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@therealtyler.bsky.social
· Jul 22
So here's the thing:
If you follow me and you haven't liked any of my posts...
Fuckin' Why?
If you follow me and you haven't liked any of my posts...
Fuckin' Why?
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I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven
July 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven
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I'm at the dentist, and they've put an artsy print of a molar next to a bunch of lilies on a small table and it feels like I'm at a funeral for a tooth
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I'm at the dentist, and they've put an artsy print of a molar next to a bunch of lilies on a small table and it feels like I'm at a funeral for a tooth
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The individual cannot bargain with the State. The State recognizes no coinage but power: and it issues the coins itself.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The individual cannot bargain with the State. The State recognizes no coinage but power: and it issues the coins itself.
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"After all that nonsense on Staten Island, I cut loose to Pennsylvania. Because it sounds like 'Transylvania,' and we all know that sounds cool."
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"After all that nonsense on Staten Island, I cut loose to Pennsylvania. Because it sounds like 'Transylvania,' and we all know that sounds cool."
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they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!
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You know the scene in MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE where the evil vehicles are running out of gas, so they demand the humans fill them up, and the humans… do?
Anyway, the Senate
Anyway, the Senate
a truck that has a green face on it and the word habit on the side
Alt: Maximum Overdrive
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
You know the scene in MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE where the evil vehicles are running out of gas, so they demand the humans fill them up, and the humans… do?
Anyway, the Senate
Anyway, the Senate
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fresh off caving, Sen. Jeanne Shaheen is going on Fox & Friends
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
fresh off caving, Sen. Jeanne Shaheen is going on Fox & Friends
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John Woo told me all the candles keep setting fire to his doves so I asked how many doves he has and he said he just goes and gets a new dove afterwards from the bird sanctuary so I said it sounds like he's just burning rescue doves with candles and then Chow Yun-fat started crying.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
John Woo told me all the candles keep setting fire to his doves so I asked how many doves he has and he said he just goes and gets a new dove afterwards from the bird sanctuary so I said it sounds like he's just burning rescue doves with candles and then Chow Yun-fat started crying.
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I don't know what alternate reality you inhabit , but the party *was* united, united around stopping a catastrophic increase in ACA premiums leading to 5+ million uninsured, and a death spiral in the ACA market, and collapse of the service and delivery system.
Here's a thought. Perhaps it's time to stop with the back & forth haggling within the party and to focus on the issue at hand - making sure the safety nets that have been destroyed in the Big Bad Bill are fixed. Dems got them to return to DC. to do that. Then we can talk in-depth about leadership.
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I don't know what alternate reality you inhabit , but the party *was* united, united around stopping a catastrophic increase in ACA premiums leading to 5+ million uninsured, and a death spiral in the ACA market, and collapse of the service and delivery system.
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Stop saying "eight of them folded"
They picked who would fold.
Maybe not all but most are in on this.
They picked who would fold.
Maybe not all but most are in on this.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Stop saying "eight of them folded"
They picked who would fold.
Maybe not all but most are in on this.
They picked who would fold.
Maybe not all but most are in on this.
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science fiction
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September 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
science fiction
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The thing about the "I voted against this" position Schumer is taking is that either he is trying to mislead Dem voters by implying he didn't support reopening right now, or he has no control over his caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The thing about the "I voted against this" position Schumer is taking is that either he is trying to mislead Dem voters by implying he didn't support reopening right now, or he has no control over his caucus.
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the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:
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"Unite and fight instead of arguing with each other" makes no fucking sense when the thing you're arguing with is whether or not you should fight to begin with
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"Unite and fight instead of arguing with each other" makes no fucking sense when the thing you're arguing with is whether or not you should fight to begin with
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“The real problem with America is my bitch ex-wife” is perhaps the most MAGA take ever created
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“The real problem with America is my bitch ex-wife” is perhaps the most MAGA take ever created
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Party Unity starts with the party uniting about the shared interests of the constituents. That is also the end of the conversation.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Party Unity starts with the party uniting about the shared interests of the constituents. That is also the end of the conversation.
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
more like chicken caccia these hands
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
more like chicken caccia these hands
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Never needed to bust this one out more chucklefuck
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Never needed to bust this one out more chucklefuck
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Like, pretty much everyone involved in Tuesday's victories around the country has absolutely no illusions that Schumer and the rest are more useful than a hat full of busted assholes.
And, they can prove it, just look at the elections won despite dem leadership desperately trying to fuck them up.
And, they can prove it, just look at the elections won despite dem leadership desperately trying to fuck them up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Like, pretty much everyone involved in Tuesday's victories around the country has absolutely no illusions that Schumer and the rest are more useful than a hat full of busted assholes.
And, they can prove it, just look at the elections won despite dem leadership desperately trying to fuck them up.
And, they can prove it, just look at the elections won despite dem leadership desperately trying to fuck them up.
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Millions and millions of people getting very excruciatingly clear proof that Schumer and all the other dem leaders are completely worthless pieces of shit *they don't fucking need*, all at once.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Millions and millions of people getting very excruciatingly clear proof that Schumer and all the other dem leaders are completely worthless pieces of shit *they don't fucking need*, all at once.
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"I didn't need him when he was busy ratfucking Mamdani in favor of a rapist endorsed by Trump, Musk, and Miller. And then a week later he guaranteed I lose my healthcare."
And, each person thinking that has literally just come off an *extremely* successful campaign organization.
And, each person thinking that has literally just come off an *extremely* successful campaign organization.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"I didn't need him when he was busy ratfucking Mamdani in favor of a rapist endorsed by Trump, Musk, and Miller. And then a week later he guaranteed I lose my healthcare."
And, each person thinking that has literally just come off an *extremely* successful campaign organization.
And, each person thinking that has literally just come off an *extremely* successful campaign organization.
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getting rid of Trump by Not fixing anything that brought about Trump is v dem coded
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
getting rid of Trump by Not fixing anything that brought about Trump is v dem coded