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It’s Content all the way down. We live in Jean Baudrillard’s vision of hell
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“America is a dangerous place at the moment, so you have to take that into account.
“It’s very sad because I feel like Queen grew up in America, and we love it, but it’s not what it was. Everyone is thinking twice about going there at the moment.”
Read: bit.ly/3NQCd7l
“It’s very sad because I feel like Queen grew up in America, and we love it, but it’s not what it was. Everyone is thinking twice about going there at the moment.”
Read: bit.ly/3NQCd7l
January 31, 2026 at 6:00 AM
“America is a dangerous place at the moment, so you have to take that into account.
“It’s very sad because I feel like Queen grew up in America, and we love it, but it’s not what it was. Everyone is thinking twice about going there at the moment.”
Read: bit.ly/3NQCd7l
“It’s very sad because I feel like Queen grew up in America, and we love it, but it’s not what it was. Everyone is thinking twice about going there at the moment.”
Read: bit.ly/3NQCd7l
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as an expert linguist Chomsky understood that technically it was hebephilia.
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 AM
as an expert linguist Chomsky understood that technically it was hebephilia.
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Police love to declare protests as riots as it offers them an excuse to use CC weapons, the use of which gives the chaotic imagery you tend to see in event reporting. Way easier to manufacture consent about 'unruly' protests when tear gas & flashbangs provide the aesthetic of a war zone.
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Police love to declare protests as riots as it offers them an excuse to use CC weapons, the use of which gives the chaotic imagery you tend to see in event reporting. Way easier to manufacture consent about 'unruly' protests when tear gas & flashbangs provide the aesthetic of a war zone.
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the epstein stuff is disturbing not just morally but epistemically. how much of the random stuff that is happening now that seems kind bad is, in fact, the work of one rich pervert I'm going to find out about in 30 years?
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 AM
the epstein stuff is disturbing not just morally but epistemically. how much of the random stuff that is happening now that seems kind bad is, in fact, the work of one rich pervert I'm going to find out about in 30 years?
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this is the nightmare blunt rotation's nightmare blunt rotation
Elon Musk, Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen on a Carribean island at Christmastime?
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
January 31, 2026 at 1:36 AM
this is the nightmare blunt rotation's nightmare blunt rotation
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protest opsec discourse is so dumb because if you actually thought the government was going to hunt you down and arrest you (or worse) for protesting you should delete all your socila media and flee the country immediately because you can't win by protesting anymore at that point
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
protest opsec discourse is so dumb because if you actually thought the government was going to hunt you down and arrest you (or worse) for protesting you should delete all your socila media and flee the country immediately because you can't win by protesting anymore at that point
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
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The Commerce Secretary brought his kids to party with a pedophile
But the new Epstein files show a series of subsequent interactions. That included this email from Lutnick about bringing his family and others to visit Epstein at his private island, Little St. James.
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January 30, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The Commerce Secretary brought his kids to party with a pedophile
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we should probably have just jailed the people spreading antivaxx crap for false, publicly harmful information tbh.
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 AM
we should probably have just jailed the people spreading antivaxx crap for false, publicly harmful information tbh.
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no, like, genuinely, people massively underrate the effect of the propaganda push on all of it. especially out west.
if we had real investigative services there'd be a *lineup* for federal charges on foreign influence
if we had real investigative services there'd be a *lineup* for federal charges on foreign influence
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
no, like, genuinely, people massively underrate the effect of the propaganda push on all of it. especially out west.
if we had real investigative services there'd be a *lineup* for federal charges on foreign influence
if we had real investigative services there'd be a *lineup* for federal charges on foreign influence
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The Speaker of the House: The Hon. Prime Minister.
The Hon. PM: Mr Speaker, I want that twink obliterated.
The Hon. PM: Mr Speaker, I want that twink obliterated.
January 30, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The Speaker of the House: The Hon. Prime Minister.
The Hon. PM: Mr Speaker, I want that twink obliterated.
The Hon. PM: Mr Speaker, I want that twink obliterated.
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the ideal for a social democrat is to do radical shit but come off as nice guy doing normal things
It also benefits leftish pols that scan as centrist to the public. Andy Beshear has been admirably principled as a centre-left gov in a deep red state, but the GOP consistently failed to convince the public that the aw-shucks white guy with Lego hair was a Communist revolutionary.
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
the ideal for a social democrat is to do radical shit but come off as nice guy doing normal things
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I like neither Ezra Klein nor shouting down speakers. I think Ezra Klein profits, metaphorically and literally, by being shouted down by Sarah Lawrence students, and that doing it to him was more or less like trying to discourage a dog by throwing bacon at it.
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January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I like neither Ezra Klein nor shouting down speakers. I think Ezra Klein profits, metaphorically and literally, by being shouted down by Sarah Lawrence students, and that doing it to him was more or less like trying to discourage a dog by throwing bacon at it.
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The national press desperately misses having Biden around to beat up, so they are vowing to make the 2028 Dem primary all about Biden ... and having the gall to pretend that it's *voters* who want this.
January 30, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The national press desperately misses having Biden around to beat up, so they are vowing to make the 2028 Dem primary all about Biden ... and having the gall to pretend that it's *voters* who want this.
They’re calling it the least serious job posting in the history of job postings, maybe ever
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 10:26 PM
They’re calling it the least serious job posting in the history of job postings, maybe ever
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What's bonkers is that I don't ever see Republicans even half-assing a denial.
Like @kavi.bsky.social raised a good point in that this is to Republicans what Gaza was to Democrats.
But even there, some people defended Biden's Gaza policy. *Nobody* defends Trump on this.
Like @kavi.bsky.social raised a good point in that this is to Republicans what Gaza was to Democrats.
But even there, some people defended Biden's Gaza policy. *Nobody* defends Trump on this.
It's crazy how the president is a pedophile and everyone knows it
January 30, 2026 at 10:22 PM
What's bonkers is that I don't ever see Republicans even half-assing a denial.
Like @kavi.bsky.social raised a good point in that this is to Republicans what Gaza was to Democrats.
But even there, some people defended Biden's Gaza policy. *Nobody* defends Trump on this.
Like @kavi.bsky.social raised a good point in that this is to Republicans what Gaza was to Democrats.
But even there, some people defended Biden's Gaza policy. *Nobody* defends Trump on this.
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Basically everyone hired in any federal law enforcement agency from Jan 21 2025 onward needs to be fired on day one of the next administration. There will be some innocent victims, yes, but that’s where we’re at.
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Basically everyone hired in any federal law enforcement agency from Jan 21 2025 onward needs to be fired on day one of the next administration. There will be some innocent victims, yes, but that’s where we’re at.
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AOC calls for the impeachment of Attorney General Pam Bondi:
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
AOC calls for the impeachment of Attorney General Pam Bondi:
Plato is “cooking is dangerous especially with live fire” and Aristotle is “it’s nothing hard I drive high every day”
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Plato is “cooking is dangerous especially with live fire” and Aristotle is “it’s nothing hard I drive high every day”
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these two people make identical posts about politics also
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
these two people make identical posts about politics also
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*squee* vs Smoking Cigarettes as a Personality
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
*squee* vs Smoking Cigarettes as a Personality
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ah the two genders of Bluesky
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
ah the two genders of Bluesky
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Wherein, Elon asks to stop at the island. And more, now, deleted files.
January 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Wherein, Elon asks to stop at the island. And more, now, deleted files.