DudeWTF
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🧨🧨🧨Breaking News:🧨🧨🧨
WINSTON PETERS HAS DEMENTIA.
He's quite literally forgotten HE IS PART OF THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT.
#nzpol
'Tawdry silly argument': Winston Peters criticises asset sales, says government has not fixed economy www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
WINSTON PETERS HAS DEMENTIA.
He's quite literally forgotten HE IS PART OF THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT.
#nzpol
'Tawdry silly argument': Winston Peters criticises asset sales, says government has not fixed economy www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
'Tawdry, silly argument': Winston Peters criticises asset sales, says government has not fixed economy
"I know it can be turned around, but not with this sort of strategy where you're not actually fixing the economy," the NZ First leader says.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
🧨🧨🧨Breaking News:🧨🧨🧨
WINSTON PETERS HAS DEMENTIA.
He's quite literally forgotten HE IS PART OF THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT.
#nzpol
'Tawdry silly argument': Winston Peters criticises asset sales, says government has not fixed economy www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
WINSTON PETERS HAS DEMENTIA.
He's quite literally forgotten HE IS PART OF THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT.
#nzpol
'Tawdry silly argument': Winston Peters criticises asset sales, says government has not fixed economy www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Reposted by DudeWTF
Winston Peters 'if the govt would stop mismanaging the economy they wouldn't need these asset sales'.
SIR YOU ARE THE GOVT.
SIR YOU ARE THE GOVT.
a man in a suit and tie is saying `` i have no words '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` i have no words '' .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Winston Peters 'if the govt would stop mismanaging the economy they wouldn't need these asset sales'.
SIR YOU ARE THE GOVT.
SIR YOU ARE THE GOVT.
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This headline in the #NZHerald makes me want to vomit.
#nzpol #anzrecordprofits #filthyrich
www.nzherald.co.nz/business/com...
#nzpol #anzrecordprofits #filthyrich
www.nzherald.co.nz/business/com...
ANZ's profit up 21% to record $2.5 billion
The bank puts the jump down to its risk management, rather than it growing its lending.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This headline in the #NZHerald makes me want to vomit.
#nzpol #anzrecordprofits #filthyrich
www.nzherald.co.nz/business/com...
#nzpol #anzrecordprofits #filthyrich
www.nzherald.co.nz/business/com...
It absolutely does!!
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It absolutely does!!
Classic, Gavin.
Fucking classic. 😁
Fucking classic. 😁
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Classic, Gavin.
Fucking classic. 😁
Fucking classic. 😁
So...is our Govt saying that the Cook Islands dishonored a Treaty?
Well isn't that Ironic.
#nzpol #cookislands
#TeTiritiOWaitangi
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/new-zeala...
Well isn't that Ironic.
#nzpol #cookislands
#TeTiritiOWaitangi
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/new-zeala...
'Breach of trust': NZ extends pause on Cook Islands payments
NZ$29.8m in funding remains on hold across two financial years.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So...is our Govt saying that the Cook Islands dishonored a Treaty?
Well isn't that Ironic.
#nzpol #cookislands
#TeTiritiOWaitangi
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/new-zeala...
Well isn't that Ironic.
#nzpol #cookislands
#TeTiritiOWaitangi
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/new-zeala...
What the effing fugging hell is this crap????
Ok, so who writes this stuff..pedophiles???
#nzpol #NCEAlevel2exams #educationnz #EricaStanford
English exam asks students to write about long-haired boy being bullied, forced to drop pants www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Ok, so who writes this stuff..pedophiles???
#nzpol #NCEAlevel2exams #educationnz #EricaStanford
English exam asks students to write about long-haired boy being bullied, forced to drop pants www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
English exam asks students to write about long-haired boy being bullied, forced to drop pants
A student and teacher spoken to by RNZ said the text, which appeared in the NCEA level 2 exam, made them feel very uncomfortable.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What the effing fugging hell is this crap????
Ok, so who writes this stuff..pedophiles???
#nzpol #NCEAlevel2exams #educationnz #EricaStanford
English exam asks students to write about long-haired boy being bullied, forced to drop pants www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Ok, so who writes this stuff..pedophiles???
#nzpol #NCEAlevel2exams #educationnz #EricaStanford
English exam asks students to write about long-haired boy being bullied, forced to drop pants www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Yes please Mr Mayor!
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Yes please Mr Mayor!
It just keeps getting better, doesn't it?
BTW. Sarcasm.
#nzpol #onetermgovtnz
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
BTW. Sarcasm.
#nzpol #onetermgovtnz
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
Emergency response roles on the chopping block
When the earth shakes or eruptions start, there has been a team of Public Information Managers ready to help the public and Government agencies.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It just keeps getting better, doesn't it?
BTW. Sarcasm.
#nzpol #onetermgovtnz
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
BTW. Sarcasm.
#nzpol #onetermgovtnz
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
#OnceWereWarriors actor #MamaengaroaKerr-Bell was only 15 yrs old playing rape victim Grace Heke in the film.
Imagine being that young with Cliff Curtis pretend raping her. The film is iconic but the actress was pushed beyond anything a 15 yro should have to do for a part.
#film #leetamahori
Imagine being that young with Cliff Curtis pretend raping her. The film is iconic but the actress was pushed beyond anything a 15 yro should have to do for a part.
#film #leetamahori
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
#OnceWereWarriors actor #MamaengaroaKerr-Bell was only 15 yrs old playing rape victim Grace Heke in the film.
Imagine being that young with Cliff Curtis pretend raping her. The film is iconic but the actress was pushed beyond anything a 15 yro should have to do for a part.
#film #leetamahori
Imagine being that young with Cliff Curtis pretend raping her. The film is iconic but the actress was pushed beyond anything a 15 yro should have to do for a part.
#film #leetamahori
Yeah who didn't see this coming.
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Yeah who didn't see this coming.
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
Oopsy doopsy! Somebody forgot their road planning pills...
#nzpol #reevesroadflyover #tamakimakaurau
#nzpol
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
#nzpol #reevesroadflyover #tamakimakaurau
#nzpol
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
Long queues and baffled drivers: New $152m flyover drives minister mad
Simeon Brown is calling for urgent changes to a new $152 million flyover, saying it has created long evening delays and confusion for motorists.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oopsy doopsy! Somebody forgot their road planning pills...
#nzpol #reevesroadflyover #tamakimakaurau
#nzpol
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
#nzpol #reevesroadflyover #tamakimakaurau
#nzpol
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
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November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
For the love of all that's good and holy...
🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
DON'T LIGHT FIREWORKS IN THE STREET OR IN PUBLIC SPACES AOTEAROA
🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
And definitely not in front of my house! Go to your own property if you want to light them!
#banfireworks #nzpol
🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
DON'T LIGHT FIREWORKS IN THE STREET OR IN PUBLIC SPACES AOTEAROA
🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
And definitely not in front of my house! Go to your own property if you want to light them!
#banfireworks #nzpol
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
For the love of all that's good and holy...
🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
DON'T LIGHT FIREWORKS IN THE STREET OR IN PUBLIC SPACES AOTEAROA
🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
And definitely not in front of my house! Go to your own property if you want to light them!
#banfireworks #nzpol
🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
DON'T LIGHT FIREWORKS IN THE STREET OR IN PUBLIC SPACES AOTEAROA
🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
And definitely not in front of my house! Go to your own property if you want to light them!
#banfireworks #nzpol
Apologies for the NZ Herald article link, but FUCKING-HELL-NO!
#ChristopherLuxon DON'T LET THE ORANGE SKINNED RAPIST INTO NZ. If he brings that menace here, there'll be an absolute uprising. How can he be so fucking stupid!?!??!
#NOTRUMPINAOTEAROA
#nzpol
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/watch-lux...
#ChristopherLuxon DON'T LET THE ORANGE SKINNED RAPIST INTO NZ. If he brings that menace here, there'll be an absolute uprising. How can he be so fucking stupid!?!??!
#NOTRUMPINAOTEAROA
#nzpol
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/watch-lux...
'We should welcome him': Luxon hoping Trump accepts invitation to visit as pair chat golf at Apec
The PM mixed and mingled with some of the world’s most powerful leaders at Apec.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Apologies for the NZ Herald article link, but FUCKING-HELL-NO!
#ChristopherLuxon DON'T LET THE ORANGE SKINNED RAPIST INTO NZ. If he brings that menace here, there'll be an absolute uprising. How can he be so fucking stupid!?!??!
#NOTRUMPINAOTEAROA
#nzpol
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/watch-lux...
#ChristopherLuxon DON'T LET THE ORANGE SKINNED RAPIST INTO NZ. If he brings that menace here, there'll be an absolute uprising. How can he be so fucking stupid!?!??!
#NOTRUMPINAOTEAROA
#nzpol
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/watch-lux...
This #stuff.co.nz article lacks crucial info. If men get #UTIs & don't see a doctor, bad things can happen to their testicles - they can literally DIE from untreated UTI infections.
See your doctor for a UTI, boys. Or maybe say goodbye to your "Boys".
#menshealthnz
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
See your doctor for a UTI, boys. Or maybe say goodbye to your "Boys".
#menshealthnz
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
Men and women both get UTIs, but only one can get fast relief. Here’s why
UTIs are a nuisance for everyone, yet only women can get antibiotics without a prescription.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This #stuff.co.nz article lacks crucial info. If men get #UTIs & don't see a doctor, bad things can happen to their testicles - they can literally DIE from untreated UTI infections.
See your doctor for a UTI, boys. Or maybe say goodbye to your "Boys".
#menshealthnz
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
See your doctor for a UTI, boys. Or maybe say goodbye to your "Boys".
#menshealthnz
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
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Hey #DavidSeymour, do you know the difference between you & #AyeshaVerrall?
You're an idiot.
She's a Doctor.
#VACCINESSAVELIVES
Don't be like David. Get the vaccine & stay away from outbreak sites.
#nzpol #measles
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
You're an idiot.
She's a Doctor.
#VACCINESSAVELIVES
Don't be like David. Get the vaccine & stay away from outbreak sites.
#nzpol #measles
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Labour say David Seymour's media event where people getting measles test showed poor judgement
Some people being tested onsite were understood to be considered close contacts and were in quarantine.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hey #DavidSeymour, do you know the difference between you & #AyeshaVerrall?
You're an idiot.
She's a Doctor.
#VACCINESSAVELIVES
Don't be like David. Get the vaccine & stay away from outbreak sites.
#nzpol #measles
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
You're an idiot.
She's a Doctor.
#VACCINESSAVELIVES
Don't be like David. Get the vaccine & stay away from outbreak sites.
#nzpol #measles
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Here's my strong reaction to Sydney Sweeney's see through statement dress....
Cool. Hope she's doing good.
Shocking, I know.
#clothes #sydneysweeney #whocareswhatshewears
www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3608...
Cool. Hope she's doing good.
Shocking, I know.
#clothes #sydneysweeney #whocareswhatshewears
www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3608...
The strong reaction - both positive and negative - to Sydney Sweeney's seethrough statement dress
The liquid-metal look combined old-Hollywood glamour with a modern edge and generated a buzz online.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Here's my strong reaction to Sydney Sweeney's see through statement dress....
Cool. Hope she's doing good.
Shocking, I know.
#clothes #sydneysweeney #whocareswhatshewears
www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3608...
Cool. Hope she's doing good.
Shocking, I know.
#clothes #sydneysweeney #whocareswhatshewears
www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3608...
In a nutshell, Yes.
National so far this term:
Getting to your meeting 30 seconds quicker is a higher priority than protecting kids from cars on their way to school
Keeping school attendance up is a higher priority than protecting kids from measles
Saving a few bucks is a higher priority than a decent lunch
Getting to your meeting 30 seconds quicker is a higher priority than protecting kids from cars on their way to school
Keeping school attendance up is a higher priority than protecting kids from measles
Saving a few bucks is a higher priority than a decent lunch
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
In a nutshell, Yes.