.
August 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If you paid attention to what Nichols is actually saying, you'd know he's saying it's not the 19-year-old barista that's the problem, but actual Democratic candidates and officeholders saying these things that's the problem. In a nationalized media environment like we have now, that means...
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They decided any physical fitness standards would be too woke.
August 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
They decided any physical fitness standards would be too woke.
More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge.
July 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge.
Jesus Christ, @nytimes.com, this is pathetic.
And it's not going to get better for you. Nothing will change the fact that you failed basic standards of journalism by laundering a tabloid hit piece based on stolen data from a white supremacist and eugenicist. Time to own up and apologize.
And it's not going to get better for you. Nothing will change the fact that you failed basic standards of journalism by laundering a tabloid hit piece based on stolen data from a white supremacist and eugenicist. Time to own up and apologize.
July 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Jesus Christ, @nytimes.com, this is pathetic.
And it's not going to get better for you. Nothing will change the fact that you failed basic standards of journalism by laundering a tabloid hit piece based on stolen data from a white supremacist and eugenicist. Time to own up and apologize.
And it's not going to get better for you. Nothing will change the fact that you failed basic standards of journalism by laundering a tabloid hit piece based on stolen data from a white supremacist and eugenicist. Time to own up and apologize.
What an absolute humiliation for the @nytimes.com. And it's *completely* self-inflicted.
The saga of the NYT's anti-Mamdani story taken from notorious white supremacist Jordan Lasker (they call him an "academic") gets even more amazing: Lasker's only impactful paper, which claimed white people are smarter, is infamous: it misused data so badly it got his tenured co-author fired. 2/
July 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What an absolute humiliation for the @nytimes.com. And it's *completely* self-inflicted.
A tale of two Independence Day messages.
Maybe you disagree with Zohran Mamdani's politics, that's fine. But he is and always will be a better patriot, a better American, and a better man than Donald Trump can ever hope to be.
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Maybe you disagree with Zohran Mamdani's politics, that's fine. But he is and always will be a better patriot, a better American, and a better man than Donald Trump can ever hope to be.
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July 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A tale of two Independence Day messages.
Maybe you disagree with Zohran Mamdani's politics, that's fine. But he is and always will be a better patriot, a better American, and a better man than Donald Trump can ever hope to be.
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Maybe you disagree with Zohran Mamdani's politics, that's fine. But he is and always will be a better patriot, a better American, and a better man than Donald Trump can ever hope to be.
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More on this story.
Jesus, this isn't just an embarrassing black eye for the @nytimes.com -- it's horrific journalistic malpractice. Puts the Times on the same level as Fox, NY Post, Breitbart, etc. Basically a trash tabloid.
Jesus, this isn't just an embarrassing black eye for the @nytimes.com -- it's horrific journalistic malpractice. Puts the Times on the same level as Fox, NY Post, Breitbart, etc. Basically a trash tabloid.
New, from me:
The Times published a piece accusing a man born in Africa as claiming to be African-American in a failed college admission.
They viewed this story to be newsworthy enough to grant anonymity to a eugenicist working with hacked personal data.
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/whos-afrai...
The Times published a piece accusing a man born in Africa as claiming to be African-American in a failed college admission.
They viewed this story to be newsworthy enough to grant anonymity to a eugenicist working with hacked personal data.
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/whos-afrai...
Who's Afraid of Zohran Mamdani?
And what it means to be an immigrant on July 4th
donmoynihan.substack.com
July 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
More on this story.
Jesus, this isn't just an embarrassing black eye for the @nytimes.com -- it's horrific journalistic malpractice. Puts the Times on the same level as Fox, NY Post, Breitbart, etc. Basically a trash tabloid.
Jesus, this isn't just an embarrassing black eye for the @nytimes.com -- it's horrific journalistic malpractice. Puts the Times on the same level as Fox, NY Post, Breitbart, etc. Basically a trash tabloid.
What an incredible self-own by and black eye for the @nytimes.com.
it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.
July 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
What an incredible self-own by and black eye for the @nytimes.com.
Today's GOP: Cruel, nasty, vicious, and hideous. Don't look away. This is who they are. Never underestimate how much they truly hate America and most of its people. They don't view Americans as citizens to be served. They view us as subjects to be ruled, and abused for their twisted pleasure.
July 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Today's GOP: Cruel, nasty, vicious, and hideous. Don't look away. This is who they are. Never underestimate how much they truly hate America and most of its people. They don't view Americans as citizens to be served. They view us as subjects to be ruled, and abused for their twisted pleasure.
The truth is, they're miserable people and they think the way to make themselves not miserable is to punish the country and make everyone else as miserable as they are.
That's really all this is.
That's really all this is.
February 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The truth is, they're miserable people and they think the way to make themselves not miserable is to punish the country and make everyone else as miserable as they are.
That's really all this is.
That's really all this is.
Trump is racking up an impressive streak of losses. And they're coming from judges all over the political and ideological spectrum, from Biden and Obama appointees to George W. Bush and Reagan appointees, and even Carl Nichols, a Trump appointee.
NEW: Six times since yesterday, a judge has blocked a component of Trump's early-term policy blitz, saying it appeared to run afoul of the law or constitution.
The clashes are beginning to define the first chapter of the Trump presidency.
www.politico.com/news/2025/02...
The clashes are beginning to define the first chapter of the Trump presidency.
www.politico.com/news/2025/02...
February 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Trump is racking up an impressive streak of losses. And they're coming from judges all over the political and ideological spectrum, from Biden and Obama appointees to George W. Bush and Reagan appointees, and even Carl Nichols, a Trump appointee.
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Elon about to come in at halftime and replace Andy Reid with Bigballs
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Elon about to come in at halftime and replace Andy Reid with Bigballs
Oh FFS, shut this whole team of scuttling miscreants down now.
🚨BIG SCOOP: Musk’s DOGE Teen Was Fired By Cybersecurity Firm for Leaking Company Secrets
Edward Coristine posted online that he had retained access to the firm’s servers. Now he has access to sensitive government information.
🎁 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Edward Coristine posted online that he had retained access to the firm’s servers. Now he has access to sensitive government information.
🎁 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Musk’s DOGE Teen Was Fired By Cybersecurity Firm for Leaking Company Secrets
Edward Coristine posted online that he had retained access to the firm’s servers. Now he has access to sensitive government information.
www.bloomberg.com
February 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Oh FFS, shut this whole team of scuttling miscreants down now.
Hmm. I'm sensing a pattern here.
New: A 2nd DOGE staffer has amplified extremists online, including Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate
www.reuters.com/world/us/sta...
www.reuters.com/world/us/sta...
Staffer with Elon Musk's DOGE amplified white supremacists online
One of the people working with billionaire Elon Musk in his efforts to overhaul the U.S. government is a Berkeley-educated computer scientist who has boosted white supremacists and misogynists online.
www.reuters.com
February 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hmm. I'm sensing a pattern here.