Harriet - Pumpkin Spite
@akaharriet.bsky.social
A rather well-known niche cabaret legend. Also Hero of Hyrule. she/her. harriet_vane on ao3.
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Sometimes you realize you’re a 40 something white woman on your way to a Pilates class carrying the tote bag of a local book store and you’re like…. Oh. Yes. I see now how this happens.
finally getting to Hide and Seek Switzerland (a DELIGHT of a season) so I can tell @mistresscurvy.bsky.social that I bought the home hide and seek game "for me" which is to say, for me but for her bc also she is gonna like looking at challenges and rules SO MUCH ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
finally getting to Hide and Seek Switzerland (a DELIGHT of a season) so I can tell @mistresscurvy.bsky.social that I bought the home hide and seek game "for me" which is to say, for me but for her bc also she is gonna like looking at challenges and rules SO MUCH ❤️
I'm reading a book on how to improve language learning and retention and I have a bunch of quibbles but I am furious to report that changing my flashcards to the recommended format has made them much much easier to learn.
yes this is what I do for fun shh
yes this is what I do for fun shh
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm reading a book on how to improve language learning and retention and I have a bunch of quibbles but I am furious to report that changing my flashcards to the recommended format has made them much much easier to learn.
yes this is what I do for fun shh
yes this is what I do for fun shh
at 4am Jinx decided no one has ever loved him and started batting at my hands to get petted. when I told him to go away he started knocking everything off my bedside table (and then hiding under my bed).
he is not cat off the day.
he is not cat off the day.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
at 4am Jinx decided no one has ever loved him and started batting at my hands to get petted. when I told him to go away he started knocking everything off my bedside table (and then hiding under my bed).
he is not cat off the day.
he is not cat off the day.
Sam and Ben together during jet lag tag or hide and seek is such an underrated comedy duo, real "wait... what??" vibes going both ways, a delight
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sam and Ben together during jet lag tag or hide and seek is such an underrated comedy duo, real "wait... what??" vibes going both ways, a delight
went to pilates last night because my back has been hurting, but I think that was actually overcorrecting because this morning my back was like "nope!!!" and I had to turn my long run into a short walk.
as @mistresscurvy.bsky.social said, "goldilocks-ass body." what do you WANT????
as @mistresscurvy.bsky.social said, "goldilocks-ass body." what do you WANT????
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
went to pilates last night because my back has been hurting, but I think that was actually overcorrecting because this morning my back was like "nope!!!" and I had to turn my long run into a short walk.
as @mistresscurvy.bsky.social said, "goldilocks-ass body." what do you WANT????
as @mistresscurvy.bsky.social said, "goldilocks-ass body." what do you WANT????
i prefer being cat-called to being followed down the block being asked why i don’t allow jesus into my heart
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i prefer being cat-called to being followed down the block being asked why i don’t allow jesus into my heart
my first attempt at going to a pilates class after work since the time change. leaving the house even though it’s sooooo dark???? that’s crazy work.
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
my first attempt at going to a pilates class after work since the time change. leaving the house even though it’s sooooo dark???? that’s crazy work.
all I'm saying is it would make my life a little easier if fewer Japanese grammar points relied on double negatives
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
all I'm saying is it would make my life a little easier if fewer Japanese grammar points relied on double negatives
delighted to report that the new hbomb video features like 10 minutes on why robert bork sucks because he sucks soooooo baaaaaaaad
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
delighted to report that the new hbomb video features like 10 minutes on why robert bork sucks because he sucks soooooo baaaaaaaad
my gauge isn't particularly off, but I'm ready to split for sleeves when the pattern says I should still have one whole 12-row pattern repeat left to do. Gonna cast on a few extra stitches but this looks basically right to me....
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
my gauge isn't particularly off, but I'm ready to split for sleeves when the pattern says I should still have one whole 12-row pattern repeat left to do. Gonna cast on a few extra stitches but this looks basically right to me....
