danielle weisberg
@danielleweisberg.bsky.social
I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???)
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dweisberg123@gmail.com for samples ✌️
https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
she/her
dweisberg123@gmail.com for samples ✌️
https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
Pfister? I hardly
October 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Pfister? I hardly
“to the best of my knowledge” doing a lot of heavy lifting here
September 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“to the best of my knowledge” doing a lot of heavy lifting here
my phone says I drew this in 2017. There have been so many mass shootings in my life that I don’t even remember which one this was about
August 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
my phone says I drew this in 2017. There have been so many mass shootings in my life that I don’t even remember which one this was about
It’s wild how so many republicans have never had one real problem in their life. Like babes go through One Serious Trauma and you will not care about any insignificant shit like the changing logo of a company that once paid you minimum wage.
August 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It’s wild how so many republicans have never had one real problem in their life. Like babes go through One Serious Trauma and you will not care about any insignificant shit like the changing logo of a company that once paid you minimum wage.
The Life of a Showgirl
August 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The Life of a Showgirl
guess what baby I did background on The Rookie and my annoyed face made the cut. Season finale very first scene you’ll see this disgruntled mouse. The direction was “be unimpressed” and my mom said I “looked very natural” because I “have a lot of experience being annoyed.”
August 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
guess what baby I did background on The Rookie and my annoyed face made the cut. Season finale very first scene you’ll see this disgruntled mouse. The direction was “be unimpressed” and my mom said I “looked very natural” because I “have a lot of experience being annoyed.”
Dean will be the only ICE agent willingly unmasked, desperately hoping to be recognized.
August 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Dean will be the only ICE agent willingly unmasked, desperately hoping to be recognized.
hi!!! I said I was going to post when I finished my last knitting project and I forgot until right now. Here is the “It’s A Beautiful Day To Play” blanket designed for a new baby in the fam — pattern incoming!! (Pic taken while blocking so it’s pinned on blocking mats and a beach towel)
July 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
hi!!! I said I was going to post when I finished my last knitting project and I forgot until right now. Here is the “It’s A Beautiful Day To Play” blanket designed for a new baby in the fam — pattern incoming!! (Pic taken while blocking so it’s pinned on blocking mats and a beach towel)
happy 5th of July
July 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
happy 5th of July
LOOK AT MY TINY GRAPE
June 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
LOOK AT MY TINY GRAPE
I had a dream I was pressuring a politician to be honest about production conditions of carnauba wax and finally got her to admit it’s made with slave labor and when I woke up I was confused bc I don’t even know what that is so I looked it up and perhaps I’m clairvoyant ??
May 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I had a dream I was pressuring a politician to be honest about production conditions of carnauba wax and finally got her to admit it’s made with slave labor and when I woke up I was confused bc I don’t even know what that is so I looked it up and perhaps I’m clairvoyant ??
I finally got to give my friend her baby blanket today that I knitted and now that it’s out in the world I can show you all that I taught myself how to knit a baseball. I stuffed the baseball with yarn so it’s squishy. I’m going to write the pattern eventually but until then look how cute thanks
May 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I finally got to give my friend her baby blanket today that I knitted and now that it’s out in the world I can show you all that I taught myself how to knit a baseball. I stuffed the baseball with yarn so it’s squishy. I’m going to write the pattern eventually but until then look how cute thanks
I guess I’m mostly wondering why people are so excited over the Dubai chocolate bars as if they’re new when they are clearly just Reptar Bars. and not even in the fun shape of Reptar himself
May 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I guess I’m mostly wondering why people are so excited over the Dubai chocolate bars as if they’re new when they are clearly just Reptar Bars. and not even in the fun shape of Reptar himself
6-year-old me was a little confused on name spelling but she had the spirit - yeah that’s “ercealagest” (archaeologist)
May 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
6-year-old me was a little confused on name spelling but she had the spirit - yeah that’s “ercealagest” (archaeologist)
This is literally just the Dril tweet. Proposed to halve or cut entirely the Youth Development jobs, cut or eliminate jobs in Aging, cut, eliminate, or consolidate jobs in Economic and Workforce Development, and to only have 19 jobs in the Department of Disability, but we’ll still have 13,612 cops.
April 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
This is literally just the Dril tweet. Proposed to halve or cut entirely the Youth Development jobs, cut or eliminate jobs in Aging, cut, eliminate, or consolidate jobs in Economic and Workforce Development, and to only have 19 jobs in the Department of Disability, but we’ll still have 13,612 cops.
wait… any catholic man can be New Pope?? let’s have a Late Night Pope Wars. a Comedy Conclave. A talk show host gets a frock and new post.
April 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
wait… any catholic man can be New Pope?? let’s have a Late Night Pope Wars. a Comedy Conclave. A talk show host gets a frock and new post.
