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I'm all for woke 2 as long as we agree woo-woo is out, I want aggressively pro-science and medicine thanks
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm all for woke 2 as long as we agree woo-woo is out, I want aggressively pro-science and medicine thanks
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I really want to know the full story behind this epic hack, and yet I also hope it is never solved.
It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
Max Headroom 1987 Broadcast Signal Intrusion Incident
YouTube video by andrew867
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I really want to know the full story behind this epic hack, and yet I also hope it is never solved.
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You should pitch an article about the Communist Education Bill the House just passed and fascism. You know you should. Do it.
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You should pitch an article about the Communist Education Bill the House just passed and fascism. You know you should. Do it.
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The secret to our success is treating everyone, even the idiots, with respect.
April 20, 2024 at 8:12 PM
The secret to our success is treating everyone, even the idiots, with respect.
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The International Association of Cryptologic Research ran an election for its board. Of course, they used the cryptographic Helios voting system. Unfortunately, they lost one of the three keys and can’t count the results.
arstechnica.com/security/202...
arstechnica.com/security/202...
Oops. Cryptographers cancel election results after losing decryption key.
Voting system required three keys. One of them has been “irretrievably lost.”…
arstechnica.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
The International Association of Cryptologic Research ran an election for its board. Of course, they used the cryptographic Helios voting system. Unfortunately, they lost one of the three keys and can’t count the results.
arstechnica.com/security/202...
arstechnica.com/security/202...
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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I just spent the last two hours debugging the Bluetooth stack *in anger* because for the last few weeks I've had to re-pair my mouse with my laptop. Every time. Remove mouse, re-pair.
Turns out I had two identical mice in my backpack and I've been switching between them.
It was me.
Turns out I had two identical mice in my backpack and I've been switching between them.
It was me.
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I just spent the last two hours debugging the Bluetooth stack *in anger* because for the last few weeks I've had to re-pair my mouse with my laptop. Every time. Remove mouse, re-pair.
Turns out I had two identical mice in my backpack and I've been switching between them.
It was me.
Turns out I had two identical mice in my backpack and I've been switching between them.
It was me.
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I took this pic in a shop in Salem the other week and I think more people need to see it
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I took this pic in a shop in Salem the other week and I think more people need to see it
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average bluesky poster after pulling out the calipers like measurehead:
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
average bluesky poster after pulling out the calipers like measurehead:
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15 U.S. states have an official state dinosaur! 🦕🦖
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
15 U.S. states have an official state dinosaur! 🦕🦖
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I'll never judge someone for not being a ra-ra USA type person because I don't know what their experience of this country has been, but the people who get upset at others expressing any kind of positive vision or attachment are just doing FUCK U DAD politics. most countries are many things.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I'll never judge someone for not being a ra-ra USA type person because I don't know what their experience of this country has been, but the people who get upset at others expressing any kind of positive vision or attachment are just doing FUCK U DAD politics. most countries are many things.
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all of the angry comments proving OPs point lol
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
all of the angry comments proving OPs point lol
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(a large meteor enters the upper atmosphere) are you mad at me
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
(a large meteor enters the upper atmosphere) are you mad at me
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We need a better term for depression. That’s played out. I suggest the Noble Sorrow™️
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We need a better term for depression. That’s played out. I suggest the Noble Sorrow™️
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The universe does things on a subatomic level that would get you arrested for bank fraud if you tried the financial equivalent.
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The universe does things on a subatomic level that would get you arrested for bank fraud if you tried the financial equivalent.
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the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale
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Just saw your man get devoured by a dust cloud of unknown particles. Nothing left but a skeleton that toppled to the ground shortly after sorry to say
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just saw your man get devoured by a dust cloud of unknown particles. Nothing left but a skeleton that toppled to the ground shortly after sorry to say
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Sun being out got me so excited I accidentally waved hi to a neighbors Halloween dummy. Time to go back inside
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Sun being out got me so excited I accidentally waved hi to a neighbors Halloween dummy. Time to go back inside
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It's the pepperoni flower
WE FOUND IT! We trekked day and night through tiger-patrolled Sumatran rainforests accessible only under permit for this: Rafflesia hasseltii. Few people have ever seen this flower, and we watched it open by night. Magic.
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It's the pepperoni flower
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[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
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Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
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jokes on you - i was already gonna push a rock up a hill forever
March 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
jokes on you - i was already gonna push a rock up a hill forever
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples: