Sarah C Mueller
@sarahcmueller.bsky.social
Available for your strangest and most complicated genre TV projects.
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Contact – Sarah C. Mueller
sarahcmueller.com
I’m Sarah C! I’m a produced TV screenwriter with 10+ years of experience in rooms such as 12 Monkeys and Strange Angel and on productions such as the Emmy-winning Shogun!
My favorite genres are:
girls with swords
magic, but it doesn’t work
misanthropes with hope
monsters, horny
Hire me!
My favorite genres are:
girls with swords
magic, but it doesn’t work
misanthropes with hope
monsters, horny
Hire me!
4 episodes of Bridgerton is not enough dopamine to even put a dent in this week. I need at least 22 episodes. We deserve a world with 22 episode seasons of shows about cute people doing cute things!!
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
4 episodes of Bridgerton is not enough dopamine to even put a dent in this week. I need at least 22 episodes. We deserve a world with 22 episode seasons of shows about cute people doing cute things!!
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The 90s were so insane. why did I have to be a child
February 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The 90s were so insane. why did I have to be a child
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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TENNESSEE! A new bill in your legislature would make it even easier for randos to challenge books! Contact your state representatives to oppose the bill!
Tennessee bill would allow residents to request book removals from public libraries
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) — Fighting over books could expand from school libraries to public libraries. If a new bill passes in Tennessee’s legislature, anyone who lives in a county could ask t…
www.wkrn.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
TENNESSEE! A new bill in your legislature would make it even easier for randos to challenge books! Contact your state representatives to oppose the bill!
For everyone whose elderly parents’ iPhones just updated to “glass” :
Accessibility:
Motion>reduce motion
Display&text size>reduce transparency and increase contrast
Wallpaper:
Click on customize
Click on the clock typeface
>solid
Accessibility:
Motion>reduce motion
Display&text size>reduce transparency and increase contrast
Wallpaper:
Click on customize
Click on the clock typeface
>solid
February 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
For everyone whose elderly parents’ iPhones just updated to “glass” :
Accessibility:
Motion>reduce motion
Display&text size>reduce transparency and increase contrast
Wallpaper:
Click on customize
Click on the clock typeface
>solid
Accessibility:
Motion>reduce motion
Display&text size>reduce transparency and increase contrast
Wallpaper:
Click on customize
Click on the clock typeface
>solid
Sara Smile, because I am almost always forced to hear it under duress over shitty loud speakers in a retail hellscape and I am having a miserable time and it does absolutely nothing but piss me off further.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Sara Smile, because I am almost always forced to hear it under duress over shitty loud speakers in a retail hellscape and I am having a miserable time and it does absolutely nothing but piss me off further.
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Other countries have social safety nets. The US has women. Women whose paid and unpaid labor are toggled up or down depending on the whims of the men who engineered and profiteered our DIY society.
Roughly half a million women in the US exited the workforce in 2025, and 42% of those who voluntarily left cited their caregiving responsibilities as the main reason, according to a recent survey from Catalyst.
www.hr-brew.com/stories/2026...
www.hr-brew.com/stories/2026...
42% of women are leaving the workforce over lack of caregiver support
In a tight employment market, employers that offer less flexibility risk losing working caregivers, according to a Catalyst report.
www.hr-brew.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Other countries have social safety nets. The US has women. Women whose paid and unpaid labor are toggled up or down depending on the whims of the men who engineered and profiteered our DIY society.
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in woke 2 we're putting woke in everything. we're renaming it wokelahoma. we're eating fried wokera. we're having a shoot out at the woke-k corral
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
in woke 2 we're putting woke in everything. we're renaming it wokelahoma. we're eating fried wokera. we're having a shoot out at the woke-k corral
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Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
This is a good opportunity!
Hey folks!
Due to a series of unforeseen expenses, I need to raise some cash before royalty season rolls around at the beginning of April. Because of that, I am going to do something I don't usually do and offer paid mentoring sessions for aspiring writers.
Due to a series of unforeseen expenses, I need to raise some cash before royalty season rolls around at the beginning of April. Because of that, I am going to do something I don't usually do and offer paid mentoring sessions for aspiring writers.
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
This is a good opportunity!
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The unrepentant face of a goblin who just ate an ENTIRE pizza crust off the counter.
January 31, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The unrepentant face of a goblin who just ate an ENTIRE pizza crust off the counter.
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A very significant vote. The $75 billion can be taken away; this marks a clear vote by the Democratic caucus to do so.
👀 Every Senate Democrat + Collins and Murkowski just voted for the Bernie Sanders amendment to repeal the $75 billion in additional ICE funding under Trump’s “big beautiful bill.” The measure failed 49-51.
January 30, 2026 at 11:50 PM
A very significant vote. The $75 billion can be taken away; this marks a clear vote by the Democratic caucus to do so.
“Get gout, forget your wife’s name, slip a disc, experience mania, get divorced, start a business no one can explain, lose $200b, make a deal with satan, renege”
January 29, 2026 at 3:08 PM
“Get gout, forget your wife’s name, slip a disc, experience mania, get divorced, start a business no one can explain, lose $200b, make a deal with satan, renege”
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This lovely little walnut burl and myrtle vessel is still available in my shop. Excellent for dry arrangements and helping me shore up our housing bill for January before February... haha
www.galdrecraft.com/product/offe...
www.galdrecraft.com/product/offe...
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
This lovely little walnut burl and myrtle vessel is still available in my shop. Excellent for dry arrangements and helping me shore up our housing bill for January before February... haha
www.galdrecraft.com/product/offe...
www.galdrecraft.com/product/offe...
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This would work.
Can't wait for the inevitable undercover journalist who just simply buys a bunch of military wannabe garb from Amazon and just starts showing up to ICE activity and documents everything they say and do because there's no way to tell who is actually ICE.
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
This would work.
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Let this be the "Four dead in Ohio" of 2026.
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Let this be the "Four dead in Ohio" of 2026.
This is just a general reminder that you can label all graphic media on this app. Go to “labels” after you upload.
January 27, 2026 at 9:37 PM
This is just a general reminder that you can label all graphic media on this app. Go to “labels” after you upload.
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Bonus photo of the most optimistic dog in Reykjavík (it’s still closed)
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Bonus photo of the most optimistic dog in Reykjavík (it’s still closed)
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welcome to bluesky, a website where everyone knows what pogs are and what their favorite slammer looked like
You can just stack thin mints like pogs and say you tripped and fell with your mouth open. No one can question that.
January 27, 2026 at 3:26 AM
welcome to bluesky, a website where everyone knows what pogs are and what their favorite slammer looked like
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Tomorrow morning is today! Set aside five minutes to call/email/text/fax/yell at in person your reps to abolish ICE.
Tomorrow morning is a great time to call your reps and tell them to abolish ICE. I wrote a script you can use. And no, this is not a joke, it really is that simple.
Find Your Senators: www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
Find Your Representatives: www.house.gov/representati...
Find Your Senators: www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
Find Your Representatives: www.house.gov/representati...
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Tomorrow morning is today! Set aside five minutes to call/email/text/fax/yell at in person your reps to abolish ICE.
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it’s my viking blood that makes me afraid to ride the bus. they didn’t have those back then
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 AM
it’s my viking blood that makes me afraid to ride the bus. they didn’t have those back then
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my viking blood makes me need to ask a robot how to cook eggs
January 26, 2026 at 3:52 AM
my viking blood makes me need to ask a robot how to cook eggs