danielle weisberg
@danielleweisberg.bsky.social
I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???)
she/her
dweisberg123@gmail.com for samples ✌️
https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
she/her
dweisberg123@gmail.com for samples ✌️
https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
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I would still like to staff on a television show btw. A live action half hour comedy would be very good. Or a WGA covered adult animated half hour. Just saying!!!!! thanks
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Happy New Year! You never know when things in this business are happening so I’m not waiting — I need a new gig!
I could be your next favorite WA or an excellent staff writer bringing 12 years of comedy room experience, 3 freelances, and 1 WGA award nom!! Think of me pls!! I love to work!!
I could be your next favorite WA or an excellent staff writer bringing 12 years of comedy room experience, 3 freelances, and 1 WGA award nom!! Think of me pls!! I love to work!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Happy New Year! You never know when things in this business are happening so I’m not waiting — I need a new gig!
I could be your next favorite WA or an excellent staff writer bringing 12 years of comedy room experience, 3 freelances, and 1 WGA award nom!! Think of me pls!! I love to work!!
I could be your next favorite WA or an excellent staff writer bringing 12 years of comedy room experience, 3 freelances, and 1 WGA award nom!! Think of me pls!! I love to work!!
got like 1,000 steps today just walking my baby nephew around while he was fussy. Exercise is easy
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
got like 1,000 steps today just walking my baby nephew around while he was fussy. Exercise is easy
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We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
Happy New Year! You never know when things in this business are happening so I’m not waiting — I need a new gig!
I could be your next favorite WA or an excellent staff writer bringing 12 years of comedy room experience, 3 freelances, and 1 WGA award nom!! Think of me pls!! I love to work!!
I could be your next favorite WA or an excellent staff writer bringing 12 years of comedy room experience, 3 freelances, and 1 WGA award nom!! Think of me pls!! I love to work!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Happy New Year! You never know when things in this business are happening so I’m not waiting — I need a new gig!
I could be your next favorite WA or an excellent staff writer bringing 12 years of comedy room experience, 3 freelances, and 1 WGA award nom!! Think of me pls!! I love to work!!
I could be your next favorite WA or an excellent staff writer bringing 12 years of comedy room experience, 3 freelances, and 1 WGA award nom!! Think of me pls!! I love to work!!
Heated Rivalry YOUR IMPACT
Even made it onto SportsCenter, too.
What a wonderful way to kick the year off.
What a wonderful way to kick the year off.
January 1, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Heated Rivalry YOUR IMPACT
I love that the mayor is sworn it at midnight on new years. There is some whimsy left in this world
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I love that the mayor is sworn it at midnight on new years. There is some whimsy left in this world
I’ve been locked out of this dumb app all day and all I wanted to say was some dumb shit like happy new year and I hope you all have a better year next year than you did this year and I hope your dreams come true.
Jfc
Jfc
January 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I’ve been locked out of this dumb app all day and all I wanted to say was some dumb shit like happy new year and I hope you all have a better year next year than you did this year and I hope your dreams come true.
Jfc
Jfc
I thought I was out of Say Yes to the Dresses but there are still a few more I haven’t seen…… blessings upon blessings while I knit……. an end of year miracle
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I thought I was out of Say Yes to the Dresses but there are still a few more I haven’t seen…… blessings upon blessings while I knit……. an end of year miracle
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I think we need to wipe out describing watching films, reading books, listening to music etc as "consuming content" before any kind of healing can begin
December 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I think we need to wipe out describing watching films, reading books, listening to music etc as "consuming content" before any kind of healing can begin
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I would still like to staff on a television show btw. A live action half hour comedy would be very good. Or a WGA covered adult animated half hour. Just saying!!!!! thanks
September 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I would still like to staff on a television show btw. A live action half hour comedy would be very good. Or a WGA covered adult animated half hour. Just saying!!!!! thanks
the theater kid allegations hit extra hard when I get spammy political texts about forming new PACs because all my brain sees is is Performing Arts Center and I wish it were that instead
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
the theater kid allegations hit extra hard when I get spammy political texts about forming new PACs because all my brain sees is is Performing Arts Center and I wish it were that instead
I do not believe all these podcasters are drinking liquid IV. I need a more convincing ad read or perhaps a more convincing product to shill as someone who sits and talks. Lozenges perhaps
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I do not believe all these podcasters are drinking liquid IV. I need a more convincing ad read or perhaps a more convincing product to shill as someone who sits and talks. Lozenges perhaps
nothing like a smooth bossa nova while eating pad Thai am I right folks
December 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
nothing like a smooth bossa nova while eating pad Thai am I right folks
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not me and my sisters all having sinus infections in the last week and a half 💅💅💅 it’s called solidarity sweetie
December 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
not me and my sisters all having sinus infections in the last week and a half 💅💅💅 it’s called solidarity sweetie
Last Holiday - a perfect film. No notes. more starring vehicles for Queen Latifah
December 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Last Holiday - a perfect film. No notes. more starring vehicles for Queen Latifah
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
Why do the prednisone pills taste so bad? why would They do that to me specifically
December 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Why do the prednisone pills taste so bad? why would They do that to me specifically
Reba is one of our finest multicam actors because she understands she’s in a play
December 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Reba is one of our finest multicam actors because she understands she’s in a play
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Pour one out for Jim Moylan
RIP The Guy Who Put The Little Arrow On Your Fuel Gauge Though I Think There Was An Earlier One - The Autopian
If there’s one car fact or Easter Egg or detail (or whatever you want to call it) that seems to delight non-car-obsessed people more than any other one, I think it has to be this one: fuel gauges tend...
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December 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Pour one out for Jim Moylan
not me and my sisters all having sinus infections in the last week and a half 💅💅💅 it’s called solidarity sweetie
December 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
not me and my sisters all having sinus infections in the last week and a half 💅💅💅 it’s called solidarity sweetie
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Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343
Caruso knocking down the movie theater where I had my first date so he can put up luxury apartments in a city that needs affordable housing…… that man will never be elected to office on my watch…….
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Caruso knocking down the movie theater where I had my first date so he can put up luxury apartments in a city that needs affordable housing…… that man will never be elected to office on my watch…….
I have been prescribed many things for what turned out to be a sinus infection, including a steroid. I haven’t read all the literature but I assume my big muscles will appear immediately?
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have been prescribed many things for what turned out to be a sinus infection, including a steroid. I haven’t read all the literature but I assume my big muscles will appear immediately?
I don’t think urgent cares should be closed on Christmas actually. Because I am Jewish and I would like antibiotics
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I don’t think urgent cares should be closed on Christmas actually. Because I am Jewish and I would like antibiotics