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Scott
@scottcoppersmith.bsky.social
· Dec 14
Waiter: And how spicy would you like that?
Me: Spicy enough to make my nose run but not my butthole.
Waiter:
My Partner: He’d like it mild.
Me: Spicy enough to make my nose run but not my butthole.
Waiter:
My Partner: He’d like it mild.
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This machine kills fajitas
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This machine kills fajitas
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Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
I just realized the men that send their kids to Indiana U are Hoosier daddies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I just realized the men that send their kids to Indiana U are Hoosier daddies.
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A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
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a contest for who can paint a room the fastest called a roller derby somebody write that down
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
a contest for who can paint a room the fastest called a roller derby somebody write that down
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life is like a box of hotdogs
September 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
life is like a box of hotdogs
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do you ever think about how cool trees are
September 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
do you ever think about how cool trees are
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(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby
September 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby
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Just once i'd like to see a shark wearing people tooth jewellery
August 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Just once i'd like to see a shark wearing people tooth jewellery
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Pistachios, aka tree clams.
September 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pistachios, aka tree clams.
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Frankenstein is my favorite story about what can go wrong when you try to make friends.
September 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Frankenstein is my favorite story about what can go wrong when you try to make friends.
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they should invent a nap that does your chores
August 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
they should invent a nap that does your chores
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brings a slide whistle to the fight
August 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
brings a slide whistle to the fight
Using the Internet Way Back Machine to see what the CDC recommended when it was trustworthy for a local TB outbreak
August 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Using the Internet Way Back Machine to see what the CDC recommended when it was trustworthy for a local TB outbreak
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It was called Madison Cool Garden until I walked in...
August 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It was called Madison Cool Garden until I walked in...
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A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??
August 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??
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boops your nose after sex
August 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
boops your nose after sex
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gimme that original sin, none of that derivative sin, plagiarized from the great sin masters
August 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
gimme that original sin, none of that derivative sin, plagiarized from the great sin masters
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What the women stationed in a base in Antartica told Kim Stanley Robinson when he asked them about the possibility of relationships with men there: “The odds are good — but the goods are odd.”
August 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
What the women stationed in a base in Antartica told Kim Stanley Robinson when he asked them about the possibility of relationships with men there: “The odds are good — but the goods are odd.”
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Long story short,my body is a wonderland as I wonder what will hurt in the morning.
August 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Long story short,my body is a wonderland as I wonder what will hurt in the morning.
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You strike me as someone who hits people
August 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You strike me as someone who hits people
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Referring to my caulk gun as my “oozy.”
July 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Referring to my caulk gun as my “oozy.”
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analogy is just the study of how one butthole compares to another
*annnnnnnd, send 👻*
*annnnnnnd, send 👻*
July 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
analogy is just the study of how one butthole compares to another
*annnnnnnd, send 👻*
*annnnnnnd, send 👻*