Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic
@grubreport.bsky.social
I write NYT-bestselling things. Things that children read.🖖🏻 Books in 2025: NOT LIKE EVERY DAY & ZEB AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS. More coming. MN-raised, CA-aged. She/her Rep: Jenn Laughran/ABLA
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https://www.stephanielucianovic.com
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https://www.stephanielucianovic.com
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... we surpassed Stephen King on the NYT bestseller list?
My gob has been well and truly smacked.
THIS BOOK DIED ON SUBMISSION!
I'm so overwhelmingly grateful for all the love. Team Zomsbury is THE BEST.
My gob has been well and truly smacked.
THIS BOOK DIED ON SUBMISSION!
I'm so overwhelmingly grateful for all the love. Team Zomsbury is THE BEST.
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matthew did a thread on why, when you call your representatives & senators, you can make life easier for yourself
your message does NOT have to be elaborate or detailed or polished
your message does NOT have to be elaborate or detailed or polished
(i've just done this a lot — i used to really try to insist on people using much more precise wording, until one day, as I was leaving a podium, a kind MoC pulled me aside and was like "you're making it too complicated, we don't track that level of detail from those calls")
January 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
matthew did a thread on why, when you call your representatives & senators, you can make life easier for yourself
your message does NOT have to be elaborate or detailed or polished
your message does NOT have to be elaborate or detailed or polished
"CONGRESSCRITTER"! I'm using that
It is both reassuring and frustrating that (one of my) congresscritter’s voicemail is full. Main office AND all branches.
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"CONGRESSCRITTER"! I'm using that
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Trump just posted this photo of the sharpest minds in our intelligence community hard at work during the Venezuelan operation.
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Trump just posted this photo of the sharpest minds in our intelligence community hard at work during the Venezuelan operation.
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
How TF is "gunnel" not allowed, Sam?🐝
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
How TF is "gunnel" not allowed, Sam?🐝
Was that thunder, NorCal?
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Was that thunder, NorCal?
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People are harshing on some “diverse reading challenge” thing that’s going around, and I get it, but looking at what you read and asking yourself “what isn’t represented here?” is imo a good and healthy practice
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
People are harshing on some “diverse reading challenge” thing that’s going around, and I get it, but looking at what you read and asking yourself “what isn’t represented here?” is imo a good and healthy practice
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Big Tech is offering you a Faustian bargain. It promises to remove all the friction from life, to keep you from having to think or study, and the result is your brain will become pudding, you’ll become incapable of creativity or communication. They want to make you a non-person.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Big Tech is offering you a Faustian bargain. It promises to remove all the friction from life, to keep you from having to think or study, and the result is your brain will become pudding, you’ll become incapable of creativity or communication. They want to make you a non-person.
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
And yet? Maybe haunted Victorian shoes are exactly what we need to fix everything right now?
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
And yet? Maybe haunted Victorian shoes are exactly what we need to fix everything right now?
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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BREAKING: The US Supreme Court has BLOCKED President Trump from deploying the National Guard to Chicago.
December 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
BREAKING: The US Supreme Court has BLOCKED President Trump from deploying the National Guard to Chicago.
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Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
Russell Brand charged with further counts of rape and sexual assault
The alleged offences took place in 2009, the Crown Protection Service said
www.independent.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
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Stop being fatphobic to high profile shitheads who happen to be overweight. Seriously you gotta be better about this shit I don't say anything when I see it but I notice it every time and it's a bad look
December 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Stop being fatphobic to high profile shitheads who happen to be overweight. Seriously you gotta be better about this shit I don't say anything when I see it but I notice it every time and it's a bad look
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Happy festivus
Time to air some grievances
Time to air some grievances
December 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Happy festivus
Time to air some grievances
Time to air some grievances
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Some of you still get genuinely upset if someone doesn't like a piece of media you like and I'm gonna be blunt about this, that sort of behavior is thoroughly embarrassing and you need to grow up
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Some of you still get genuinely upset if someone doesn't like a piece of media you like and I'm gonna be blunt about this, that sort of behavior is thoroughly embarrassing and you need to grow up
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When someone says "They hate ai" they're clearly talking about genAI and going "erm can't we specify genAI" is useless at best.
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When someone says "They hate ai" they're clearly talking about genAI and going "erm can't we specify genAI" is useless at best.
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To the people who are still using Twitter, what are you stupid? Jesus christ. "Oooggh I can't leave this place" good lord it's a social media platform not the orphanage you grew up in. The place hasn't been good for years and is actively harming you by using it. Holy shit.
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
To the people who are still using Twitter, what are you stupid? Jesus christ. "Oooggh I can't leave this place" good lord it's a social media platform not the orphanage you grew up in. The place hasn't been good for years and is actively harming you by using it. Holy shit.
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Whoever invented LED headlights? Yeah look man it's on sight okay. You fucked it up. You really did fuck it all up dude.
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Whoever invented LED headlights? Yeah look man it's on sight okay. You fucked it up. You really did fuck it all up dude.
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San Francisco Bay Area, PLEASE retweet - here's the front desk phone number for KPIX. It's buried deep in the website. 415-362-5550. Press #3 to leave a comment. Call them, say you are boycotting all CBS and Paramount properties until Bari Weiss is replaced
Just as in the case of Jimmy Kimmel's suspension, a consumer backlash is now underway: CBS fans are hearing about the "60 Minutes" imbroglio and calling/emailing local CBS stations to register their concerns. "We have no real support," a reporter at one of those stations told me.
December 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
San Francisco Bay Area, PLEASE retweet - here's the front desk phone number for KPIX. It's buried deep in the website. 415-362-5550. Press #3 to leave a comment. Call them, say you are boycotting all CBS and Paramount properties until Bari Weiss is replaced
Holy shit
December 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Holy shit
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December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM