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I have learned no lessons and will never change
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Tech Bros - The Singularity will surely dawn any day now! Maybe it already has! Give us a trillion dollars!

Tech - In the coming years, maybe autocorrect will learn to acknowledge the existence of the word ‘isn’t’. Who knows though, apostrophes are difficult.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Talking to a friend recently who told me their partner kept their kiwisaver in a conservative fund because they always felt like the economy was going to crash and I suddenly felt like I was a financial genius
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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#nzpol 🧵
Mitchell's pack of lies about the emails is starting to unravel.

"He has also maintained that the 36 complaint emails sent to him were diverted by police staff seconded to his ministerial office under a protocol set by Coster, meaning neither he nor his political advisers saw them."

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Mitchell’s electorate office replied to McSkimming accuser’s emails
Nearly half the emails alleging serious sexual offending by former deputy commissioner Jevon McSkimming went to Mark Mitchell’s electorate office - and at least one was answered by his sister - months...
www.thepost.co.nz
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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wow that's what grok says huh. convenient that i can see it on here. thanks
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If you are still using Spotify I really can't recommend switching to Qobuz strongly enough. Subscription costs about the same if you want to stream it, you can buy & download DRM free music if you want to own it, it has a magazine built into the app, & you can transfer your Spotify library over
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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“Trust us! Marginalising these communities more will absolutely bring down the cost of a KG of Mince and get your job back!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny

t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Smut artists and sex workers are crushed underfoot while AI gets a green light to steal your yearbook photo to make hard-core porn with the caption "AI GIRLS NEVER SAY NO"
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Everyone please write to labour:

Chris Hipkins
Ayesha Verrall
Shanan Halbert
Duncan Webb (as this is a human rights issue)

And ask them to make a strong statement saying they will instantly repeal the regulation. Apply as much pressure as possible to the Government.
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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email and/or call Brown and your local MP now, because its always how this attempt at eliminating trans people starts

#nzpol #ProtectTransKids
PATHA's statement has been published: patha.nz/news
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I barely know how to express how sad and angry I am at the politicisation of essential healthcare for trans kids.
Just - this election can’t come soon enough. And when it does, we need to fight as if lives depend on it - because for some, that’s the literal truth.
#nzpol 🏳️‍⚧️
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Listening to the Careless People audiobook and hoping that somehow a small but powerful meteor strikes and frees us all from these people
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I absolutely cannot recommend this video highly enough. Consider this required viewing!
The Brainrot Apocalypse (a DIY survival guide)
YouTube video by struthless
m.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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TL;DR: we're paying $45 million more to get smaller boats. Also, the regime isn't funding as much landside stuff, leaving it for a future government to pay for www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
New Cook Strait ferries won't cost more than $2b, Rail Minister vows
Peters says taxpayers have saved $2.3 billion while still getting the ferries and infrastructure they want.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I hope men understand that it is very very rare for anyone who is not a woman’s lover, close friend, or relative to stand up for her when another man insults her in a room of other men. It is incredibly unusual. They may not join in the bullying, but they’re unwilling to step in to stop it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is wild but the wildest part to me is the lab finding *asbestos* in a product specifically designed for *very young children* and just going "man thats crazy 🤷 anyway client confidentiality means we're not going to alert the authorities"
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Life hack: when cancelling a service like internet, power, etc; circumvent the conversation where they offer you their first-born child if you don't cancel by saying you're moving in with people who already have the service hooked up
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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great scoop, this outright porkbarrel corruption. in any other government would probably see bishop forced to resign
NEW: Chris Bishop used housing money to fund a bridge in his electorate his own Govt had killed off.

Officials were against the move and Labour say he shouldn’t have been anywhere near the decision.

www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
Chris Bishop diverts Kāinga Ora money to fund a bridge in his electorate
Officials warned against the use of housing funds for bridge building but Bishop says it was a “pragmatic choice”.
www.thepost.co.nz
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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my religion is that i'd like to believe when you die you have to actually Hear Yourself and then the damned will crawl into Hell of their own free will
Govt minister Alex Norris is asked if the govt will take jewellery from people [fleeing war and persecution]. Norris says the govt won't be taking peoples wedding rings but they will seize assets.
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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This is the guy who said women are underrepresented in STEM because they’re stupid
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Something I wish got challenged more often in this “men in crisis” discourse is the blithe assumption (or sometimes outright assertion!) that everyone’s boss is a woman now. “Women now dominate white collar work and corporate management roles.” No they don’t. That just isn’t true.
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM