Tickled Catastrophe
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But do you frolic?
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When we said to become ungovernable we should have been a lot more specific.
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Me: I have a very livid memory
Her: Don’t you mean vivid?
Me: No…
Her: Don’t you mean vivid?
Me: No…
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me: I have a very livid memory
Her: Don’t you mean vivid?
Me: No…
Her: Don’t you mean vivid?
Me: No…
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Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
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if you're being pedantic about the definition of pedophilia I'm assuming you are a pedophile
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
if you're being pedantic about the definition of pedophilia I'm assuming you are a pedophile
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Hear me out.
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hear me out.
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
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some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
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Applying for my dream job in a sleep clinic.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Applying for my dream job in a sleep clinic.
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Never forget:
Cries rhymes with fries.
Cries rhymes with fries.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Never forget:
Cries rhymes with fries.
Cries rhymes with fries.
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lower yourself into a cranberry bog it’s time
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
lower yourself into a cranberry bog it’s time
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Been saying variations of "no" "what the fuck is this" and "what the fuck is that" for the past 3 minutes straight
If that's owling, this is definitely full pelican 🪶
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Been saying variations of "no" "what the fuck is this" and "what the fuck is that" for the past 3 minutes straight
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I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
The whir of a work computer powering down and other sounds to soothe the savage brain.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The whir of a work computer powering down and other sounds to soothe the savage brain.
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Everybody is so desperate for that interstellar comet to be an alien ship, what if it's just cake?
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Everybody is so desperate for that interstellar comet to be an alien ship, what if it's just cake?
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I’m not funny, you’re just depressed ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m not funny, you’re just depressed ❤️
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You don't realise how dull your life is until someone asks what your hobbies are.
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You don't realise how dull your life is until someone asks what your hobbies are.
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gotta say it's pretty ridiculous being governed by people who take testosterone supplements and boner pills but don't want anyone else to have gender affirming care
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
gotta say it's pretty ridiculous being governed by people who take testosterone supplements and boner pills but don't want anyone else to have gender affirming care
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I just want to have enough money to afford beer that requires a bottle opener
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I just want to have enough money to afford beer that requires a bottle opener
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I can't describe how beautiful tonight's murder of crows against a red sky was.
I'm kindof emotional about it.
50% speed. Narrative video in next post 🪶
I'm kindof emotional about it.
50% speed. Narrative video in next post 🪶
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I can't describe how beautiful tonight's murder of crows against a red sky was.
I'm kindof emotional about it.
50% speed. Narrative video in next post 🪶
I'm kindof emotional about it.
50% speed. Narrative video in next post 🪶
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alright ill bite whats baseball
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
alright ill bite whats baseball
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hey bub, why don’t you make like a tree and grow deep, stable roots that’ll nourish and sustain you for years to come
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
hey bub, why don’t you make like a tree and grow deep, stable roots that’ll nourish and sustain you for years to come
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The devil plays tic tac toe with your hashtags.
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The devil plays tic tac toe with your hashtags.
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This is who solved the Louvre heist
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This is who solved the Louvre heist
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i hate the player AND the game (solitaire)
November 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i hate the player AND the game (solitaire)
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catherine zeta jones did all that laser beam training in a catsuit and mfers just pull up with a ladder and a chainsaw its goddamn disrespectful
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
catherine zeta jones did all that laser beam training in a catsuit and mfers just pull up with a ladder and a chainsaw its goddamn disrespectful
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friendly reminder to set your clocks on fire tonight. time still isn't real!
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
friendly reminder to set your clocks on fire tonight. time still isn't real!
I'm sorry, my walk-in pantry must be in my other house.
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm sorry, my walk-in pantry must be in my other house.