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Tyler 🦝🔪💀
@therealtyler.bsky.social
49 M | Just some dude. I post whatever. I don't debate. Shiposts, politics, music, movies, nonsense

Delaware
Grace Jones in Conan the Destroyer set impossibly high standards for me.

If she won't grab me and take me, is she even interested?
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
with such hits as ROTTEN PHOTON LANDSLIDE and NEUTRON SMASHED FACE
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This looks like Sid & Marty Kroft's "God Emperor of Dune"

MONEO!
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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John Woo told me all the candles keep setting fire to his doves so I asked how many doves he has and he said he just goes and gets a new dove afterwards from the bird sanctuary so I said it sounds like he's just burning rescue doves with candles and then Chow Yun-fat started crying.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
that's not a thought.

that's a shart.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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September 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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"Unite and fight instead of arguing with each other" makes no fucking sense when the thing you're arguing with is whether or not you should fight to begin with
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM