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Thinking of moving to Britain so I can hit up babes with hey wanna ride the tube for a spell
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Thinking of moving to Britain so I can hit up babes with hey wanna ride the tube for a spell
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I’m the boss at work.
If I have to have a BM during the day you better believe I go to a different floor.
If I have to have a BM during the day you better believe I go to a different floor.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’m the boss at work.
If I have to have a BM during the day you better believe I go to a different floor.
If I have to have a BM during the day you better believe I go to a different floor.
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I think the term for what I've been able to accomplish during for wet/snowy days in Vermont is "fuckall."
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I think the term for what I've been able to accomplish during for wet/snowy days in Vermont is "fuckall."
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We are witnessing the most incompetent government in the history of our great country.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We are witnessing the most incompetent government in the history of our great country.
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I've organised my workplace secret Santa for 5 years. It's great because I always pick myself for my secret Santa. Before, I used to get a load of crap presents which I would give away or put into a raffle. Now, at least I get something useful that I will use, a litre of vodka.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I've organised my workplace secret Santa for 5 years. It's great because I always pick myself for my secret Santa. Before, I used to get a load of crap presents which I would give away or put into a raffle. Now, at least I get something useful that I will use, a litre of vodka.
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I got a parking ticket from the council wardens one day. Every single job I've done for the council fixing their heating in public buildings or school I've added the cost of the ticket into every job. A £20 ticket has cost them a hell of a lot of money over the years
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I got a parking ticket from the council wardens one day. Every single job I've done for the council fixing their heating in public buildings or school I've added the cost of the ticket into every job. A £20 ticket has cost them a hell of a lot of money over the years
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"If a man has not found something that he will die for, he is not fit to live."
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"If a man has not found something that he will die for, he is not fit to live."
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
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I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
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Say what you will about negotiating our own healthcare but I’ve got a guy who’ll do my colonoscopy for only 5k if I don’t go with the full anesthesia package
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Say what you will about negotiating our own healthcare but I’ve got a guy who’ll do my colonoscopy for only 5k if I don’t go with the full anesthesia package
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I aim to be off putting
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I aim to be off putting
After a time you realize deep down you don't care if anyone listens, you just gotta get it out.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
After a time you realize deep down you don't care if anyone listens, you just gotta get it out.
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well well well if it isn’t the same bullshit a different day
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
well well well if it isn’t the same bullshit a different day
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Getting high, otherwise I just might criticize.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Getting high, otherwise I just might criticize.
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awake against my will
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
awake against my will
According to Andrew, it's Fuckingham Palace.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
According to Andrew, it's Fuckingham Palace.
Well timber me shivers
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Well timber me shivers
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My office partner told another colleague I’m “always reading” and it feels very nice to be seen
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My office partner told another colleague I’m “always reading” and it feels very nice to be seen
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There's a new owl that screams like a small child in danger right at dusk, could have done without that.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
There's a new owl that screams like a small child in danger right at dusk, could have done without that.
I definitely like reading more than writing.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I definitely like reading more than writing.