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The way things are going… it’s time to stock up on Slim Jim’s and Jolt Cola.
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If they don't appreciate you. Ghost 'em.
January 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
If they don't appreciate you. Ghost 'em.
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My therapist can get me in first thing tomorrow morning because I'm her favorite. I mean, she can't say that, but it's pretty obvious.
January 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
My therapist can get me in first thing tomorrow morning because I'm her favorite. I mean, she can't say that, but it's pretty obvious.
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Congress. Get off your asses and save America, you corrupt pieces of shit.
January 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Congress. Get off your asses and save America, you corrupt pieces of shit.
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I question my upbringing when I remember as a child thinking 'The Hardy Boys' was the best show on television.
January 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I question my upbringing when I remember as a child thinking 'The Hardy Boys' was the best show on television.
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jump scare but it’s someone liking a 6 month old reply
January 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
jump scare but it’s someone liking a 6 month old reply
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got kicked out of the pessimist club for saying January has been good and is going pretty fast
January 14, 2026 at 12:37 PM
got kicked out of the pessimist club for saying January has been good and is going pretty fast
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Marriage: To have and to hold.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Marriage: To have and to hold.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
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I have two uniforms. One is a costume called “Responsible Adult,” which I wear to fund the other costume: “Guy Who Forgot to Put Trash Bags in the Can.”
January 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I have two uniforms. One is a costume called “Responsible Adult,” which I wear to fund the other costume: “Guy Who Forgot to Put Trash Bags in the Can.”
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I tried positive thinking once. I looked in the mirror and said, “Today is going to be great!”
My own reflection looked back, skeptical, and said, “Based on what bloody evidence?”
My own reflection looked back, skeptical, and said, “Based on what bloody evidence?”
January 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I tried positive thinking once. I looked in the mirror and said, “Today is going to be great!”
My own reflection looked back, skeptical, and said, “Based on what bloody evidence?”
My own reflection looked back, skeptical, and said, “Based on what bloody evidence?”
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I look at a "half-price" sale and think, "So originally, this was twice as much of a rip-off?
January 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I look at a "half-price" sale and think, "So originally, this was twice as much of a rip-off?
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It’s the “good morning” text you answer first, that’s how you’ll know
January 14, 2026 at 5:55 AM
It’s the “good morning” text you answer first, that’s how you’ll know
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You can’t fix crazy, but you can join it.
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
You can’t fix crazy, but you can join it.
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To be continued, right after this mood swing.
January 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
To be continued, right after this mood swing.
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Drew Carey had it right on Who’s Line when he said “everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.”
January 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Drew Carey had it right on Who’s Line when he said “everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.”
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my music taste?
it's basically heavy metal but before heavy metal was invented.
Rachmaninov, Ravel, Chopin, Bach...
it's basically heavy metal but before heavy metal was invented.
Rachmaninov, Ravel, Chopin, Bach...
January 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
my music taste?
it's basically heavy metal but before heavy metal was invented.
Rachmaninov, Ravel, Chopin, Bach...
it's basically heavy metal but before heavy metal was invented.
Rachmaninov, Ravel, Chopin, Bach...
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If you don’t like and reskeet my posts, are we even friends?
January 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
If you don’t like and reskeet my posts, are we even friends?
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The modern world sucks but at least we have wine delivery
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
The modern world sucks but at least we have wine delivery
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Gingivitis would be a beautiful name for a girl.
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Gingivitis would be a beautiful name for a girl.
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So my wife had to get an MRI. For those unfamiliar, that's where they put you in a giant, expensive donut so it can scream at you for 45 minutes.
—It's like a nightclub for your bones. Terrible music, no drinks.
—It's like a nightclub for your bones. Terrible music, no drinks.
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
So my wife had to get an MRI. For those unfamiliar, that's where they put you in a giant, expensive donut so it can scream at you for 45 minutes.
—It's like a nightclub for your bones. Terrible music, no drinks.
—It's like a nightclub for your bones. Terrible music, no drinks.
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The MRI technician asks my wife, "Are you claustrophobic?"
—Sir, I'm a middle-aged woman. My idea of an adventure is buying the weird-flavoured hummus.
Okay-dokie then!
—Sir, I'm a middle-aged woman. My idea of an adventure is buying the weird-flavoured hummus.
Okay-dokie then!
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The MRI technician asks my wife, "Are you claustrophobic?"
—Sir, I'm a middle-aged woman. My idea of an adventure is buying the weird-flavoured hummus.
Okay-dokie then!
—Sir, I'm a middle-aged woman. My idea of an adventure is buying the weird-flavoured hummus.
Okay-dokie then!
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Getting an MRI is the universe correcting your ego. They don't just put you in a tube. They put you in a tube that's a foot too short.
—Yeah, this should fit a human, said the guy who probably designs airplane seats as a hobby.
—Yeah, this should fit a human, said the guy who probably designs airplane seats as a hobby.
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Getting an MRI is the universe correcting your ego. They don't just put you in a tube. They put you in a tube that's a foot too short.
—Yeah, this should fit a human, said the guy who probably designs airplane seats as a hobby.
—Yeah, this should fit a human, said the guy who probably designs airplane seats as a hobby.
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Me, on my deathbed: Oatmeal raisin cookies are delicious and all other cookies are garbage.
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Me, on my deathbed: Oatmeal raisin cookies are delicious and all other cookies are garbage.
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Love bombing with molotov cocktails.
January 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Love bombing with molotov cocktails.
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why are my ideas half off in the marketplace
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
why are my ideas half off in the marketplace