Normal Guy
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having fun with concepts online
"May you live in Financial Times" - ancient British saying
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 AM
"May you live in Financial Times" - ancient British saying
okay seriously - what did Mike Skinner know ??
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 AM
okay seriously - what did Mike Skinner know ??
quite funny that the entire Labour party has been spending months saying "let's wait for our Welsh and Scottish colleagues to be massacred before doing anything hasty" without really thinking through if anyone outside of England could hear them
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
quite funny that the entire Labour party has been spending months saying "let's wait for our Welsh and Scottish colleagues to be massacred before doing anything hasty" without really thinking through if anyone outside of England could hear them
politics is a brutal game. one week you are riding high (your very thinly-veiled character analogue debuts on Industry). the next week you are resigning in disgrace. all just goes to show
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
politics is a brutal game. one week you are riding high (your very thinly-veiled character analogue debuts on Industry). the next week you are resigning in disgrace. all just goes to show
Morgan McSweeney taught me it was okay to be weird 💔
February 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Morgan McSweeney taught me it was okay to be weird 💔
sorry babe can you say that again - i was too busy mentally constructing an opening credits sequence out of the FT's stylised Labour leadership photo montages
February 7, 2026 at 9:29 AM
sorry babe can you say that again - i was too busy mentally constructing an opening credits sequence out of the FT's stylised Labour leadership photo montages
it's going to get a lot of mileage over the next month i fear
February 7, 2026 at 8:47 AM
it's going to get a lot of mileage over the next month i fear
I've always loved the relaxed, refreshing vibe of a non-alcoholic late night venue. But last week I found myself wondering - couldn't this be even more awesome, with a beer?
That's why I'm launching Third Space - the first alcohol-free bar for people who like to get a litttttle crazy with it 👇
That's why I'm launching Third Space - the first alcohol-free bar for people who like to get a litttttle crazy with it 👇
February 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I've always loved the relaxed, refreshing vibe of a non-alcoholic late night venue. But last week I found myself wondering - couldn't this be even more awesome, with a beer?
That's why I'm launching Third Space - the first alcohol-free bar for people who like to get a litttttle crazy with it 👇
That's why I'm launching Third Space - the first alcohol-free bar for people who like to get a litttttle crazy with it 👇
incredible scenes at the Euston urinals - dozens of men holding hands and chanting "Put your phone away and have a proper piss"
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 AM
incredible scenes at the Euston urinals - dozens of men holding hands and chanting "Put your phone away and have a proper piss"
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Chotiner: I'm going to eat you...
Victim: Aaaahhh!!
Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....
Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!
Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...
Victim: No! NO!
Victim: Aaaahhh!!
Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....
Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!
Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...
Victim: No! NO!
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Chotiner: I'm going to eat you...
Victim: Aaaahhh!!
Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....
Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!
Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...
Victim: No! NO!
Victim: Aaaahhh!!
Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....
Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!
Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...
Victim: No! NO!
(Uruk's first stand-up, 4500 BC)
Temple laborers these days huh. "Ohh I miss protein" - what's wrong with a bowl of fermented barley beer? (booing) Come on. You can't tell me *this* guy did badly out of grain cultivation (dodging thrown cuneiform tablet) Tough crowd? I have no frame of reference!
Temple laborers these days huh. "Ohh I miss protein" - what's wrong with a bowl of fermented barley beer? (booing) Come on. You can't tell me *this* guy did badly out of grain cultivation (dodging thrown cuneiform tablet) Tough crowd? I have no frame of reference!
February 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
(Uruk's first stand-up, 4500 BC)
Temple laborers these days huh. "Ohh I miss protein" - what's wrong with a bowl of fermented barley beer? (booing) Come on. You can't tell me *this* guy did badly out of grain cultivation (dodging thrown cuneiform tablet) Tough crowd? I have no frame of reference!
Temple laborers these days huh. "Ohh I miss protein" - what's wrong with a bowl of fermented barley beer? (booing) Come on. You can't tell me *this* guy did badly out of grain cultivation (dodging thrown cuneiform tablet) Tough crowd? I have no frame of reference!
hey man. me and a few of the guys were thinking about attempting the transition from seasonal foraging to early sedentary city-state status later if you're down ?
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
hey man. me and a few of the guys were thinking about attempting the transition from seasonal foraging to early sedentary city-state status later if you're down ?
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Epstein's male friends: You have the courage of a lion. You are the truest friend. Our lives are as one. Stand firm Jeffrey. Give them hell.
my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?
my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Epstein's male friends: You have the courage of a lion. You are the truest friend. Our lives are as one. Stand firm Jeffrey. Give them hell.
my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?
my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?
it is! i can thoroughly recommend the fancy version of the ginger crunch biscuit
January 31, 2026 at 3:46 PM
it is! i can thoroughly recommend the fancy version of the ginger crunch biscuit
In this down-at-heel diner in Labour's traditional Levenshulme heartland, the party's erstwhile base is asking questions with no easy answers for the Prime Minister.
Questions like; Is the male mullet passé? Is Feeld the new Hinge? How much can a glass of natural orange wine really cost, anyway?
Questions like; Is the male mullet passé? Is Feeld the new Hinge? How much can a glass of natural orange wine really cost, anyway?
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 PM
In this down-at-heel diner in Labour's traditional Levenshulme heartland, the party's erstwhile base is asking questions with no easy answers for the Prime Minister.
Questions like; Is the male mullet passé? Is Feeld the new Hinge? How much can a glass of natural orange wine really cost, anyway?
Questions like; Is the male mullet passé? Is Feeld the new Hinge? How much can a glass of natural orange wine really cost, anyway?
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Welcome to my festival of music 😌 (crowd cheers) And of ideas 😏 (crowd screams, blast doors slam shut, Rory Stewart jogs on stage)
August 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Welcome to my festival of music 😌 (crowd cheers) And of ideas 😏 (crowd screams, blast doors slam shut, Rory Stewart jogs on stage)
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Lineup for 'Will This Do?' festival 2026 unveiled, featuring The Fratellis (Chelsea Dagger 17th anniversary tour), Jess Glynne, and Groove Armada (DJ set)
December 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Lineup for 'Will This Do?' festival 2026 unveiled, featuring The Fratellis (Chelsea Dagger 17th anniversary tour), Jess Glynne, and Groove Armada (DJ set)
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"Flying Ant Day" is the title of my widely panned, rooneyesque debut novel
January 27, 2026 at 9:53 PM
"Flying Ant Day" is the title of my widely panned, rooneyesque debut novel
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her: I guess I'm looking for something of a Renaissance Man, you know?
me (thinking of Vitruvian Man, slowly shifting my arms and legs to outline a perfect circle): Totally
me (thinking of Vitruvian Man, slowly shifting my arms and legs to outline a perfect circle): Totally
December 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
her: I guess I'm looking for something of a Renaissance Man, you know?
me (thinking of Vitruvian Man, slowly shifting my arms and legs to outline a perfect circle): Totally
me (thinking of Vitruvian Man, slowly shifting my arms and legs to outline a perfect circle): Totally
Hugh, thank you for sharing the burden of resharing my many good posts
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Hugh, thank you for sharing the burden of resharing my many good posts
probably feels soooo good to live in a sovereign nation
January 26, 2026 at 7:27 PM
probably feels soooo good to live in a sovereign nation
Keir Starmer has slammed my recent purchase of a £5 bake and oat flat white: "Not in the interests of the British people at this time"
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Keir Starmer has slammed my recent purchase of a £5 bake and oat flat white: "Not in the interests of the British people at this time"
opening the Wikipedia page for the UK Labour party with a pleasant smile, gradually draining away into a mask of unbridled horror as i scroll closer to the present day
January 25, 2026 at 1:04 PM
opening the Wikipedia page for the UK Labour party with a pleasant smile, gradually draining away into a mask of unbridled horror as i scroll closer to the present day