Reposted by Harriet - Pumpkin Spite
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
when I get the "your item has shipped" message I do them the courtesy of waiting until the next day to check it, because I know that just means the label was printed out.
How do we feel about it still saying "label created" THREE DAYS LATER, though, because I'm getting crabby.
How do we feel about it still saying "label created" THREE DAYS LATER, though, because I'm getting crabby.
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
when I get the "your item has shipped" message I do them the courtesy of waiting until the next day to check it, because I know that just means the label was printed out.
How do we feel about it still saying "label created" THREE DAYS LATER, though, because I'm getting crabby.
How do we feel about it still saying "label created" THREE DAYS LATER, though, because I'm getting crabby.
the little gremlin who lives in my house
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
the little gremlin who lives in my house
bus discourse makes me crazy. Half the time people in NYC who need the bus don't pay for it anyway, they hop on through the back door or, tbh, just walk straight past the bus drivers who are not paid nearly enough to give a single fuck.
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
bus discourse makes me crazy. Half the time people in NYC who need the bus don't pay for it anyway, they hop on through the back door or, tbh, just walk straight past the bus drivers who are not paid nearly enough to give a single fuck.
YOU DON'T EVEN TAKE THE BUS
"The more-than-300 comments responding to that anonymous post are full of mothers looking for property in New Jersey or Florida, predicting that Mamdani’s promise to make buses free will lead criminals to rape and kill innocent passengers."
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
Upper East Side Moms Are Melting Down Over Mamdani
A 35,000-person Facebook group devolved into panic and infighting after the mayoral election.
www.thecut.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
YOU DON'T EVEN TAKE THE BUS
@ziusik.bsky.social I love chrishell so much www.laineygossip.com/bombshells-c...
Bombshells continue to drop one week after the Selling Sunset reunion
Selling Sunset's Chrishell Stause unfollowed every single one of her co-stars except Chelsea after reunion that aired on Netflix last week, and became increasingly vocal, calling out executive produce...
www.laineygossip.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
@ziusik.bsky.social I love chrishell so much www.laineygossip.com/bombshells-c...
the most adult I ever feel is when I find a recipe for something and I already have all the ingredients and spices and whatnot in my pantry.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the most adult I ever feel is when I find a recipe for something and I already have all the ingredients and spices and whatnot in my pantry.
the amount of upkeep it takes to keep my body from fully just falling apart. wow.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
the amount of upkeep it takes to keep my body from fully just falling apart. wow.
dark and cold outside and I'm working late, time for some comfort viewing (the finale of jet lag tag 2 again)
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
dark and cold outside and I'm working late, time for some comfort viewing (the finale of jet lag tag 2 again)
omg MOOD FLAKES
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
omg MOOD FLAKES
deeply annoyed to report that my expensive new hair dryer works way better than the old cheap one ever did
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
deeply annoyed to report that my expensive new hair dryer works way better than the old cheap one ever did
capture the flag japan is such a good season of jet lag the game. it's a spy thriller! it's so tense! BEN LOOK AT YOUR TRACKER, BENNNNN LOOK AT YOUR TRACKER HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
capture the flag japan is such a good season of jet lag the game. it's a spy thriller! it's so tense! BEN LOOK AT YOUR TRACKER, BENNNNN LOOK AT YOUR TRACKER HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU
I love having cats
![a text message
my sister: Jinx [our cat] was asleep on the back of the couch and he rolled off it (onto the main couch so he's fine, but lol)
He landed right in front of hex (our other cat) who was very startled
Me: oh no!!!!!!!
My sister: They are fine and both snoozing again](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2wicj7nncz7a3xg6hpp52o3/bafkreidtz6zs4u2rkt3mrvo6coxdfhgtn6q7e43xvobjapkkoy4dtpqqmu@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I love having cats
omg I could get to vote against Cuomo AGAIN?!??!? 🤩
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
omg I could get to vote against Cuomo AGAIN?!??!? 🤩
look at this little friend
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
look at this little friend