Dgar
@dgar.bsky.social
Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”
Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music.
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#DgarMusic
Check out my tunes!
Bandcamp: https://dgar.bandcamp.com
Everywhere else: https://ffm.bio/dgar
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”
Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music.
Like = Marked As Read
#DgarMusic
Check out my tunes!
Bandcamp: https://dgar.bandcamp.com
Everywhere else: https://ffm.bio/dgar
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Dgar
@dgar.bsky.social
· Oct 12
Dgar
This project draws from a passion for music, and takes inspiration from grunge, punk, rock, and blues.
Dgar is pronounced ‘Jar’.
dgar.bandcamp.com
#Dgar is a Digital Busker, creating music and throwing it to the abyss.
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
When you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen the mall.
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
When you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen the mall.
So… horse puns?
Yay, or neigh?
Yay, or neigh?
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
So… horse puns?
Yay, or neigh?
Yay, or neigh?
Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.
Ever noticed how astronauts on the ISS are never under the weather?
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ever noticed how astronauts on the ISS are never under the weather?
Me: I’ve been bitten by a wolf!
Doctor: Where?
Me: No. Just a normal wolf.
Doctor: Where?
Me: No. Just a normal wolf.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Me: I’ve been bitten by a wolf!
Doctor: Where?
Me: No. Just a normal wolf.
Doctor: Where?
Me: No. Just a normal wolf.
I am often mistaken for a musician because of my guitar.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I am often mistaken for a musician because of my guitar.
Don't forget, the Moon, weather permitting, will be visible from Earth tonight.
The last time this happened was last night.
The last time this happened was last night.
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Don't forget, the Moon, weather permitting, will be visible from Earth tonight.
The last time this happened was last night.
The last time this happened was last night.
You just read this sentence.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
You just read this sentence.
Negative candles are cantdles.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Negative candles are cantdles.
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To err is human.
To arr is pirate.
To arr is pirate.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
To err is human.
To arr is pirate.
To arr is pirate.
Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me.
Injuries were super fish oil.
Injuries were super fish oil.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me.
Injuries were super fish oil.
Injuries were super fish oil.
Stars died so you could be here today.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Stars died so you could be here today.
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Anyone else noticed how Nazi rallies get the go-ahead fairly easily from state governments, then the horrified public reaction is weaponised to pass anti-protest laws, which are then used to quash anti-genocide dissent and justify police assaults on small brown women? You picking up on this, too??
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Anyone else noticed how Nazi rallies get the go-ahead fairly easily from state governments, then the horrified public reaction is weaponised to pass anti-protest laws, which are then used to quash anti-genocide dissent and justify police assaults on small brown women? You picking up on this, too??
If I had a DeLorean, I’d drive it from it from time to time…
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If I had a DeLorean, I’d drive it from it from time to time…
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My most recent song is about Zombies. No one has ever suggested that I may have been making a political statement when I released it.
It’s just some fun #DgarMusic
✌️😁🤘
ffm.to/dgarzombies
It’s just some fun #DgarMusic
✌️😁🤘
ffm.to/dgarzombies
Dgar - All Zombies Go To Heaven
Choose your preferred music service
ffm.to
July 28, 2024 at 6:01 AM
My most recent song is about Zombies. No one has ever suggested that I may have been making a political statement when I released it.
It’s just some fun #DgarMusic
✌️😁🤘
ffm.to/dgarzombies
It’s just some fun #DgarMusic
✌️😁🤘
ffm.to/dgarzombies
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Just wanted to let all the wonderful people who have followed me for my music know that I’ll occasionally post a joke every now and then too.
Proud Woman
~ #Dgar
ffm.to/dgarproudwoman
#DgarMusic #Australia #Indie #Rock #Music
Proud Woman
~ #Dgar
ffm.to/dgarproudwoman
#DgarMusic #Australia #Indie #Rock #Music
Dgar - Proud Woman
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ffm.to
November 2, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Just wanted to let all the wonderful people who have followed me for my music know that I’ll occasionally post a joke every now and then too.
Proud Woman
~ #Dgar
ffm.to/dgarproudwoman
#DgarMusic #Australia #Indie #Rock #Music
Proud Woman
~ #Dgar
ffm.to/dgarproudwoman
#DgarMusic #Australia #Indie #Rock #Music
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I’ve never seen an aurora in person, but I tried to make some in #Blender3D for my short film and music video:
Space Pop (ft. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith)
~ #Dgar
youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY
#DgarMusic #Indie #Space #Rock #Music
Space Pop (ft. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith)
~ #Dgar
youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY
#DgarMusic #Indie #Space #Rock #Music
Space Pop (feat. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) - Dgar
YouTube video by Dgar
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’ve never seen an aurora in person, but I tried to make some in #Blender3D for my short film and music video:
Space Pop (ft. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith)
~ #Dgar
youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY
#DgarMusic #Indie #Space #Rock #Music
Space Pop (ft. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith)
~ #Dgar
youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY
#DgarMusic #Indie #Space #Rock #Music
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"We're looking at vegan options, using meat."
Dan Tehan says the Liberals’ new plan to reduce emissions will include new taxpayer funded Coal projects.
And that they will be pushing for “Zero Emissions Coal”🤔
PK “But it hasn’t happened?”
DT “Well, no it hasn’t happened.”💥
WTF is he talking about? #auspol
And that they will be pushing for “Zero Emissions Coal”🤔
PK “But it hasn’t happened?”
DT “Well, no it hasn’t happened.”💥
WTF is he talking about? #auspol
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
"We're looking at vegan options, using meat."
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Them: You really like playing guitar, don’t you.
Me: Yes, I do. I love playing guitar.
Them: Have you ever considered learning how to play guitar?
Me: …
Me: Yes, I do. I love playing guitar.
Them: Have you ever considered learning how to play guitar?
Me: …
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Them: You really like playing guitar, don’t you.
Me: Yes, I do. I love playing guitar.
Them: Have you ever considered learning how to play guitar?
Me: …
Me: Yes, I do. I love playing guitar.
Them: Have you ever considered learning how to play guitar?
Me: …
Them: You really like playing guitar, don’t you.
Me: Yes, I do. I love playing guitar.
Them: Have you ever considered learning how to play guitar?
Me: …
Me: Yes, I do. I love playing guitar.
Them: Have you ever considered learning how to play guitar?
Me: …
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Them: You really like playing guitar, don’t you.
Me: Yes, I do. I love playing guitar.
Them: Have you ever considered learning how to play guitar?
Me: …
Me: Yes, I do. I love playing guitar.
Them: Have you ever considered learning how to play guitar?
Me: …
I’m going to go and stand outside.
If anyone asks, tell them I’m outstanding.
If anyone asks, tell them I’m outstanding.
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I’m going to go and stand outside.
If anyone asks, tell them I’m outstanding.
If anyone asks, tell them I’m outstanding.
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The best part of the Arbor Day parties is when everyone leaves
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The best part of the Arbor Day parties is when everyone leaves
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this joke is so dad it said my mowing pattern was all wrong
The best part of the Arbor Day parties is when everyone leaves
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
this joke is so dad it said my mowing pattern was all wrong
I used to hate facial hair.
Then it grew on me.
Then it grew on me.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I used to hate facial hair.
Then it grew on me.
Then it grew on me.