Dgar
@dgar.bsky.social
Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”
Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music.
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#DgarMusic
Check out my tunes!
Bandcamp: https://dgar.bandcamp.com
Everywhere else: https://ffm.bio/dgar
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”
Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music.
Like = Marked As Read
#DgarMusic
Check out my tunes!
Bandcamp: https://dgar.bandcamp.com
Everywhere else: https://ffm.bio/dgar
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Dgar
@dgar.bsky.social
· Oct 12
Dgar
This project draws from a passion for music, and takes inspiration from grunge, punk, rock, and blues.
Dgar is pronounced ‘Jar’.
dgar.bandcamp.com
#Dgar is a Digital Busker, creating music and throwing it to the abyss.
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
Happy Gregorian New Year!
(for those that celebrate.)
(for those that celebrate.)
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Happy Gregorian New Year!
(for those that celebrate.)
(for those that celebrate.)
I remember 2025 like it was yesterday.
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I remember 2025 like it was yesterday.
It’s okay to believe in life after love.
Cher if you agree.
Cher if you agree.
December 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s okay to believe in life after love.
Cher if you agree.
Cher if you agree.
Bobcat is short for “Robert Feline”
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Bobcat is short for “Robert Feline”
Got deodorant in my mouth.
Spoke with an Axe scent.
Spoke with an Axe scent.
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Got deodorant in my mouth.
Spoke with an Axe scent.
Spoke with an Axe scent.
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#Dgar is a Digital Busker, creating music and throwing it to the abyss.
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
Dgar
This project draws from a passion for music, and takes inspiration from grunge, punk, rock, and blues.
Dgar is pronounced ‘Jar’.
dgar.bandcamp.com
October 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
#Dgar is a Digital Busker, creating music and throwing it to the abyss.
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
Pirate: The cannons be loaded Captain!
Captain: “Are”!
Captain: “Are”!
December 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Pirate: The cannons be loaded Captain!
Captain: “Are”!
Captain: “Are”!
Hand over the calculator.
Friends don’t let friends drink and derive.
Friends don’t let friends drink and derive.
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hand over the calculator.
Friends don’t let friends drink and derive.
Friends don’t let friends drink and derive.
I got an email explaining how the read maps backwards.
It was spam.
It was spam.
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I got an email explaining how the read maps backwards.
It was spam.
It was spam.
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Here's newman in a basket
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Here's newman in a basket
On 25th December, a child was born who would change the world forever.
Happy birthday Isaac Newton.
Happy birthday Isaac Newton.
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
On 25th December, a child was born who would change the world forever.
Happy birthday Isaac Newton.
Happy birthday Isaac Newton.
Do you know the true story of John Mastodon?
He’s the one who took the corporate socials on.
John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis)
~ #Dgar
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He’s the one who took the corporate socials on.
John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis)
~ #Dgar
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John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis), by Dgar
track by Dgar
dgar.bandcamp.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Do you know the true story of John Mastodon?
He’s the one who took the corporate socials on.
John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis)
~ #Dgar
dgar.bandcamp.com/track/john-m...
Grab your free copy:
Buy Track name your price
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Happy holidays from #DgarMusic.
🫶🤗
#Music
He’s the one who took the corporate socials on.
John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis)
~ #Dgar
dgar.bandcamp.com/track/john-m...
Grab your free copy:
Buy Track name your price
Enter $0.00
Happy holidays from #DgarMusic.
🫶🤗
#Music
In democracy, it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
In democracy, it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
Shout out to anyone who wants to know the opposite of “in” is.
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Shout out to anyone who wants to know the opposite of “in” is.
Them: What is it about the world that annoys you the most?
Me: Nouns.
Them: Nouns?
Me: Yeah. People, places, things…
Me: Nouns.
Them: Nouns?
Me: Yeah. People, places, things…
December 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Them: What is it about the world that annoys you the most?
Me: Nouns.
Them: Nouns?
Me: Yeah. People, places, things…
Me: Nouns.
Them: Nouns?
Me: Yeah. People, places, things…
Me: That hemorrhoid cream caused a bad reaction.
Doctor: Where did you apply it?
Me: On the bus.
Doctor: Where did you apply it?
Me: On the bus.
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me: That hemorrhoid cream caused a bad reaction.
Doctor: Where did you apply it?
Me: On the bus.
Doctor: Where did you apply it?
Me: On the bus.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean basically the same thing.
Except when you're at a funeral.
Except when you're at a funeral.
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean basically the same thing.
Except when you're at a funeral.
Except when you're at a funeral.
Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations...
December 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations...
This Christmas, remember not to leave your Ewoks outside.
They are Endor pets.
They are Endor pets.
December 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This Christmas, remember not to leave your Ewoks outside.
They are Endor pets.
They are Endor pets.
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Bleed the pig! Anyone! Anywhere!
December 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Bleed the pig! Anyone! Anywhere!
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“We like you for your brains, not your bodies”
All Zombies Go To Heaven
~ #Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/all-zo...
Stream: ffm.to/dgarzombies
#DgarMusic #Music #Fedivision #Punk #Rock
All Zombies Go To Heaven
~ #Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/all-zo...
Stream: ffm.to/dgarzombies
#DgarMusic #Music #Fedivision #Punk #Rock
All Zombies Go To Heaven, by Dgar
track by Dgar
dgar.bandcamp.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“We like you for your brains, not your bodies”
All Zombies Go To Heaven
~ #Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/all-zo...
Stream: ffm.to/dgarzombies
#DgarMusic #Music #Fedivision #Punk #Rock
All Zombies Go To Heaven
~ #Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/all-zo...
Stream: ffm.to/dgarzombies
#DgarMusic #Music #Fedivision #Punk #Rock
Guess who brought canned meat to work again today?
It’s Pam.
It’s Pam.
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Guess who brought canned meat to work again today?
It’s Pam.
It’s Pam.
“We like you for your brains, not your bodies”
All Zombies Go To Heaven
~ #Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/all-zo...
Stream: ffm.to/dgarzombies
#DgarMusic #Music #Fedivision #Punk #Rock
All Zombies Go To Heaven
~ #Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/all-zo...
Stream: ffm.to/dgarzombies
#DgarMusic #Music #Fedivision #Punk #Rock
All Zombies Go To Heaven, by Dgar
track by Dgar
dgar.bandcamp.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“We like you for your brains, not your bodies”
All Zombies Go To Heaven
~ #Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/all-zo...
Stream: ffm.to/dgarzombies
#DgarMusic #Music #Fedivision #Punk #Rock
All Zombies Go To Heaven
~ #Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/all-zo...
Stream: ffm.to/dgarzombies
#DgarMusic #Music #Fedivision #Punk #Rock