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It’s Content all the way down. We live in Jean Baudrillard’s vision of hell
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protest opsec discourse is so dumb because if you actually thought the government was going to hunt you down and arrest you (or worse) for protesting you should delete all your socila media and flee the country immediately because you can't win by protesting anymore at that point
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
protest opsec discourse is so dumb because if you actually thought the government was going to hunt you down and arrest you (or worse) for protesting you should delete all your socila media and flee the country immediately because you can't win by protesting anymore at that point
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
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January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
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The Commerce Secretary brought his kids to party with a pedophile
But the new Epstein files show a series of subsequent interactions. That included this email from Lutnick about bringing his family and others to visit Epstein at his private island, Little St. James.
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January 30, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The Commerce Secretary brought his kids to party with a pedophile
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we should probably have just jailed the people spreading antivaxx crap for false, publicly harmful information tbh.
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 AM
we should probably have just jailed the people spreading antivaxx crap for false, publicly harmful information tbh.
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no, like, genuinely, people massively underrate the effect of the propaganda push on all of it. especially out west.
if we had real investigative services there'd be a *lineup* for federal charges on foreign influence
if we had real investigative services there'd be a *lineup* for federal charges on foreign influence
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
no, like, genuinely, people massively underrate the effect of the propaganda push on all of it. especially out west.
if we had real investigative services there'd be a *lineup* for federal charges on foreign influence
if we had real investigative services there'd be a *lineup* for federal charges on foreign influence
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The Speaker of the House: The Hon. Prime Minister.
The Hon. PM: Mr Speaker, I want that twink obliterated.
The Hon. PM: Mr Speaker, I want that twink obliterated.
January 30, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The Speaker of the House: The Hon. Prime Minister.
The Hon. PM: Mr Speaker, I want that twink obliterated.
The Hon. PM: Mr Speaker, I want that twink obliterated.
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the ideal for a social democrat is to do radical shit but come off as nice guy doing normal things
It also benefits leftish pols that scan as centrist to the public. Andy Beshear has been admirably principled as a centre-left gov in a deep red state, but the GOP consistently failed to convince the public that the aw-shucks white guy with Lego hair was a Communist revolutionary.
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
the ideal for a social democrat is to do radical shit but come off as nice guy doing normal things
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I like neither Ezra Klein nor shouting down speakers. I think Ezra Klein profits, metaphorically and literally, by being shouted down by Sarah Lawrence students, and that doing it to him was more or less like trying to discourage a dog by throwing bacon at it.
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January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I like neither Ezra Klein nor shouting down speakers. I think Ezra Klein profits, metaphorically and literally, by being shouted down by Sarah Lawrence students, and that doing it to him was more or less like trying to discourage a dog by throwing bacon at it.
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The national press desperately misses having Biden around to beat up, so they are vowing to make the 2028 Dem primary all about Biden ... and having the gall to pretend that it's *voters* who want this.
January 30, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The national press desperately misses having Biden around to beat up, so they are vowing to make the 2028 Dem primary all about Biden ... and having the gall to pretend that it's *voters* who want this.
They’re calling it the least serious job posting in the history of job postings, maybe ever
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 10:26 PM
They’re calling it the least serious job posting in the history of job postings, maybe ever
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What's bonkers is that I don't ever see Republicans even half-assing a denial.
Like @kavi.bsky.social raised a good point in that this is to Republicans what Gaza was to Democrats.
But even there, some people defended Biden's Gaza policy. *Nobody* defends Trump on this.
Like @kavi.bsky.social raised a good point in that this is to Republicans what Gaza was to Democrats.
But even there, some people defended Biden's Gaza policy. *Nobody* defends Trump on this.
It's crazy how the president is a pedophile and everyone knows it
January 30, 2026 at 10:22 PM
What's bonkers is that I don't ever see Republicans even half-assing a denial.
Like @kavi.bsky.social raised a good point in that this is to Republicans what Gaza was to Democrats.
But even there, some people defended Biden's Gaza policy. *Nobody* defends Trump on this.
Like @kavi.bsky.social raised a good point in that this is to Republicans what Gaza was to Democrats.
But even there, some people defended Biden's Gaza policy. *Nobody* defends Trump on this.
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Basically everyone hired in any federal law enforcement agency from Jan 21 2025 onward needs to be fired on day one of the next administration. There will be some innocent victims, yes, but that’s where we’re at.
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Basically everyone hired in any federal law enforcement agency from Jan 21 2025 onward needs to be fired on day one of the next administration. There will be some innocent victims, yes, but that’s where we’re at.
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AOC calls for the impeachment of Attorney General Pam Bondi:
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
AOC calls for the impeachment of Attorney General Pam Bondi:
Plato is “cooking is dangerous especially with live fire” and Aristotle is “it’s nothing hard I drive high every day”
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Plato is “cooking is dangerous especially with live fire” and Aristotle is “it’s nothing hard I drive high every day”
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these two people make identical posts about politics also
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
these two people make identical posts about politics also
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*squee* vs Smoking Cigarettes as a Personality
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
*squee* vs Smoking Cigarettes as a Personality
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ah the two genders of Bluesky
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
ah the two genders of Bluesky
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Wherein, Elon asks to stop at the island. And more, now, deleted files.
January 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Wherein, Elon asks to stop at the island. And more, now, deleted files.
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they want to kill as many people as possible, especially the ones that offend them through their existence, before killing themselves. it’s the ideology of a terminally online school shooter.
January 30, 2026 at 8:07 PM
they want to kill as many people as possible, especially the ones that offend them through their existence, before killing themselves. it’s the ideology of a terminally online school shooter.
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dooming is not the solution. you move mountains by starting with small stones. the revolution starts at home. take your meds
every moment you live is an affront to the fascist project. take your meds. harass your local ice thugs
it’s still important. you must keep living. they want you to die and you can’t let them get what they want
January 30, 2026 at 8:20 PM
dooming is not the solution. you move mountains by starting with small stones. the revolution starts at home. take your meds
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the federal government is arresting journalists not only without a warrant but after being explicitly denied a warrant
i wonder what our freedom of speech warriors like Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss have to say about this
i wonder what our freedom of speech warriors like Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss have to say about this
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 PM
the federal government is arresting journalists not only without a warrant but after being explicitly denied a warrant
i wonder what our freedom of speech warriors like Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss have to say about this
i wonder what our freedom of speech warriors like Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss have to say about this
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This story has been corrected
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This story has been corrected
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except for deleting those files with accusations about Trump after the were (inadvertenly?) posted by DOJ
kinda proves again that this guy is a fucking untrustworthy liar who still sees himself as Trump's personal lawyer
kinda proves again that this guy is a fucking untrustworthy liar who still sees himself as Trump's personal lawyer
Q: Can you assure the public that Trump, like every other prominent person whose name came up in the Epstein files, that all docs, photos, and anything relevant to him is being released?
BLANCHE: I mean, yes. I can assure we complied with the statute and did not protect President Trump
BLANCHE: I mean, yes. I can assure we complied with the statute and did not protect President Trump
January 30, 2026 at 8:12 PM
except for deleting those files with accusations about Trump after the were (inadvertenly?) posted by DOJ
kinda proves again that this guy is a fucking untrustworthy liar who still sees himself as Trump's personal lawyer
kinda proves again that this guy is a fucking untrustworthy liar who still sees himself as Trump's personal lawyer
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The story is driver with a Trump flag deliberately rammed a girl
But NYT headline makes it sound like an accident & **doesn’t even mention that the car had a driver** until the 3rd paragraph
But NYT headline makes it sound like an accident & **doesn’t even mention that the car had a driver** until the 3rd paragraph
Car Hits High School Student in Nebraska During an Anti-ICE Protest
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January 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The story is driver with a Trump flag deliberately rammed a girl
But NYT headline makes it sound like an accident & **doesn’t even mention that the car had a driver** until the 3rd paragraph
But NYT headline makes it sound like an accident & **doesn’t even mention that the car had a driver** until the 3rd paragraph