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Jordan Carlson
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Canadian postdoc in Japan.
Energy, sustainability, unrelated ramblings.
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Equalizing electricity prices between residential, commercial, and industrial customers would save households - aka voters - 21% on their electricity bills. Commercial prices would go up 1%. Industrial prices would go up 59% because residential and commercial customers deeply subsidize them today.
7. Residential customers - aka you and me, aka voters - pay 28% more (16.5 c/kWh, 2024 average) than commercial customers (12.9 c/kWh) and 201% more than industrial (8.2 c/kWh). This trend is accelerating: Residential prices rose 27% from 2019-2023, vs. 21% for commercial and 19% for industrial.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Youre so vain you think these subtweets are about you
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Thanks to everyone who's read this. It's genuinely nice to be heard. 🙏

The writing itself only took a couple hours, but one reason I struggled to put something together before was that it was hard to sufficiently explain work realities without it drowning out the moral thrust I wanted to convey.
I wrote more words about how it feels to be a translator watching the games press report on AI and labor, coming from a field that's fought these battles for decades. It may look like I'm beating up on one outlet, but it's not about them; I've been trying to write this for me and my peers all year.
You Can't Report on Hunger While Taking Bread Off the Table
On the proliferation of machine translation in video game outlets covering the effects of AI on labor.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I am hiring 4 postdoctoral researchers for up to 4 years each. Topics include ice sheet reconstruction, GIA, spatial stats, and satellite geodesy. Based in Tasmania.

All details are here: careers.utas.edu.au/en/listing/ with titles below

I am also recruiting multiple PhD students (see below)

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Current Vacancies
careers.utas.edu.au
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This is the most "Dudes Rock" story of someone doing a very silly thing (without harming anyone) in a while
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Remembering how my first job in Japan was deciphering U.S. politics to members of the Japanese Diet
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It is “they turned the hot section of the building vending machines back from cold to hot” day in Fukuoka so lunch is being followed by hot chocolate out of a can.
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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If the US system remains trapped in an endless knife fight between a party of good government and a party of nihilistic governance then Europeans need to accept that the US will no longer be a stable partner long after Trump is gone
I'd just like to point out that we spent an entire shipment of air defense interceptors' worth of money on new signs for a name change that isn't even legally the name of the DoD.

Ukraine is currently experiencing rolling blackouts from Russian strikes, btw.
Letterheads and signage alone would quickly run the bill upward of $1 billion, with a full overhaul likely rising to double that amount.
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Scientists operate on principles of good faith. But this is just ridiculous. If you, dear reader, take nothing else away from The Drain paper, it is that publishers cannot be invited to the table any longer.

They can participate and carve a space, but they can't be part of shaping policy.

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November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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The solutions of the past 3 decades have failed to change the incentives of #PublishOrPerish. As a result, researcher funding, time, control, and trust has been lost.

The ONE CONSTANT in the wake of the serial crisis, #PlanS and #OpenAccess reform has been publish profit margins.

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November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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We wrote the Strain on scientific publishing to highlight the problems of time & trust. With a fantastic group of co-authors, we present The Drain of Scientific Publishing:

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Drain: arxiv.org/abs/2511.04820
Strain: direct.mit.edu/qss/article/...
Oligopoly: direct.mit.edu/qss/article/...
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Read the letter:
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.

So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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If any researchers--particularly early career scientists--would like to share their experiences trying to secure a PhD, postdoc, or asst prof position in the current funding/political environment, please let me know. I'm working on a story to run in January. You can be on the record or anonymous.
I'm a science journalist attending the @entsocamerica.bsky.social conference in Portland, Oregon--but only for today and tomorrow. #EntSoc25

Since I wasn't able to go to the whole thing, hit me with suggestions! What have been the best talks? What stories need to reach the public?
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is correct.

With that said, and in the spirit of "this applies to every -ist": guitarists making fun of bassists (and vice versa) for the dumbest things is still always funny.
have said some version of this like twenty times so a longer treatment seemed due
When To Vague
segyges.leaflet.pub
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Random thought: were the EU to take seriously data sovereignty, what’s the plan to get the public off WhatsApp? Every European I know uses it as their main messaging platform, I think
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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New single by @dropkickmurphys.com just dropped. Helluva Veterans Day tribute, filmed IN UKRAINE. Watch and share. And BZ to all who wore the uniform—and who still stand for freedom.

"Who'll Stand With Us?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3rt...
“Who’ll Stand With Us” featuring O’Hamsters [Recorded in KYIV 🇺🇦]
YouTube video by VALOR Media Network
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November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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“what we call “scientific racism” could be called “fantasy racism” instead, a belief that people can be reduced to quantifiable numbers, like so many digits on a character sheet.”

Great piece on racism in fantasy, efforts to change it, pushbacks, and the link to IRL racism of some powerful people.
The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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"The city encourages cycling by clearing the paths every day during the winter, using a fleet of heavy-duty snow ploughs. One of the most impactful changes is also one of the simplest: clear the roads of snow only when the cycle paths are done."

#ActiveMobility

www.bbc.com/future/artic...
How Oulu became the winter cycling capital of the world
Through a series of simple changes, the city of Oulu encourages its residents to cycle through the snowy winter. What can other cities learn from the pioneer of winter cycling?
www.bbc.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
probably my most annoying take for other Canadians, however, I am right
And I think the fact that bad coffee and stale doughnuts have cultural cache is a national shame lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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We're hiring for a Steel Demand-Side Analyst to join our research team. Could it be you?
Applications close 18th November 2025 app.beapplied.com/apply/l0ms3k...
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Reality show where a different member of the Democratic caucus is locked in a room with Bill Kristol for 24 hours
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Zelenskyy speaks directly about how "3, 4, 5 countries" think they can decide the rest of the world's fate, and how Africa's resources and people have been exploited. He's drawn some parallels in speeches, but this is the most direct he's been with a non-African interviewer (The Guardian).
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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In the latest Debating Canadian Defence, I discuss what needs to happen for Canada's defence industrial strategy to succeed.

open.substack.com/pub/philippe...
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM