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Particle physics and nonsense, mainly

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Stewart @stewmh.bsky.social · Jun 13
My child's drawing of her imaginary friend. I love it so much
A child's drawing of a person with a very wide face
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cwickham.bsky.social
Edition of the comic strip "Wendy's Wicked Stepladder"
October 31, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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cwickham.bsky.social
By genuinely popular demand, here is another example of the short-lived Dandy strip "Wendy's Wicked Stepladder".
An edition of the comic strip "Wendy's Wicked Stepladder", about a girl in the care of an anthropomorphic stepladder.
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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flups.bsky.social
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.

1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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eliaspuu.bsky.social
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
January 3, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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kirkdalebooks.bsky.social
Yesterday btw I gave Stig of the Dump to an eight-year old boy, saying "You are eight, it's time you read this"
To which he said "I've been meaning to read this"
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM
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michaelspicer.bsky.social
podcasts
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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friendzoo.moe
happy birthday to horses
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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tepid.meme
As the ancient tweet said…
Tweet by Notorious B.I.G. Tom (@johnorthside) 27 Jan 2020 Xanadu du du Stately pleasure dome decree Xanadu du du Sacred river sunless sea Fertile ground, girdled round Blossomed incense-bearing tree Come and dance every night, to the dulcimer lady
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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jntod.bsky.social
In Agadoo did Kubla Khan
Push pineapples, shake the tree
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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brainmage.bsky.social
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
(No worries if not!!)
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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joshspero.ft.com
Is it going to feature its repeated attempts to get rid of it?
hetanshah.bsky.social Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 3d
To celebrate its 75th anniversary the Southbank Centre will host an exhibition on skateboarding at the Undercroft below the Queen Elizabeth Hall in what lays claim to being the world’s oldest continually used skate spot
www.southbankcentre.co.uk/venues/outdo...
Skate Space 50 Thu 7 May - Sun 21 Jun 2026 An exhibition explores 50 years of our Undercroft Skate Space through photography, moving image and sound.
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 PM
stewmh.bsky.social
A Humument:
tomgauld.bsky.social Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 3d
Happy New Year, everyone!

This is a @theguardian.com books cartoon from a few years ago.
Title: New year's resolution A man sits at a table with a coffee writing in a notebook: “This year i will devote myself completely to reading serious, improving literature, forsaking easy pleasures and tirelessly seeking out truth and profundity in the work of the greatest writers.” He looks at it Says: Hmm... then “Scratch Scratch Scratch scratch” scribbles out words until the text reads: “This year I will read for Fun”
January 1, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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meganamram.bsky.social
R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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dillo.media
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
E-mail Addresses That Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone by Michael Ward MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
RyanMcGoverne I Photo I Paint I @RyanMcGoverne I've been laughing at this meme for maybe 6 months now. [photo of 2 men talking labelled “My mum talking for 20 minutes” and “Some person we bumped into at the shops” and another little guy with a horrific, sad mask on labelled “Me”] 7:01 AM • 2020-04-25
August 13, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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snufkinlib.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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jims.bsky.social
taught a slime mold heliocentrism and now it grows in concentric circles. an expression of reverence? who can say
January 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
stewmh.bsky.social
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
Titanic Sinks Tonight (push notification from BBC iPlayer)
December 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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wellerstein.bsky.social
If you ever think that a photograph of you is unflattering, keep in mind what the Washington Post used to illustrate John von Neumann's AEC appointment in 1955...
Washington Post, "Dr. John von Neumann is Approved for AEC," with von Neumann photographed with a bizarre facial expression.
December 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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spindlypete.bsky.social
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with magnatiles to build
a magnatiles cathedral
December 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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chowleen.bsky.social
A pair of happy hammerhead sharks
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
Paintings of hammerhead sharks depicted in the "Oki National Products Illustration Notes". From Japan, Edo Period, ca 1735
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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paulhaine.bsky.social
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
stewmh.bsky.social
"the tax bill triggered by his death when the measures come into force in April" makes it sound like he legally has to die then
pickardje.bsky.social Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 8d
tiny violin for this particular billionaire
Lara Bowman Sir James Dyson said that he could be forced to sell his company rather than pass it on to his children, because of what he described as the inheritance tax raid on family firms introduced by the chancellor. The billionaire entrepreneur, 78, said that Rachel Reeves's reforms to business property relief were "simply unpayable" for most companies and warned that they threatened the survival of Britain's family-owned businesses. From next April, firms will no longer be able to pass assets down through generations without paying inheritance tax. Speaking on BBC Radio 4's Today programme, which he guest-edited on Boxing Day, Dyson said that despite having paid about £2 billion in corporation tax and VAT over the past decade, his company would be unable to meet the tax bill triggered by his death when the changes come into force in April. Under measures announced in the November budget, family firms will face a 20 per cent inheritance tax charge on business assets above £1.5 million. Sir Keir Starmer later announced that the threshold would rise to £2.5 million, after a partial U-turn on inheritance tax changes affecting farms. The higher allowance will also apply to family firms. Dyson said that the concession was insufficient to save British businesses, which employ more than half of private sector workers and account for nine in ten private businesses. "You have to pay a 20 per cent inheritance tax. Actually it's 40 percent because you have to take a dividend, if you could, to pay the 20 per cent," he said. "What it means is you would have to sell the business. And who wants to start a family business if you can't leave it to your children, if it can't carry on in the same ethos to which it started?" Dyson explained that the company's value was calculated as a multiple of its earnings rather than by reference to tangible assets. He said: "If you're paying 40 percent of a multiple of your earnings, that's billions in my case. We haven't got billions of cash.…
December 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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guy-normal.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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vizcomic.bsky.social
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"MOVEMBER' was mildly amusing wordplay, but *Veganuary' is really stretching it. Surely "Jamuary' would have been a more satisfying bon mot. Plus, we'd all get to eat jam, which incidentally is vegan. Essentially the same result. Thomas "Sticky" Hartley, email
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM