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therealtyler.bsky.social
Tyler 🦝🔪💀
@therealtyler.bsky.social
120 followers 86 following 910 posts
49 M | Just some dude. I post whatever. I don't debate. Shiposts, politics, music, movies, nonsense

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cAsE iN pOiNt
op's AI girlfriend attempting to explain the NYC mayoral race to this smooth brained single-data-point-using lackwit
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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the wizard has turned the AI slop glazer's dick into a noodle with a funny rhyme
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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this dumbasses profile states "humans are stupid, ai will do better, be more interesting, be most honest, ai can change its mind, has no ego and has no axe to grind, it will look at the entire picture and always be fair" the absolute glazing of slop indicates they have nothing if worth to contribute to any conversation the lidless eyed orange encourages you to drink a large glass of the shut up juice
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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tfw a person you like posts bad takes about art
Yotsuba Kouwai from Yotsuba&! stands on a brick sidewalk with a gun in one hand and flowers in the other she is about to embark on a journey of vengeance and will kill anyone who gets in her way
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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i thought the pervert glasses were gonna finally turn shit around for him
mark Zuckerberg, noted pedophile, pervert, and goat fucker poses with some shitty ray ban spy glasses that he uses to take creep shots of little children when he pervs around the mall incidentally, back in the day I got hacked twice by folks that posted ray ban ads all over my Facebook and now I'm pretty sure I wasn't legitimately hacked and zucc just assumed no one would notice this shit
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Yotsuba says NO
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
therealtyler.bsky.social
this you?
rudo from gachiakuto having coffee for the first time
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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"just get in the tent, bro

there's plenty of space and absolutely no nazis

frfr"
three innocent liberals are lured into the big tent little do they know that it is absolutely full of nazis once they are inside the tent they will no longer care ignore the spooky face get in the tent quit being selfish and get in the tent those nazis aren't in the tent the tattoo is going to be a maze
October 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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america stabs itself repeatedly with two knives as China and the EU look on with dismay and concern there is blood everywhere these anthropomorphized map bits are playing out a drama that makes no sense because sanity is dead
October 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Enjin, a humble cleaner, with his umbreaker dude with a big bladed umbrella spear thing right before he shreds a bunch of trash monsters Gachiakuta is the manga by URANA Kei
October 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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she needs a cup of this
"you should try this drink," says the orange it stares at you with lidless eyes as it extends its hand to you in its grip is a glass of iced black liquid labeled "shut up" the implication is that you should drink the shut up juice and you should
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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just come on in, get in the big tent no worries, folks!
that big tent "centrists" want you to get inside (boogey tent from EarthBound, aka Mother 2)
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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trying to find a jpeg instead of a webp and reverse image search did the funniest shit:
picture of Joshua from the trampoline episode of Community. reverse image search says he looks like Matt Walsh
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Joshua from the trampoline episode of Community pointing towards the swastika on his chest and saying "it's an optical illusion"
October 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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livin' the meme
Elon and Kanye in a grainy picture captioned "Listen up liberal MY WIFE LEFT ME" it's funny because they're both motherfuckers.
October 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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a rv camper with "they eat babies in Denver!!" spraypainted on the back underneath is meta's useless ai offering a search for baby-eating restaurants in denver
October 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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"so anyway I started licking"
October 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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He's doing the wint thing.
And another thing: im not mad. Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad.
October 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Me at 50% watching my food take twice as long to cook.
Me at 50% watching my food take twice as long to cook.
October 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Sickos looking in Crispy Gnome's window and laughing with glee.
October 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Still from "From Beyond".
September 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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The Pedorapist in Chief won't mourn you no matter how much you tongue punch his fartbox.
TMZ: Donald Trump skips the Kennedy Center's vigil for Charlie Kirk ... Choosing instead to enjoy a weekend away at his golf club in New Jersey. Matt Binder: How disrespectful. Let's get this guy fired from his job.
September 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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MaYbE wE cAn FiNd CoMmOn GrOuNd
HAKEEM JEFFRIES BEING THE IDIOT HE IS
September 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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"Your bones secrete a hormone that can make you panic, scientists find" *picture of a skull* "So it was my own spooky scary skeleton that sent shivers down my spine."
August 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM