danielle weisberg
@danielleweisberg.bsky.social
I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???)
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dweisberg123@gmail.com for samples ✌️
https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
she/her
dweisberg123@gmail.com for samples ✌️
https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
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I would still like to staff on a television show btw. A live action half hour comedy would be very good. Or a WGA covered adult animated half hour. Just saying!!!!! thanks
sorry to my haters but I have moved onto the next step of knitting my sweater
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
sorry to my haters but I have moved onto the next step of knitting my sweater
someone should invent an age 34 that feels good to be
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
someone should invent an age 34 that feels good to be
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It'd be nice if our leaders stopped acting like this guy was some impossible-to-defeat Alexander the Great type instead of a big wet idiot.
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It'd be nice if our leaders stopped acting like this guy was some impossible-to-defeat Alexander the Great type instead of a big wet idiot.
I just love when Ina lists a few ingredients of what’s she about to make then says “I mean, how bad can that be?” so true queen
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I just love when Ina lists a few ingredients of what’s she about to make then says “I mean, how bad can that be?” so true queen
did they really cave to the healthcare ghouls while I was having a nice game of softball
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
did they really cave to the healthcare ghouls while I was having a nice game of softball
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“I think it’s a terrible mistake,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren says of the deal. “People want us to stand and fight for health care, and that's what I believe.” (via Igor Bobic, HuffPo) x.com/igorbobic/st...
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“I think it’s a terrible mistake,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren says of the deal. “People want us to stand and fight for health care, and that's what I believe.” (via Igor Bobic, HuffPo) x.com/igorbobic/st...
are there any other shows where the shows name is the same as a character in another show — like The Baker’s Wife (show) and Baker’s Wife (Into The Woods character)?
It’s hard to imagine a better production with a more stacked cast than the one of THE BAKER’S WIFE now onstage at CSC. In lesser hands it might be unbearably twee, but here it is lovingly staged and performed—a joy and a gem.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
are there any other shows where the shows name is the same as a character in another show — like The Baker’s Wife (show) and Baker’s Wife (Into The Woods character)?
as of now my healthcare is going up by $60 a month. Its current cost is already a strain. I am going outside to look at a tree
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
as of now my healthcare is going up by $60 a month. Its current cost is already a strain. I am going outside to look at a tree
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I never want to see another Funko Pop again for as long as I live
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I never want to see another Funko Pop again for as long as I live
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I feel like this also needs to be talked about while Russia is still bombing Ukraine
This is what Charlie Kirk's wife is involved in and makes her fortune doing, just so we're clear
#political
This is what Charlie Kirk's wife is involved in and makes her fortune doing, just so we're clear
#political
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I feel like this also needs to be talked about while Russia is still bombing Ukraine
This is what Charlie Kirk's wife is involved in and makes her fortune doing, just so we're clear
#political
This is what Charlie Kirk's wife is involved in and makes her fortune doing, just so we're clear
#political
wait are we supposed to be driving like.. sitting up straight? I thought we were all hunchy gargoyles
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
wait are we supposed to be driving like.. sitting up straight? I thought we were all hunchy gargoyles
well it’s a gorgeous november summer day here in Los Angeles
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
well it’s a gorgeous november summer day here in Los Angeles
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Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.
OpenAI faces 7 lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide, delusions
OpenAI is facing seven lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide and harmful delusions even when they had no prior mental health issues.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.
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This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.
maybe I’ll be interested in the advancement of humanoid robot technology when the designers stop always ONLY making a slender woman with hips and big tits. “Check out our incredible tech—“ you built a body you want to fuck
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
maybe I’ll be interested in the advancement of humanoid robot technology when the designers stop always ONLY making a slender woman with hips and big tits. “Check out our incredible tech—“ you built a body you want to fuck
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Disgraceful. Shame on the ADL. www.npr.org/2025/11/07/n...
ADL explains its Mamdani Monitor initiative: 'Never had an elected official like this before'
Jonathan Greenblatt, the Anti-Defamation League's CEO and national director, says there's never been a moment when antisemitic attitudes have been so high.
www.npr.org
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Disgraceful. Shame on the ADL. www.npr.org/2025/11/07/n...
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not to lib out or anything but man. a woman can be the speaker of the house and the paper of record will still mommyfy her 😭 what are we doing here, folks.
I lived and worked in SF for over a decade, in media and in the labor movement, and never heard a single person refer to Nancy Pelosi as “mom” wtaf
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
not to lib out or anything but man. a woman can be the speaker of the house and the paper of record will still mommyfy her 😭 what are we doing here, folks.
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Indeed, he was allowed to to kill all those children because he is so rich
The man who ended USAID is the world's first trillionaire
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Indeed, he was allowed to to kill all those children because he is so rich
Jews who are quaking in fear over Zohran’s win need to get several grips
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Jews who are quaking in fear over Zohran’s win need to get several grips
amazing news. I am at the airport so early and my gate exists. It’s there! Just like I had hoped
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
amazing news. I am at the airport so early and my gate exists. It’s there! Just like I had hoped
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
ok I like democracy again
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
ok I like democracy again
the big family group chat is popping off and we all live in California
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
the big family group chat is popping off and we all live in California
MAMDANI LETS GOOOOOO
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
MAMDANI LETS GOOOOOO