tinz
@tinz.bsky.social
entering my Steely Dan phase
soundcloud https://on.soundcloud.com/pPpDN
if you don't like the songs it's because they're unfinished, not because they're bad
soundcloud https://on.soundcloud.com/pPpDN
if you don't like the songs it's because they're unfinished, not because they're bad
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
News: Feds are said to be on their way out of Chicago in the near future. Via @jmetr22b.bsky.social and me www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
Federal Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago, sources say
Cmdr. Gregory Bovino was expected to depart Chicago within days, while most Border Patrol agents under this command would soon be redeployed elsewhere, three sources told the Tribune Monday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
put this old bitch to bed along with the rest of his ancient buddies, Charlie Bucket-style
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
put this old bitch to bed along with the rest of his ancient buddies, Charlie Bucket-style
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
This guy 100% has all sorts of interesting memorabilia in his basement
Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This guy 100% has all sorts of interesting memorabilia in his basement
Sort of telling that time and again Republicans can't conjure a single thing that a person might do in a city other than Going Out To Eat
Sean Duffy: "Donald Trump got 6% of the vote in Washington DC, so not a lot of fans of Donald Trump in the city of DC. But they love these policies. People want to be safe. They love Judge Jeanine. They love the president. They can go out to eat and they're not afraid of getting shot or mugged."
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sort of telling that time and again Republicans can't conjure a single thing that a person might do in a city other than Going Out To Eat
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Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"
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![david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i don't like this animal. skip it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ciyivse6vsi273tcz6w2nvep/bafkreigrd7kushrlt5vdhsmayfdgwwwmr4spi4pminony6ik2iqwqfsu2a@jpeg)
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
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Remember how Trump reposted that AI thing about magic beds that cure all sickness and how you need to get a special card for the magic bed
October 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Remember how Trump reposted that AI thing about magic beds that cure all sickness and how you need to get a special card for the magic bed
Podcast Host Gets Tips From Different Podcast Host
Glenn Beck says that after he aired a show on Antifa, FBI agents acting on the behest of Kash Patel came to get tips. Here's who the segment targeted, largely through strained connections and guilt by association: www.mediamatters.org/glenn-beck/g...
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Podcast Host Gets Tips From Different Podcast Host
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Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
They're calling it "the book that's already sitting unsold in the Costco discount pile"
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Have I Got Nuzzi For You
Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.
www.status.news
October 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
They're calling it "the book that's already sitting unsold in the Costco discount pile"
An anti-ICE Puerto Rican is headlining the Super Bowl and the Republicans' golden calf just stated on the record that he's not getting into heaven, but Colin Kaepernick hasn't been in the NFL for almost a decade so I guess he's got a point
Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
October 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
An anti-ICE Puerto Rican is headlining the Super Bowl and the Republicans' golden calf just stated on the record that he's not getting into heaven, but Colin Kaepernick hasn't been in the NFL for almost a decade so I guess he's got a point
Dark Hank Hill-ass speaker
Mike Johnson says Medicaid is "intended for vulnerable populations, the elderly, disabled, and young pregnant women, and not young able-bodied men without dependents who are playing video games."
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Dark Hank Hill-ass speaker
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You officially live in a “show me your papers” nation, if you were wondering how far along things are now.
And ICE took his unhoused friend.
And ICE took his unhoused friend.
NEWS: ICE gave a Rogers Park man a $130 ticket for not having his papers on him. They rounded him up last week and eventually let him go, but not without a fine that some critics say is un-American. Trump admin enforcing little-used law
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/13/i...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/13/i...
ICE tickets Chicago man with legal residency $130 for not having his papers on him: ‘It’s not fair…I’m a resident’
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement fined Rueben Antonio Cruz $130 for not having his papers with him.
www.chicagotribune.com
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You officially live in a “show me your papers” nation, if you were wondering how far along things are now.
And ICE took his unhoused friend.
And ICE took his unhoused friend.
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
put all of these freaks on an island and give em all the munitions they want - I'd give it a month before nature reclaims all of their bodies
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
put all of these freaks on an island and give em all the munitions they want - I'd give it a month before nature reclaims all of their bodies
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it always blows my mind when these people act like “the left just calls everyone nazis” these days and it’s like no. we’re calling nazis nazis! there just happens to be a lot of them in and around the government these days!
More history from this Nazi adulated by the Trump team. These are explicit, proud Nazis who scream and cry and call every referee they can find when you quote their Nazism back to them.
October 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
it always blows my mind when these people act like “the left just calls everyone nazis” these days and it’s like no. we’re calling nazis nazis! there just happens to be a lot of them in and around the government these days!
wrong answer bitch
Durbin on whether Democrats can use reining in ICE in Chicago as a precondition to rein in the government says “can’t do that. It’s gotta be health care all the way.”
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wrong answer bitch
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"We took freedom of speech away" should be in every campaign ad moving forward.
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
October 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"We took freedom of speech away" should be in every campaign ad moving forward.
get these fucking freaks out of Berwyn
Another incident of federal agents pointing guns at Chicago area residents.
October 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
get these fucking freaks out of Berwyn
It's a microcosm of how weak this regime really is that it only takes this freak one mildly logical question from a friendly propaganda network for him to short circuit and go Porky Pig Mode.
SEAN DUFFY: Burbank -- zero controllers came to work. I don't support that. They should come to work. They're supposed to come to work. But ...
KILMEADE: They didn't even miss a paycheck yet. So why aren't they coming to work?
KILMEADE: They didn't even miss a paycheck yet. So why aren't they coming to work?
October 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It's a microcosm of how weak this regime really is that it only takes this freak one mildly logical question from a friendly propaganda network for him to short circuit and go Porky Pig Mode.
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So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?
Hulk Hogan:
Hulk Hogan:
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?
Hulk Hogan:
Hulk Hogan: