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julia stiles from the 1999 hit movie “10 things I hate about you”

writing weekly reviews of regular stuff at: buttondown.email/enthusiasms
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internet café, bielsko-biała, poland (2014) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interne...
“professional-grade logistics” lol bro this is like average coordination with your kid’s friends’ parents for going sledding at the Good Hill later this afternoon
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 AM
it’s that time again
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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It seems clear Alex Pretti, a healthcare worker, was murdered for engaging in the exact kind of community care we hope all care workers to embody: the kind that doesn’t stop at the threshold of the hospital, the clinic, but that aims to care for and support the community where and how they can
January 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
actually, the moderate position is redacted
January 24, 2026 at 4:19 PM
oot and aboot review: at least it’s not windy? yet?
January 24, 2026 at 3:28 PM
the moderate position remains “straight to the hague do not pass go”
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 11:24 AM
the meanest thing a european has ever said to me while traveling was when i was working in italy — i declined a cigarette from a guy who then silently lit one, took a drag, exhaled and said, "all you americans think you'll never die"
January 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
okay on the bright side the four boxes of girl scout cookies i bought from a trans scout arrived
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 PM
dunkin advertising their lattes as being made with “protein milk” ………… okay why does that feel like it’s cum though
January 14, 2026 at 6:14 PM
12 days into 2026 like
January 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
check this shit out motherfucker *hits self in dick with kettlebell, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do*
Wait a second why can’t anyone in this video do a kettlebell swing lmao
Hegseth had cameras recording him working out with recruits today at UCLA
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
you don't have to watch more awful video but it's apparent what these insults to bottom-dwellers, absolute scum of the earth motherfuckers find exculpatory: their victims being visibly queer, being joyfully defiant, being unafraid, being women
January 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
sat around and cried for a solid 10 minutes this morning after my family left for the day—good work if you can get it!
January 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Really worth watching this interview with a bystander who witnessed the ICE shooting in Minneapolis: "I'm pretty right-leaning. But seeing this, this is not how we're supposed to be doing things in America.”
January 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
wow stuff is grim but on the other hand i donated like two gallons of pumped breast milk to support vulnerable lil bbs—luv 2 do a tits-based public good
January 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
truly has there been a better face on television than michele solara
January 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
welp
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
a not-so-funny part of this is this is not enough daycares—it’s nigh impossible to find spot in daycare around here!! we had to start looking before our kid was born!! but also if one of these dudes shows up at my son’s daycare I will [redacted]
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
no one who is younger and funnier than me is allowed to die—it’s not right!
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM