DJ Saramanda
@serenityfound.bsky.social
Angry, sleepy, creaky former higher ed professional just trying to make it through. TV, dogs, social justice, & goofiness.
#ToastieTwitter #feminist #ace #acab #blm #supporttransyouth
#ToastieTwitter #feminist #ace #acab #blm #supporttransyouth
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Not exaggerating when I say that the collective action in Minnesota will be studied for generations if not centuries to come
January 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Not exaggerating when I say that the collective action in Minnesota will be studied for generations if not centuries to come
Crucial advice!
To anyone expecting big snows: sending love, warm beverage of choice, and a reminder to stick a blanket in your trunk just in case you’re driving somewhere and get stuck and it’s cold
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Crucial advice!
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I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
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Happy Penguin Day everyone!
January 20, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Happy Penguin Day everyone!
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Mamdani: I am in support of abolishing ICE… I'm tired of waking up every day and seeing a new image of someone being dragged out of a car, dragged out of their home, dragged out of their life.
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Mamdani: I am in support of abolishing ICE… I'm tired of waking up every day and seeing a new image of someone being dragged out of a car, dragged out of their home, dragged out of their life.
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To be politically conscious from 2000-2009, and more specifically from 2001-2005, was to have your brain stamped with a feverish Curse of Knowing. So when you see shit like this, all you can think is “Dick Cheney insisting on links between Al Qaeda and Saddam”. You never forget the scent.
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
To be politically conscious from 2000-2009, and more specifically from 2001-2005, was to have your brain stamped with a feverish Curse of Knowing. So when you see shit like this, all you can think is “Dick Cheney insisting on links between Al Qaeda and Saddam”. You never forget the scent.
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January 19, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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remember when the height of absurdist comedy was parodying libertarians with memes about the third ammendment
January 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
remember when the height of absurdist comedy was parodying libertarians with memes about the third ammendment
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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Chuds learning that there is a counterpart to Minnesota Nice, which is Minnesota Fucking Pissed
another chud finds out that the “nice” in “minnesota nice” is, critically, being modified
January 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Chuds learning that there is a counterpart to Minnesota Nice, which is Minnesota Fucking Pissed
It's time for the school KARUTA TOURNAMENT! School life in Japan is very different from in anime (obv)...except when it isn't.
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
It's time for the school KARUTA TOURNAMENT! School life in Japan is very different from in anime (obv)...except when it isn't.
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things im learning from this tweet:
- everyone on this site was a really annoying kid
- really annoying kids today love newspaper comics too
- there was apparently a generation that preceded millennials, but they've all died out and little is known about them
- everyone on this site was a really annoying kid
- really annoying kids today love newspaper comics too
- there was apparently a generation that preceded millennials, but they've all died out and little is known about them
why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
things im learning from this tweet:
- everyone on this site was a really annoying kid
- really annoying kids today love newspaper comics too
- there was apparently a generation that preceded millennials, but they've all died out and little is known about them
- everyone on this site was a really annoying kid
- really annoying kids today love newspaper comics too
- there was apparently a generation that preceded millennials, but they've all died out and little is known about them
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Mamdani’s New York is out of control
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Mamdani’s New York is out of control
A group of our students are preparing to visit our sister school in Ohio and I'm giving my second "America lesson" to them next week. One of the follow-up questions from last lesson (which included info about guns in the US) was, "Is America safe now?"
.....man, kid, I dunno.
.....man, kid, I dunno.
January 8, 2026 at 9:58 PM
A group of our students are preparing to visit our sister school in Ohio and I'm giving my second "America lesson" to them next week. One of the follow-up questions from last lesson (which included info about guns in the US) was, "Is America safe now?"
.....man, kid, I dunno.
.....man, kid, I dunno.
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
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I am nothing if not consistent. letterboxd.com/noelrk/year/...
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I am nothing if not consistent. letterboxd.com/noelrk/year/...
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🎶 Take your cloak off 🎶
Welcome to the Dream & Draught! If you want to see the 75+ hours of work (and mental breakdown) that happened in the middle of this clip, check out the full video 🎀
youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE
Welcome to the Dream & Draught! If you want to see the 75+ hours of work (and mental breakdown) that happened in the middle of this clip, check out the full video 🎀
youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
🎶 Take your cloak off 🎶
Welcome to the Dream & Draught! If you want to see the 75+ hours of work (and mental breakdown) that happened in the middle of this clip, check out the full video 🎀
youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE
Welcome to the Dream & Draught! If you want to see the 75+ hours of work (and mental breakdown) that happened in the middle of this clip, check out the full video 🎀
youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE
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New Year's resolution: Gonna mix it up, try something new, stunt on the skyline a little
less dipshit, more cumclown
less dipshit, more cumclown
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
New Year's resolution: Gonna mix it up, try something new, stunt on the skyline a little
less dipshit, more cumclown
less dipshit, more cumclown
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
It's "Grade Entry Week" at school and many of the teachers have paired up to double-check grades. By reading long lists of letter grades out loud.
It's starting to sound like a Lovecraftian ritual is being performed in here (or people are sharing the world's longest NES cheat codes).
It's starting to sound like a Lovecraftian ritual is being performed in here (or people are sharing the world's longest NES cheat codes).
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It's "Grade Entry Week" at school and many of the teachers have paired up to double-check grades. By reading long lists of letter grades out loud.
It's starting to sound like a Lovecraftian ritual is being performed in here (or people are sharing the world's longest NES cheat codes).
It's starting to sound like a Lovecraftian ritual is being performed in here (or people are sharing the world's longest NES cheat codes).
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