kororā
@davejac.bsky.social
Mostly warhammer dwarves and space wolves and bikes with occasional chemistry trains soil and groundwater contamination waste policy and Waikato nationalism frequently defeated by the nespresso machine
he/him
Kirikiriroa, Aotearoa/New Zealand
he/him
Kirikiriroa, Aotearoa/New Zealand
One like = one randomly assigned New Year’s resolution
January 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
One like = one randomly assigned New Year’s resolution
We've got to get rid of knighthoods before Nick Mowbray gets one
December 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We've got to get rid of knighthoods before Nick Mowbray gets one
Pierre fumbling the ball is the funniest; Dutton eating shit is the most satisfying.
Who was the biggest political loser this year? Jack Ciattarelli, Pierre Poilievre, Peter Dutton, Sir Keir Starmer or someone else?
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Pierre fumbling the ball is the funniest; Dutton eating shit is the most satisfying.
In theory there’s nothing stopping me having ham at times outside of Christmas
December 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In theory there’s nothing stopping me having ham at times outside of Christmas
Working on a hypothesis that the Covid summer track at RnV 2020 was the gateway to some sort of curse and it’s just been downhill bad vibes from there.
December 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Working on a hypothesis that the Covid summer track at RnV 2020 was the gateway to some sort of curse and it’s just been downhill bad vibes from there.
It’s hard to fuck it up as long as you use enough cheese and have a stonking hot oven
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It’s hard to fuck it up as long as you use enough cheese and have a stonking hot oven
Scott Kuggeleijn retire bitch so I can go back to supporting northern districts cricket
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Scott Kuggeleijn retire bitch so I can go back to supporting northern districts cricket
Nice bridges out Peacocke way
December 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Nice bridges out Peacocke way
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Oh no Australia's weirdest niche sports stat is back!
Boxing Day Test* finishes before first Sydney-Hobart yacht:
1986 ENG d AUS
1991 AUS d IND
1996 WI d AUS
2006 AUS d ENG
2021 AUS d ENG
2025 ENG d AUS
*Must start 26/12
Cricket 6 - Yachts 39
Boxing Day Test* finishes before first Sydney-Hobart yacht:
1986 ENG d AUS
1991 AUS d IND
1996 WI d AUS
2006 AUS d ENG
2021 AUS d ENG
2025 ENG d AUS
*Must start 26/12
Cricket 6 - Yachts 39
December 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Oh no Australia's weirdest niche sports stat is back!
Boxing Day Test* finishes before first Sydney-Hobart yacht:
1986 ENG d AUS
1991 AUS d IND
1996 WI d AUS
2006 AUS d ENG
2021 AUS d ENG
2025 ENG d AUS
*Must start 26/12
Cricket 6 - Yachts 39
Boxing Day Test* finishes before first Sydney-Hobart yacht:
1986 ENG d AUS
1991 AUS d IND
1996 WI d AUS
2006 AUS d ENG
2021 AUS d ENG
2025 ENG d AUS
*Must start 26/12
Cricket 6 - Yachts 39
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Problem is, that means Oz getting 5/16, which would be Good
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Problem is, that means Oz getting 5/16, which would be Good
Anyway it’s good for wings too
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Anyway it’s good for wings too
A concept: tactical suburbanism. Where drivers do shit like run over hit sticks, adjust speed signs to show higher limits, etc etc.
December 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A concept: tactical suburbanism. Where drivers do shit like run over hit sticks, adjust speed signs to show higher limits, etc etc.
At this stage of Christmas leftovers
December 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
At this stage of Christmas leftovers
As someone who hates both English and Australian cricket this is a really funny day for me.
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
As someone who hates both English and Australian cricket this is a really funny day for me.
Apparently there’s a broke boy taco food truck at the base and that’s got to be one of the most cursed sentences I’ve typed
December 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Apparently there’s a broke boy taco food truck at the base and that’s got to be one of the most cursed sentences I’ve typed
Cadillac Desert
OK, less contentious post:
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Cadillac Desert
Niece got a my first student flat for Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Niece got a my first student flat for Christmas
The annual reminder that the lighting at mum and dad’s is way too dogshit to try and use my DSLR
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The annual reminder that the lighting at mum and dad’s is way too dogshit to try and use my DSLR
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Santa tracker: we’ve got Santa crossing the pacific, approximately 300 km south south west of Fiji now
Aerospace command: okay light him up
Aerospace command: okay light him up
December 24, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Santa tracker: we’ve got Santa crossing the pacific, approximately 300 km south south west of Fiji now
Aerospace command: okay light him up
Aerospace command: okay light him up
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me and the boys about to jump in a juicy rental and drive 70 on some state highways this week. we have been doing this for years, and the police know all about this but are afraid to do anything because they are scared of being called racist
December 23, 2024 at 4:38 AM
me and the boys about to jump in a juicy rental and drive 70 on some state highways this week. we have been doing this for years, and the police know all about this but are afraid to do anything because they are scared of being called racist
Just realised I forgot to buy crackers when I did a hit and run on the supermarket earlier and guess that’s a Boxing Day problem now.
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just realised I forgot to buy crackers when I did a hit and run on the supermarket earlier and guess that’s a Boxing Day problem now.
People really do be just writing shit down
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
People really do be just writing shit down
That was quite possibly the best massive McMuffin I’ve had in my life. They absolutely nailed it.
December 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
That was quite possibly the best massive McMuffin I’ve had in my life. They absolutely nailed it.