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(with a pained expression) We must make economies dearest. Our station is not what it was. The daily £6 baked good and oat flat white, that must go
(my small sturdy son, on the verge of tears) And what of Father's Mubi subscription?
(my small sturdy son, on the verge of tears) And what of Father's Mubi subscription?
May 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
(with a pained expression) We must make economies dearest. Our station is not what it was. The daily £6 baked good and oat flat white, that must go
(my small sturdy son, on the verge of tears) And what of Father's Mubi subscription?
(my small sturdy son, on the verge of tears) And what of Father's Mubi subscription?
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Guys will be saying stuff like "Here's 10 revenue raising measures 👇 (1/11)" while their girl asking why the joint account hemorrhaging to policy Substacks 🤨 Buddy you're worrying about the wrong fiscal headroom 😭
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Guys will be saying stuff like "Here's 10 revenue raising measures 👇 (1/11)" while their girl asking why the joint account hemorrhaging to policy Substacks 🤨 Buddy you're worrying about the wrong fiscal headroom 😭
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Epstein's male friends: You have the courage of a lion. You are the truest friend. Our lives are as one. Stand firm Jeffrey. Give them hell.
my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?
my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Epstein's male friends: You have the courage of a lion. You are the truest friend. Our lives are as one. Stand firm Jeffrey. Give them hell.
my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?
my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?
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london review of blokes
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
london review of blokes
Delighted to *finally* get the green light for my latest project, "Business Secrets of Zohran Mamdani: Mobilising Gen Z-Millennial Coalitions in the Modern Workplace" 😌 Coming May 2026 via Random House 🥳
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Delighted to *finally* get the green light for my latest project, "Business Secrets of Zohran Mamdani: Mobilising Gen Z-Millennial Coalitions in the Modern Workplace" 😌 Coming May 2026 via Random House 🥳
babe, i need you to level with me. do you think i'm coded like the pleasant but ineffectual boyfriend in the first act of a Nora Ephron rom-com? don't pull your punches here. would you ever go Meg Ryan mode on me??
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
babe, i need you to level with me. do you think i'm coded like the pleasant but ineffectual boyfriend in the first act of a Nora Ephron rom-com? don't pull your punches here. would you ever go Meg Ryan mode on me??
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Bond markets spooked as the Chancellor appears to disappear behind raised hands; gilts stage rally as she reveals she was actually there the whole time
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bond markets spooked as the Chancellor appears to disappear behind raised hands; gilts stage rally as she reveals she was actually there the whole time
Bond markets spooked as the Chancellor appears to disappear behind raised hands; gilts stage rally as she reveals she was actually there the whole time
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bond markets spooked as the Chancellor appears to disappear behind raised hands; gilts stage rally as she reveals she was actually there the whole time
The question, Madame Deputy Speaker, is simple. Did the Prime Minister know it was a Pussy Palace? (Echoing jeer - 'Pussy Palace!') And if so, when did he know?
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The question, Madame Deputy Speaker, is simple. Did the Prime Minister know it was a Pussy Palace? (Echoing jeer - 'Pussy Palace!') And if so, when did he know?
ever since i was a small boy i knew i wanted to send and receive emails
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
ever since i was a small boy i knew i wanted to send and receive emails
(hearing that my recently separated ex-wife has written a concept album about my infidelity) Is that good ?
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
(hearing that my recently separated ex-wife has written a concept album about my infidelity) Is that good ?
bro last night was a magisterial and timely reassessment of seemingly well-worn terrain
October 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
bro last night was a magisterial and timely reassessment of seemingly well-worn terrain
bro last night was a playful yet knowing ode to transcendence on the dancefloor
October 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
bro last night was a playful yet knowing ode to transcendence on the dancefloor
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please can i come to the party tonight? i promise won't do the spoken word poetry banking advert bit again
(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.
(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.
July 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
please can i come to the party tonight? i promise won't do the spoken word poetry banking advert bit again
(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.
(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.
every day the Labour comms staffer with a debilitating X addiction goes raw-knuckle fist to fist with the one who reads Bluesky. today Bluesky staffer *almost* made it to the keyboard before having a chair broken over their head. so maybe think before you offer "easy" answers ?
October 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
every day the Labour comms staffer with a debilitating X addiction goes raw-knuckle fist to fist with the one who reads Bluesky. today Bluesky staffer *almost* made it to the keyboard before having a chair broken over their head. so maybe think before you offer "easy" answers ?
i'm taking a lot of heat at the tavern for suggesting maybe the good king really does have evil advisors. all i'm saying is, how would we know ??
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
i'm taking a lot of heat at the tavern for suggesting maybe the good king really does have evil advisors. all i'm saying is, how would we know ??
my new habit of narrating all my actions and re-stating key plot developments - to make things easier to follow for the casual viewer - is starting to cause friction with my acquaintances and loved ones
October 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
my new habit of narrating all my actions and re-stating key plot developments - to make things easier to follow for the casual viewer - is starting to cause friction with my acquaintances and loved ones
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MS Outlook: Reaction Daily Digest
😬 Adam reacted to your message: Anyone up for a pint tonight?
🤡 John reacted to your message: Re: Some ideas for systems improvement
👎 Ellen reacted to your message: Anyone up for a pint tonight?
🖕Tim reacted to your message: Help! Locked in meeting room?
😬 Adam reacted to your message: Anyone up for a pint tonight?
🤡 John reacted to your message: Re: Some ideas for systems improvement
👎 Ellen reacted to your message: Anyone up for a pint tonight?
🖕Tim reacted to your message: Help! Locked in meeting room?
June 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
MS Outlook: Reaction Daily Digest
😬 Adam reacted to your message: Anyone up for a pint tonight?
🤡 John reacted to your message: Re: Some ideas for systems improvement
👎 Ellen reacted to your message: Anyone up for a pint tonight?
🖕Tim reacted to your message: Help! Locked in meeting room?
😬 Adam reacted to your message: Anyone up for a pint tonight?
🤡 John reacted to your message: Re: Some ideas for systems improvement
👎 Ellen reacted to your message: Anyone up for a pint tonight?
🖕Tim reacted to your message: Help! Locked in meeting room?
bro, is everything okay at the moment ? your latest state of the nation play is lacking your trademark vitality and urgency 😕
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
bro, is everything okay at the moment ? your latest state of the nation play is lacking your trademark vitality and urgency 😕
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My love, I hope this letter finds you well. Things go nicely at the bog, and the other men are in good spirits. They say if we place our nets right we'll return with bog crabs enough for the county. But I confess, at times I suffer a sinister melancholy; I've taken to prodding the crabs with a stick
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My love, I hope this letter finds you well. Things go nicely at the bog, and the other men are in good spirits. They say if we place our nets right we'll return with bog crabs enough for the county. But I confess, at times I suffer a sinister melancholy; I've taken to prodding the crabs with a stick
ah, London .. the city of a thousand stories. eight hundred memoirs. a hundred and sixty novellas. thirty-three collected works. and as many as seven state of the nation plays
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ah, London .. the city of a thousand stories. eight hundred memoirs. a hundred and sixty novellas. thirty-three collected works. and as many as seven state of the nation plays
Euston replacing the free water refill machine with an app-based paid alternative, now permanently out of order ... yet another day living in a heavy handed metaphor scaled up to medium-size developed economy
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Euston replacing the free water refill machine with an app-based paid alternative, now permanently out of order ... yet another day living in a heavy handed metaphor scaled up to medium-size developed economy