Elizabeth Keenan
@elizabethkeenan.bsky.social
Writer. Editor. Former real estate agent. Former ethnomusicologist.
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Me: Alas and woe, I cannot sleep, I have The Anxiety
Cats: What if we could help
Cats: Because have you considered
Cats: You could have The Anxiety AND the Severe Overheating
Cats: AT THE SAME TIME :)
Cats: What if we could help
Cats: Because have you considered
Cats: You could have The Anxiety AND the Severe Overheating
Cats: AT THE SAME TIME :)
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Me: Alas and woe, I cannot sleep, I have The Anxiety
Cats: What if we could help
Cats: Because have you considered
Cats: You could have The Anxiety AND the Severe Overheating
Cats: AT THE SAME TIME :)
Cats: What if we could help
Cats: Because have you considered
Cats: You could have The Anxiety AND the Severe Overheating
Cats: AT THE SAME TIME :)
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the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
I saw someone say to give them a C-, and, as a former adjunct, that is exactly what I'd have done, because I knew damned well that no university administration would support me under these circumstances. It's not fair, and it's not right, but it's definitely reality.
if this is discrimination, I’m genuinely unsure what you’re supposed to do when a student responds to a prompt with some religious gibberish
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I saw someone say to give them a C-, and, as a former adjunct, that is exactly what I'd have done, because I knew damned well that no university administration would support me under these circumstances. It's not fair, and it's not right, but it's definitely reality.
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Oh, come the fuck on! This is SO. GROSS.
Louis C.K. isn’t too cancelled to perform several sold-out shows of his new comedy show at the Beacon, but cancelled enough that, if you manage to snag a ticket, you might not want to brag about it to your co-workers.
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/EvR4r7
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/EvR4r7
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Oh, come the fuck on! This is SO. GROSS.
Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?
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This is exactly why I don’t let go of the “cancel culture memo”
This man trapped folks in rooms to make them watch him masturbate and they are trying to ask if the show is good enough to make that’s measurable trade
This man trapped folks in rooms to make them watch him masturbate and they are trying to ask if the show is good enough to make that’s measurable trade
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is exactly why I don’t let go of the “cancel culture memo”
This man trapped folks in rooms to make them watch him masturbate and they are trying to ask if the show is good enough to make that’s measurable trade
This man trapped folks in rooms to make them watch him masturbate and they are trying to ask if the show is good enough to make that’s measurable trade
My older sister forced me to watch Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead when I was in high school, and that fact basically explains my taste in theater.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My older sister forced me to watch Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead when I was in high school, and that fact basically explains my taste in theater.
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Does he know he was canceled… because a new book and comedy special don’t feel very cancelled
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Does he know he was canceled… because a new book and comedy special don’t feel very cancelled
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“Co-authored by an MIT economist, the study finds that, per capita, immigrants are about 80 percent more likely to found a firm, compared to US-born citizens,” MIT News reported in 2022. Altogether, immigrants make up one in five business owners, the New American Economy said in 2019 👇🏽
Did you know immigrant-led businesses contribute $1.3 trillion in sales?
@yunao08.bsky.social and @tusk81.bsky.social remind us that on Small Business Saturday, immigrant-led businesses are at the heart of our economy: creating jobs, generating billions, all while keeping communities vibrant.
@yunao08.bsky.social and @tusk81.bsky.social remind us that on Small Business Saturday, immigrant-led businesses are at the heart of our economy: creating jobs, generating billions, all while keeping communities vibrant.
Immigrants Keep On Innovating To Keep The Country Going
Bottom line: We need immigrants.
americasvoicecnn.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“Co-authored by an MIT economist, the study finds that, per capita, immigrants are about 80 percent more likely to found a firm, compared to US-born citizens,” MIT News reported in 2022. Altogether, immigrants make up one in five business owners, the New American Economy said in 2019 👇🏽
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It’s useful to think about things like this in numbers of tenure track professors.
$53M is 575 assistant professors. Or more than thirty percent of the total number of full-time faculty at LSU.
$53M is 575 assistant professors. Or more than thirty percent of the total number of full-time faculty at LSU.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s useful to think about things like this in numbers of tenure track professors.
$53M is 575 assistant professors. Or more than thirty percent of the total number of full-time faculty at LSU.
$53M is 575 assistant professors. Or more than thirty percent of the total number of full-time faculty at LSU.
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“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
I need to these in my life, like now.
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I need to these in my life, like now.
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Now this is the kind of carrying on I needed
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Now this is the kind of carrying on I needed
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PECAN PIE IS DIVISIVE BECAUSE NONE OF YOU PEOPLE MAKE IT CORRECTLY
STOP MAKING GIANT BLOBS. IT'S ABOUT THE PECANS! THE PECANS! GET YOU SOME MOLASSES. WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING
STOP MAKING GIANT BLOBS. IT'S ABOUT THE PECANS! THE PECANS! GET YOU SOME MOLASSES. WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
PECAN PIE IS DIVISIVE BECAUSE NONE OF YOU PEOPLE MAKE IT CORRECTLY
STOP MAKING GIANT BLOBS. IT'S ABOUT THE PECANS! THE PECANS! GET YOU SOME MOLASSES. WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING
STOP MAKING GIANT BLOBS. IT'S ABOUT THE PECANS! THE PECANS! GET YOU SOME MOLASSES. WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING
Just read about a book deal for what sounds like a flippant version of the MS of mine that died on sub, and... yeah. Writers aren't supposed to talk about these things, but it took me THREE YEARS to get over that book not selling. And now I'm happily writing again, but... Ugh. Barf. Blah. Blergh.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Just read about a book deal for what sounds like a flippant version of the MS of mine that died on sub, and... yeah. Writers aren't supposed to talk about these things, but it took me THREE YEARS to get over that book not selling. And now I'm happily writing again, but... Ugh. Barf. Blah. Blergh.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
UPS has taken five days and counting to send a package from Avanel, NJ to my home in the Bronx. That is a distance of less than 40 miles.
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
UPS has taken five days and counting to send a package from Avanel, NJ to my home in the Bronx. That is a distance of less than 40 miles.
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In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
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It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.
Fond memories of that time Mike Johnson was president of a local law school that never opened its doors, in part because it was attached to a Baptist college that was losing its accreditation, and in part because it was always a scam from the start
Mike Johnson -- who is, yes, theoretically a lawyer -- has not had a chance to look at the American Constitution because he's been very busy lately, folks, he just can't see everything, gosh, how is he supposed to know if it's wrong that the president called for the execution of congress members?
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.