taffy bennington
@singwithtaffy.bsky.social
omniversal lounge singer~aggressive gardener~
AnARcHy 101 https://www.youtube.com/c/@Anarchy101/mp
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AnARcHy 101 https://www.youtube.com/c/@Anarchy101/mp
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why would I set up an offshore account? all that money wet and sinking into the ocean?? no thank you.
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Join us at 830 EST tonight to discuss a medley of fantasy book/TV show things.
@singwithtaffy.bsky.social and Dan from @thewayoftheleaf.bsky.social are joining. Will you, #wotskies?! #cosmere
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtrw...
@singwithtaffy.bsky.social and Dan from @thewayoftheleaf.bsky.social are joining. Will you, #wotskies?! #cosmere
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtrw...
Brandon Sanderson’s Cosmere optioned by Apple! - tWoTcast episode 459
YouTube video by tWoTcast
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Join us at 830 EST tonight to discuss a medley of fantasy book/TV show things.
@singwithtaffy.bsky.social and Dan from @thewayoftheleaf.bsky.social are joining. Will you, #wotskies?! #cosmere
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtrw...
@singwithtaffy.bsky.social and Dan from @thewayoftheleaf.bsky.social are joining. Will you, #wotskies?! #cosmere
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtrw...
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Starting a new batch of primordial soup in my bathtub
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Starting a new batch of primordial soup in my bathtub
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My speedometer goes to 160 mph, but sure I'll keep it to under 55
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
My speedometer goes to 160 mph, but sure I'll keep it to under 55
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I woke this morning and my hair looked like Karen who wants to speak to the manager.
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I woke this morning and my hair looked like Karen who wants to speak to the manager.
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The internet was better when the modem screamed.
November 25, 2024 at 6:05 PM
The internet was better when the modem screamed.
haha! No, I wasn’t involved, and now I want some coffee.
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
haha! No, I wasn’t involved, and now I want some coffee.
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I’d like to think the drywall screw I lost last week is now in orbit traveling 20,000mph in a random, threatening direction
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I’d like to think the drywall screw I lost last week is now in orbit traveling 20,000mph in a random, threatening direction
Thanks for watching it, Salty!
February 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Thanks for watching it, Salty!
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Forgot the link. I'm an idiot...
youtube.com/watch?v=Fys6...
youtube.com/watch?v=Fys6...
youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Forgot the link. I'm an idiot...
youtube.com/watch?v=Fys6...
youtube.com/watch?v=Fys6...
Young filmmakers with a proclivity for surrealism and profanity RULE
youtu.be/61lhoKyWvR8?...
youtu.be/61lhoKyWvR8?...
BURKE'S MATTRESS PALACE | SHORT FILM (EXPLICIT)
YouTube video by lucylbro
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Young filmmakers with a proclivity for surrealism and profanity RULE
youtu.be/61lhoKyWvR8?...
youtu.be/61lhoKyWvR8?...
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“I said I’m FINE,” I insist, fully encasing myself in a chrysalis.
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 AM
“I said I’m FINE,” I insist, fully encasing myself in a chrysalis.
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[waves to neighbors]
[waves to other neighbors]
[waves to birds]
[waves to trees]
hahaha my waves mean nothing
[waves to other neighbors]
[waves to birds]
[waves to trees]
hahaha my waves mean nothing
January 24, 2026 at 4:10 AM
[waves to neighbors]
[waves to other neighbors]
[waves to birds]
[waves to trees]
hahaha my waves mean nothing
[waves to other neighbors]
[waves to birds]
[waves to trees]
hahaha my waves mean nothing
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If you've built your life around a set of beliefs, you should be able to defend them. For example, I believe Mr. Peanut has a peanut-shaped dick
January 31, 2026 at 5:34 AM
If you've built your life around a set of beliefs, you should be able to defend them. For example, I believe Mr. Peanut has a peanut-shaped dick
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when i say i’m hauntingly beautiful it just means i’m so pale you can see my skeleton
January 31, 2026 at 3:36 PM
when i say i’m hauntingly beautiful it just means i’m so pale you can see my skeleton
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to the icicle that just dripped down the back of my neck: how dare you, sir?
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
to the icicle that just dripped down the back of my neck: how dare you, sir?
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I'm a social butterfly in the sense that I flit from person to person quickly, motivated by a fear that predators will notice me
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I'm a social butterfly in the sense that I flit from person to person quickly, motivated by a fear that predators will notice me
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Can we start over
January 31, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Can we start over
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if you truly knew the muffin man you'd know he only mantains that residence on Drury Lane for nefarious purposes he doesn't actually live there
January 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
if you truly knew the muffin man you'd know he only mantains that residence on Drury Lane for nefarious purposes he doesn't actually live there
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My ear hurts, so I’m going to put some music in it and see if that helps
January 31, 2026 at 5:14 AM
My ear hurts, so I’m going to put some music in it and see if that helps
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“Blessed be the fruit.”
I quietly whisper as unroll the sacred roll up.
I quietly whisper as unroll the sacred roll up.
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 PM
“Blessed be the fruit.”
I quietly whisper as unroll the sacred roll up.
I quietly whisper as unroll the sacred roll up.
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the orchestra’s makeup artist uses a tuba mascara
January 29, 2026 at 1:59 AM
the orchestra’s makeup artist uses a tuba mascara
I read the words of unexpected hilarity and the corners of my facehole begin to curl up, skin cracking as my skull collapses.
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I read the words of unexpected hilarity and the corners of my facehole begin to curl up, skin cracking as my skull collapses.
forgot the word bikers and called them goth cowboys
January 24, 2026 at 12:50 AM
forgot the word bikers and called them goth cowboys
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I woke up and my hair looked like a hay stack.
January 21, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I woke up and my hair looked like a hay stack.
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Everyone’s so obsessed with how good a building’s bones are, never considering the implications such a sturdy skeletal structure has on the house-hunter/prey dynamic.
May 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Everyone’s so obsessed with how good a building’s bones are, never considering the implications such a sturdy skeletal structure has on the house-hunter/prey dynamic.