Sean C
@spcauley.bsky.social
He/him. I know some things, but not all the things.
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
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vince gilligan shaved his moustache and i can tell you right now it would take me like ten years to figure out clark kent is superman. who the fuck is that
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
vince gilligan shaved his moustache and i can tell you right now it would take me like ten years to figure out clark kent is superman. who the fuck is that
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"The next enclosure features the Western Lowlife Gorilla."
"You mean Western Lowland
Gorilla?"
"No."
"You mean Western Lowland
Gorilla?"
"No."
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"The next enclosure features the Western Lowlife Gorilla."
"You mean Western Lowland
Gorilla?"
"No."
"You mean Western Lowland
Gorilla?"
"No."
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
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MJ Lenderman is kinda like Nate Dogg for alt country
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
MJ Lenderman is kinda like Nate Dogg for alt country
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I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
what did ruth mean when she said her steakhouse was "chris"
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
One of the greatest bits ever posted on the bird site is here to enjoy again. Happy 5th anniversary to all who celebrate.
reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but…
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
One of the greatest bits ever posted on the bird site is here to enjoy again. Happy 5th anniversary to all who celebrate.
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Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
When stars from three of the biggest bands of your youth (Black Crowes drummer Steve Gorman, R.E.M.‘s Mike Mills, and Hootie & the Blowfish’s Darius Rucker) form a supergroup and play their first-ever live show at a club two hours up the road, you go.
Always see the show.
Always see the show.
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
When stars from three of the biggest bands of your youth (Black Crowes drummer Steve Gorman, R.E.M.‘s Mike Mills, and Hootie & the Blowfish’s Darius Rucker) form a supergroup and play their first-ever live show at a club two hours up the road, you go.
Always see the show.
Always see the show.
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What is he busy with? It’s clearly not keeping up with the goings-on of government. Has it just been a month-long cycle of porn-watching and apologizing to his son?
Q: Are you aligned with the president on ending the filibuster?
MIKE JOHNSON: I've been a little busy as you know. We haven't spoken since he returned.
MIKE JOHNSON: I've been a little busy as you know. We haven't spoken since he returned.
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What is he busy with? It’s clearly not keeping up with the goings-on of government. Has it just been a month-long cycle of porn-watching and apologizing to his son?
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translating this in indie terms: each baseball team has 10 johnny marrs and 16 morrisseys but you root for the smiths as a whole
to everyone considering adopting baseball, welcome, it’s a great sport, you’re going to have a wonderful time
an important PSA: do not look up the politics of any baseball player, because they are - with rare exceptions - horrendous
an important PSA: do not look up the politics of any baseball player, because they are - with rare exceptions - horrendous
fuck it I might actually get into baseball
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
translating this in indie terms: each baseball team has 10 johnny marrs and 16 morrisseys but you root for the smiths as a whole
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Shittles
Shittles
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
S&Ms
S&Ms
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Fruit Stripe Gun
Fruit Stripe Gun
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Shittles
Shittles
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I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.
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Never Newsom. It's 2025. YOU have plenty of time to nominate someone who doesn't suck. We're not going to vote for this loser.
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Never Newsom. It's 2025. YOU have plenty of time to nominate someone who doesn't suck. We're not going to vote for this loser.
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We live in an episode of Veep
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We live in an episode of Veep
@actioncookbook.com I’ve found the one thing worse than Spirit Week—now that our older kid has moved to middle school, we have two concurrent Spirit Weeks right now with completely different theme days to keep track of.
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
@actioncookbook.com I’ve found the one thing worse than Spirit Week—now that our older kid has moved to middle school, we have two concurrent Spirit Weeks right now with completely different theme days to keep track of.
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen