Tanya
@tanyamj57.bsky.social
Disappointed by humans in general.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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The only rad way to deep fry a turkey is to slam dunk that frozen motherfucker right into a pot of boiling oil with your bare hands. Anything less is pure cowardice.
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The only rad way to deep fry a turkey is to slam dunk that frozen motherfucker right into a pot of boiling oil with your bare hands. Anything less is pure cowardice.
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Generally I find myself either too old for this shit, too tired for this shit, too sober for this shit or just plain not in the mood for this shit.
October 25, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Generally I find myself either too old for this shit, too tired for this shit, too sober for this shit or just plain not in the mood for this shit.
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Truth! And it is embarrassing for our nation!
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Truth! And it is embarrassing for our nation!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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[walking through costco with a turkey] look it’s purely ceremonial, she means nothing to me
the rotisserie chickens: just leave
the rotisserie chickens: just leave
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
[walking through costco with a turkey] look it’s purely ceremonial, she means nothing to me
the rotisserie chickens: just leave
the rotisserie chickens: just leave
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I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had town planners in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had town planners in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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My internal monologue has started asking for hazard pay.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
My internal monologue has started asking for hazard pay.
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*puts entire United States in rice*
August 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
*puts entire United States in rice*
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Sick of paying carnival prices for candy apples? Tonight we torch the fairgrounds.
August 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sick of paying carnival prices for candy apples? Tonight we torch the fairgrounds.
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At this point my retirement plan is spontaneous combustion.
August 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
At this point my retirement plan is spontaneous combustion.
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Today I learned the Joshua tree is a yucca plant. Which describes my feeling about several other U2 albums.
August 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Today I learned the Joshua tree is a yucca plant. Which describes my feeling about several other U2 albums.
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i put on pants just like everyone else: mad that i have to
August 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i put on pants just like everyone else: mad that i have to
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Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=epsF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=epsF...
Troy McClure — “Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly” and “Here Comes the Metric System”
YouTube video by The Golden Circle
www.youtube.com
July 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=epsF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=epsF...
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I remember when this happened.
July 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I remember when this happened.
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Today is my Monday.
July 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Today is my Monday.
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The bed be my worst enemy in the morning, UNHAND ME YOU COMFORTABLE MF
July 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The bed be my worst enemy in the morning, UNHAND ME YOU COMFORTABLE MF
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In his effort to eliminate fresh water drinking America, citing high levels of toxins and commie sea monkeys, Bobby jr vows to personally visit every home in America and drop a gnarly deuce in your water main.
June 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
In his effort to eliminate fresh water drinking America, citing high levels of toxins and commie sea monkeys, Bobby jr vows to personally visit every home in America and drop a gnarly deuce in your water main.
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Now that all the llm companies have successfully stolen literally everything ever written, they're all pivoting hard to "let us surveill you 24/7 here put this camera on your face and wrist c'mon enter the panopticon"
June 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Now that all the llm companies have successfully stolen literally everything ever written, they're all pivoting hard to "let us surveill you 24/7 here put this camera on your face and wrist c'mon enter the panopticon"
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you know it's actually taken a lot of effort to find such unhealthy options with so many dietary restrictions thank you for noticing
June 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
you know it's actually taken a lot of effort to find such unhealthy options with so many dietary restrictions thank you for noticing
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Dentist: have you been clenching your jaw lately?
Me: have you been reading the news lately?
Me: have you been reading the news lately?
February 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dentist: have you been clenching your jaw lately?
Me: have you been reading the news lately?
Me: have you been reading the news lately?
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took a trip down memory lane to my first investigative stories about Andrew Cuomo from more than 10 years ago when he was Democrats' golden boy and was being celebrated by media...what a ride, it was worth all the stress and the gray hair
June 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
took a trip down memory lane to my first investigative stories about Andrew Cuomo from more than 10 years ago when he was Democrats' golden boy and was being celebrated by media...what a ride, it was worth all the stress and the gray hair
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
June 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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stop, stop, tonight can only be so enjoyable
Aaron Rodgers says he'll leave the NFL and go into hiding next year: 'You won't see me'
Aaron Rodgers says he’ll leave the NFL and go into hiding next year: ‘You won’t see me’
In what might be a wish come true for some, controversial NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers says he'll disappear from public eye after 2025 season with Steelers.
www.latimes.com
June 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
stop, stop, tonight can only be so enjoyable