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One of the biggest things I've experienced with this kind of thing is that supposed 'true' left is constructed as those that focus solely on economic matters (class analysis, etc), which almost exclusively operates (at least in the ideal) as a (white) working class prioritisation.

The moment ...
Chomsky’s casual misogyny with Epstein says a lot about what counts as left wing. This is a guy who co-wrote an entire book about the press manufacturing consent without once mentioning patriarchy (or white supremacy). We need a definition of ‘left’ that doesn’t center the concerns of white men.
Remember my thread from last week about "hysteria"? Well, the latest traunch of Epstein files suggests that Noam Chomsky missed that day in History class.

[In 2019, after Epstein pled guilty, Chomsky reassured him, saying it was just part of "the hysteria that has developed about abuse of women"]
February 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Look folks, this year we've got to support Jen and PATHA and make sure every political party you trust has a sound trans rights policy.
Today, the Court of Appeal has given clarity and confidence to medical professionals in Aotearoa to continue prescribing GnRH agonists/reversible pubertal suppression. You can read PATHA’s statement at patha.nz/news
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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Though I try to stay humble, I'd say I'm probably the nation's top journalist when it comes to in-depth reporting on the Waitangi dildo strike. Even so, I hadn't picked up this piece of info until this week thespinoff.co.nz/politics/05-...
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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The entire financial and social system we operate under makes us complicit in child sex trafficking. It is vitally important for the soul of humanity that all billionaires - especially those directly involved - are punished severely, and their names tarnished and spat upon for the rest of history.
February 1, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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carefully explaining to the auditor that the $125k nzd direct bank transfer they're so confused about was simply the world's most famous pedophile supporting my dream project, a monograph on nabokov's lolita
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"

Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Yet again, in almost any other NZ government a minister telling NZers to *eat less food* to save money would have them hounded by media and pushed out of politics.

Never forget the immensely important protective role that NZ media have played in protecting these fascists from public outrage.
#GinnyAnderson "Are wages keeping up with the cost of living when white bread has gone up 58.3% in the past year?"
#DavidSeymour "Consider wholemeal."
Ginny Anderson: "It's more expensive."
David Seymour: "Eat less."
You first, Scrooge McFuckFace. You first.
#nzpol #TheAtlasNetwork
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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I have never in my life been more confident in a product prediction than I am that Optimus robots will be a huge flop and I remember the NFT craze
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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The workplace relations minister refusing to back a bill to address the issue of modern day slavery doesn't bode well for workplace relations
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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The whole way Parliament works needs to modernise. Not being allowed to point out someone’s lying in the house is a joke. Having a partisan speaker is wrong. The system just allows shitheads like Seymour et al to behave hideously. This government have really shown how crap the system is.
Today the Speaker told MPs that the only way to challenge the blatant lies and overt dishonesty of Government Ministers is through the Privileges Committee.
Can't be done using a Point Of Order.
How fucked-up is that?🤔💩🤬
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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it’s that time again
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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why the FUCK is even obama using phrases like "appear to"

you don't have to both-sides things like *the truth* and *reality*

it's on multiple videos - i feel like i am going insane
January 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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At this point it would be surprising if the Trump administration described something truthfully.

Their statements should all be treated with extreme scepticism by media (and everyone else)
January 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
If I see another news article say the videos (multiple! From almost every possible angle!) "appear to" contradict the insultingly obvious white house lies I think I will lose my entire mind
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app

select the icon in the top left corner

go to settings

go to content and media

make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off
April 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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All I want is for the gallery and commentariat to grill Luxon and Hipkins about this dogshit with HALF the energy they give any time the Greens announce a reasonable, costed, popular policy
This is embarrassing and we are fucking doomed.
January 23, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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buying a new computer only so i can delete copilot off of it
January 23, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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Remember the 38yo unexpectedly pregnant woman who had to deal with a terrorist massacre, a volcanic eruption and a global pandemic while raising a baby? Did anyone cut her one tenth of the slack this POS is getting?
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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I mean, we all know he can't talk, but his other issue is that he's a spineless suckup fundy weirdo, Henry #nzpol
Christopher Luxon refused yday to say whether the abduction of Maduro was illegal or if he had a problem with the attempted annexation of Greenland.

One expert I spoke to thinks our Govt just lacks the language for a world where the US is like this:

www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
PM defends quiet approach to Trump’s actions in Venezuela and Greenland
Christopher Luxon says New Zealand must “control what it can control”, but can still be champion of rules-based order.
www.thepost.co.nz
January 19, 2026 at 11:57 PM
File "Women are better at multitasking" and "Women are just naturally better at home management/child rearing/making doctors appointments" together under convenient beliefs that allow men to delegate basic life admin tasks to women in their lives
January 20, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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One thing that everyone "knows" and is completely untrue is that women are better at multitasking.

There have been multiple studies, some finding women are slightly better, some finding men are slightly better, but the one really consistent result is that everyone is very bad at multitasking.
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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what i would say to you is, i am not aware of what turns on Christopher Luxon, and i am committed to keeping it that way.

#nzpol
January 19, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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Gals is it too spicy to point out that the major parties insisting Nothing Can Be Done So Why Bother is effectively voter suppression, and it's particularly dangerous because the far right *don't care and will still turn out for hate and bigotry* while the left are bullied to be more moderate?
Lads is it good when the two major parties are making near identical ideological frames for the upcoming election, based around no promises, no hope, managerialism forever.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM