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danielle weisberg
@danielleweisberg.bsky.social
I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???)

she/her

dweisberg123@gmail.com for samples ✌️
https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
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it’s that time once again! I am looking for work. I would love that work to be full time! I would love even more for it to be staff writing work on a television show!!
having a Good Time because petrichor is one of my favorite smells but also having a Bad Time because of Everything Else
February 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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a fucking pedophile sexually abused nearly every prospective and actual Olympian gymnast for over two decades, and the political discourse is hyper-fixated on the hypothetical unfairness of trans girls competing with cis girls
1 reason why I get so angry at anti-trans "safety in women's sports" people is NONE of them do SHIT or say ANYTHING about actual safety in womens sport. There are ongoing histories and challenges and abuses in sport, and folks are more than welcome to pay attention, and give a damn. But they don't.
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I do think because I don’t drink coffee/ only drink one cup of caffeinated tea per day that for me candy should count as energy materials and not sugar. Like it should fall under the category that caffeine does and not dessert. Ok
February 17, 2026 at 7:18 AM
you know what would hit so hard right now is walking around aimlessly at Cost Plus World Market
February 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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A North Hollywood nonprofit is helping feed Angelenos by ensuring that farmers market produce doesn’t go to waste.

🔗 https://ow.ly/7lJL50YgL4l
✍️ Cato Hernández
📸 Cato Hernández

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February 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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This scheme to make passports harder to obtain comes as Republicans are trying to make passports one of the few documents that can be presented in order to be permitted to register to vote.
State Department orders nonprofit libraries to stop processing passport applications
The State Department has ordered nonprofit public libraries to stop taking passport applications, cutting off a popular local service.
apnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I love when they cut to the warm up room and show you the Olympic athletes doing a casual warm up that would be a civilian’s like hardest workout
February 16, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I overheard two men talking about women’s reproductive age-related “biology” and whewwww boy. Open those damn schools. I don’t care that one was in his 50s and one in his 20s. Send them to school
February 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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Of course there is another analysis about the warehouses being empty in the first place and the alignment of corporate greed, offshoring, etc and ginned up resentment towards immigrants benefitting all the same people.
February 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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I helped mobilize a group of neighbors to provide direct aid to nearly 50 families who are in hiding from ICE.

These folks deserve fresh, familiar foods. So we're purchasing groceries direct from neighborhood Latino markets whenever we can.

Venmo @kristina-halvorson to help, and please repost.
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
wait did Milano cookies not even release a special Cortina Olympic flavor for these events?? Do I have to think of everything around here????
February 15, 2026 at 6:13 AM
banking app had a pop up survey asking if I’m enjoying the app so I said yes in case the robots want to thank me by putting some money in my account
February 15, 2026 at 5:34 AM
alternatively, please consider the vintage classic “wack”
Ableism tip

Stop saying lame when what you mean is bogus
February 15, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Loooove the idea of a romantic park picnic. so cute. But let’s be clear if there is no bathroom that picnic will be one hour long
February 15, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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If two strong friends lift each other off the ground at the same time they will soar through the air forever
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
my main criticism of seeing Wuthering Heights was realizing the book was written 180 years ago and people are still dying from pregnancy related sepsis even though we have every tool and all the knowledge to prevent that
February 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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everyone’s saying “people are NIMBYs about concentration camps” and yeah, I don’t want a concentration camp in my neighborhood, or anywhere

you know who I don’t mind in my neighborhood?

free immigrants, undocumented or otherwise
February 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Also I feel like in Olympics past the figure skaters kind of ignored the judges or at least just played to them in passing and now it seems every single skater and pair is going right up to the table like hellooooo wink wink hi judgey wudges
February 14, 2026 at 7:13 AM
I’m so proud of the male figure skater from Taiwan
February 14, 2026 at 7:12 AM
when you’re knitting something confusing you have to be watching something not confusing in the background. But when you are knitting something not confusing you get to watch something confusing as a treat. These are two of the main Rules of Knitting
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 AM
spiritually speaking one piece of dominos pizza is like 1/3rd of a normal piece of any other pizza. So you can eat a lot more of it and feel like you somehow did not eat an entire pizza
February 14, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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When you add this to his treatment of homeless people in California, and I’m sorry but also his blowing off of his own Covid rules, it’s an absolute non-starter. Yes, he sometimes says swears and writes in all caps to mock Trump. That does not equal “a good president.”
There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.

I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.

There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
this Czech sibling pair is really giving Blades of Glory vibes
February 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM