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Tyler 🦝🔪💀
@therealtyler.bsky.social
49 M | Just some dude. I post whatever. I don't debate. Shiposts, politics, music, movies, nonsense

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this is where my header comes from:
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DOG
January 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Makes you think.
January 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Lmao send us a photo of everyone at your house so you don't need to expend energy counting while ordering pizza from Papa John's is the funniest fed post I've ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Ran into an old friend at the doctor's office. **trigger warning: spider**
January 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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I cannot stress enough that no one should let any software photograph their face basically ever again unless there is truly no other option. Mask in public, stop using AI, etc. Best case scenario you'll be used to feed a violent porn machine, worst case fascists will use it to track & brutalize you.
January 16, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Hey uh

Anyone remember during the George Floyd rebellion when folks realized that Juggalo makeup confused facial recognition software and then within like one business day Snapchat released a new Juggalo filter? You know, so you'd sit staring directly into the camera to let it map your whole face?
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Then Frog said, “Toad, here is what you must do. Tonight when you go to bed, you must think some very big thoughts. Those big thoughts will make your head grow larger. In the morning your new hat may fit.”

“What a good idea,” said Toad.
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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it actions like this that make people, especially gen z, despise the democratic party. what are we doing here
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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If you don’t want me to say the democrats suck then the democrats should try not sucking
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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dooooo somethinggggg 🎵

you motherfuckeeeeeer 🎤 😫

do something 🎶

besides talking like a busterrrr 🎤 😫
January 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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“You are angry that the most powerful men and women in the world aren’t taking action, but yet you restrict me—an anonymous troll—from tweeting at you. Curious”
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Coming back to this, what the hell is Miller even trying to prove here? Shatner is nearly a hundred years old and while he starred in Star Trek he didn't write or direct the series. Just further proof that Miller is just throwing out mindless culture war bullshit.
Stephen Miller saw an alien on the bridge and started drafting an executive order.
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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But I was expressly told by people who don’t live in California that he’s a fighter
big strong savvy gavin newsom apparently doesn’t even have the wherewithal to stand up to ben “i have never satisfied a woman in my life” shapiro
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.

Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
January 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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ive kind of reached the point where i think if youre still posting on musk's thingie youve got a mental problem and should think about that
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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We saw how that goes.

Kamala talked about making price gouging illegal for 2 days and the Donor Class came down on her so hard that she couldn't talk about anything that wasn't Building The Wall or having 'The Most Lethal Fighting Force' for the remainder of the campaign.
the thing about affordability is the dems don't have to harp on this

this is a trailing indicator

people already fucking know affordability is a crisis

now is the time to shape public opinion elsewhere like building the case to investigate and prosecute the entire administration
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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"Resist call of voters" is a wild way to describe elected officials ignoring the wishes and demands of their constituents who elected them and they are literally paid to represent
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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When some asks, "how are you?"
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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this plus Satya Nadella saying "stop calling it slop guys" a couple of weeks ago makes me think they're switching into full-on desperation mode
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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ICE isn’t making rare mistakes. This is the point.

When an agency can grab people first and sort out rights later, if they bother at all, everyone is at risk. Citizen or not.
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.
Sure. AI companies have ALWAYS been training their models on Wikipedia content, which under the free and open access model is available to anyone — including AI companies. Agreements like these require AI companies to limit and offset the strain they place on Wikimedia infrastructure.
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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This weird idea that we have to support people like Newsom or Mayor Pete when the primaries don't even start for a whole year is wild.

We really need to stop acting like primaries don't matter and we just have to accept whomever is the loudest.
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Now I'm no big city white shoe political analyst here or anything but this one very weird super problematic Dem doing something is, according to bsky interaction metrics, bonkers popular if idk any other Dems on this website are into being, like, liked maybe they could try this, too
"ICE is out of control and beyond reform. We must fundamentally change the way we approach immigration: it’s time to abolish ICE."

See, Dems? You can actually say it, and even draft legislation about it! It's possible to do!
Michigan U.S. Rep. Shri Thanedar Introduces Bill to Abolish ICE
Detroit area Congressman Shri Thanedar has introduced legislation in Congress that would abolish U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The proposal, called the ‘Abolish ICE Act’, would dismantle t...
themetrodetroitnews.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM