Sean C
@spcauley.bsky.social
He/him. I know some things, but not all the things.
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a lot of the problems the characters in The Godfather run into would have been avoided if they stopped buying the Oranges That Make People Die
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
a lot of the problems the characters in The Godfather run into would have been avoided if they stopped buying the Oranges That Make People Die
Everyone had that one friend in college who had Gerald Ford's hairline by sophomore year (sup Steve) bsky.app/profile/dbae...
Balding college guys are the best. It’s comforting to know I wasn’t the only one.
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
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Goodnight, friends.
Here's to a New Year and daring to hope.
"And love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night / And love dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves / This is our last dance / This is our last dance /
This is ourselves / Under pressure."
I love you.
Here's to a New Year and daring to hope.
"And love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night / And love dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves / This is our last dance / This is our last dance /
This is ourselves / Under pressure."
I love you.
Queen and David Bowie - Under Pressure (Official Video)
YouTube video by Queen Official
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Goodnight, friends.
Here's to a New Year and daring to hope.
"And love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night / And love dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves / This is our last dance / This is our last dance /
This is ourselves / Under pressure."
I love you.
Here's to a New Year and daring to hope.
"And love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night / And love dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves / This is our last dance / This is our last dance /
This is ourselves / Under pressure."
I love you.
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People are talking about the best music videos ever. Mine are
Madonna Open Your Heart '86 (achievement in developmental horniness)
GNR Welcome to the Jungle '87 (holy shit these are the coolest guys I've ever seen)
A-ha Take On Me '85 (obviously)
Genesis: Land of Confusion '86 (hating Reagan)
Madonna Open Your Heart '86 (achievement in developmental horniness)
GNR Welcome to the Jungle '87 (holy shit these are the coolest guys I've ever seen)
A-ha Take On Me '85 (obviously)
Genesis: Land of Confusion '86 (hating Reagan)
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
People are talking about the best music videos ever. Mine are
Madonna Open Your Heart '86 (achievement in developmental horniness)
GNR Welcome to the Jungle '87 (holy shit these are the coolest guys I've ever seen)
A-ha Take On Me '85 (obviously)
Genesis: Land of Confusion '86 (hating Reagan)
Madonna Open Your Heart '86 (achievement in developmental horniness)
GNR Welcome to the Jungle '87 (holy shit these are the coolest guys I've ever seen)
A-ha Take On Me '85 (obviously)
Genesis: Land of Confusion '86 (hating Reagan)
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Sheeeeeeeeeit.
Sad to see.
Sad to see.
December 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Sheeeeeeeeeit.
Sad to see.
Sad to see.
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emergency protocol
someone else fucks up in a way that slights us or does intentionally:
act fine, try to help, fume silently, rationalize as deserved
i drop literally anything on the ground:
yell 'I'll fucking kill you you worthless piece of shit, i swear to god I'll kill you' out loud in public
someone else fucks up in a way that slights us or does intentionally:
act fine, try to help, fume silently, rationalize as deserved
i drop literally anything on the ground:
yell 'I'll fucking kill you you worthless piece of shit, i swear to god I'll kill you' out loud in public
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
emergency protocol
someone else fucks up in a way that slights us or does intentionally:
act fine, try to help, fume silently, rationalize as deserved
i drop literally anything on the ground:
yell 'I'll fucking kill you you worthless piece of shit, i swear to god I'll kill you' out loud in public
someone else fucks up in a way that slights us or does intentionally:
act fine, try to help, fume silently, rationalize as deserved
i drop literally anything on the ground:
yell 'I'll fucking kill you you worthless piece of shit, i swear to god I'll kill you' out loud in public
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♫Shout
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
♫Shout
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
An actor starring in a family sitcom by day and a time-travel movie by night in early 1985
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
An actor starring in a family sitcom by day and a time-travel movie by night in early 1985
FRIEND
PENIS
CRAB
Not ideal, I tell ya
PENIS
CRAB
Not ideal, I tell ya
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
FRIEND
PENIS
CRAB
Not ideal, I tell ya
PENIS
CRAB
Not ideal, I tell ya
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Humans matter. I want art to be made by humans and enjoyed by humans. And I want that to be true across the chain of creation. From idea to implementation to publication to presentation and distribution. Fuck AI.
December 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Humans matter. I want art to be made by humans and enjoyed by humans. And I want that to be true across the chain of creation. From idea to implementation to publication to presentation and distribution. Fuck AI.
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i took the lesson of it's a wonderful life and did not kill myself tonight where's my eight grand
December 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
i took the lesson of it's a wonderful life and did not kill myself tonight where's my eight grand
Make a Bond movie casual
The Man With the Gold-Plated Gun
The Man With the Gold-Plated Gun
Make a Bond movie casual
You only marry twice
You only marry twice
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Joe
Dr. Joe
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
The Man With the Gold-Plated Gun
The Man With the Gold-Plated Gun
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Reminds me of the time I stopped at Walgreens at midnight and when I was checking out the guy ahead of me was buying two things:
A case of Mountain Dew
A tube of KY jelly
Don’t know what he was planning on doing that night, but he was planning on being up all night doing it
A case of Mountain Dew
A tube of KY jelly
Don’t know what he was planning on doing that night, but he was planning on being up all night doing it
December 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Reminds me of the time I stopped at Walgreens at midnight and when I was checking out the guy ahead of me was buying two things:
A case of Mountain Dew
A tube of KY jelly
Don’t know what he was planning on doing that night, but he was planning on being up all night doing it
A case of Mountain Dew
A tube of KY jelly
Don’t know what he was planning on doing that night, but he was planning on being up all night doing it
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Imagine having a super tough shift down at Nakatomi Plaza then having to go home to chase Urkel off your daughter
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Imagine having a super tough shift down at Nakatomi Plaza then having to go home to chase Urkel off your daughter
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"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
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Keith Haring, The Nativity, subway drawing, c. 1983
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Keith Haring, The Nativity, subway drawing, c. 1983
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“Ty Cobb wanted to play, but none of us could stand the son-of-a-bitch when we were alive, so we told him to stick it!”
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Ty Cobb wanted to play, but none of us could stand the son-of-a-bitch when we were alive, so we told him to stick it!”
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hemingway if he slayed
December 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
hemingway if he slayed
“On Christmas you tell the truth…”
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“On Christmas you tell the truth…”
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the four words every girl wants to hear
December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
the four words every girl wants to hear
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, walked 47 miles of barbwire
Used a cobra snake for a necktie
Got a brand new house on the roadside
Made from rattlesnake hide
Used a cobra snake for a necktie
Got a brand new house on the roadside
Made from rattlesnake hide
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, somehow returned
December 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, walked 47 miles of barbwire
Used a cobra snake for a necktie
Got a brand new house on the roadside
Made from rattlesnake hide
Used a cobra snake for a necktie
Got a brand new house on the roadside
Made from rattlesnake hide
Go Cards Go Krogering
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Go Cards Go Krogering