Alexander Williams
@floatinginwaves.bsky.social
Living in God’s own country and now trying this website as well. Same as handle as on Elon’s Twitter. Interested In news and comedy. He/him
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NYT when a trans man wants to take testosterone: 😡😡😡😡😡
NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Earlier this year, we published an article on how women are increasingly seeking out testosterone to help with energy or their sex lives. We followed up with one woman who went on testosterone to help with her menopausal symptoms. The effects had unexpected consequences for her marriage.
What It’s Like When Your Wife Goes on Testosterone
She went on testosterone to help with her menopausal symptoms. The effects had unexpected consequences for their marriage.
nyti.ms
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
NYT when a trans man wants to take testosterone: 😡😡😡😡😡
NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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waow would be crazy if people who can cause very serious harm to the US got their hands on nuclear weapons, big if true
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
waow would be crazy if people who can cause very serious harm to the US got their hands on nuclear weapons, big if true
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incredibly cool.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky appeared to wish Russian President Vladimir Putin dead, saying “May he perish” in a Christmas Eve address.
December 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
incredibly cool.
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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I don’t know how this is being left out of like half of the reportage, but Nicki Minaj is clearly trying to kiss Trump‘s ass enough to let her child-raping brother off with a pardon. She hasn’t just like, gone insane or anything.
www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
Nicki Minaj's brother sentenced to 25 years for child rape - BBC News
Jelani Maraj was found guilty of predatory sexual assault against a child and child endangerment.
www.bbc.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I don’t know how this is being left out of like half of the reportage, but Nicki Minaj is clearly trying to kiss Trump‘s ass enough to let her child-raping brother off with a pardon. She hasn’t just like, gone insane or anything.
www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
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me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
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It’s notable how today’s all-but-open racists still feel the need for a language of euphemism.
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It’s notable how today’s all-but-open racists still feel the need for a language of euphemism.
Now this is Poasting
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Now this is Poasting
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[extremely leftistly] it's called a klan lynch mob, dumbass. and it's the foundation of communism.
December 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
[extremely leftistly] it's called a klan lynch mob, dumbass. and it's the foundation of communism.
Make a Bond Movie Academic:
You Only Live Twice: Sociological Implications of a Cultural belief in Reincarnation.
You Only Live Twice: Sociological Implications of a Cultural belief in Reincarnation.
make a Bond movie academic
The Spy Who Loved Me: Birthright Citizenship and the Law of Alien Enemies
The Spy Who Loved Me: Birthright Citizenship and the Law of Alien Enemies
make a Bond movie academic
Spectre: {Insert bacronym here}
Spectre: {Insert bacronym here}
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Make a Bond Movie Academic:
You Only Live Twice: Sociological Implications of a Cultural belief in Reincarnation.
You Only Live Twice: Sociological Implications of a Cultural belief in Reincarnation.
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Repeating myself here i know, but I do think it's self defining as "moderate". Any political identity has the potential to interrupt thought, but moderate means abandoning all guard rails, you just literally assume that whatever view you hold must be MOR and stop interrogating any of them
December 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Repeating myself here i know, but I do think it's self defining as "moderate". Any political identity has the potential to interrupt thought, but moderate means abandoning all guard rails, you just literally assume that whatever view you hold must be MOR and stop interrogating any of them
Was just thinking that crowd work Only Fans would capture both markets and then I realised that’s what Bonnie Blue does.
Fascinated that my Facebook suggestions and my Instagram suggestions are *so* bad, but in a completely different way to each other.
Instagram: bad comedians doing crowd work
Facebook: row after row of women advertising their OnlyFans
Instagram: bad comedians doing crowd work
Facebook: row after row of women advertising their OnlyFans
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Was just thinking that crowd work Only Fans would capture both markets and then I realised that’s what Bonnie Blue does.
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I mean, it obviously has go to Lobelia Sackville-Baggins over the most petty homeowners association bullshit imaginable.
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I mean, it obviously has go to Lobelia Sackville-Baggins over the most petty homeowners association bullshit imaginable.
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[if wokeness returns]
Math professor: Odd numbers are girls. Even numbers are boys
Conservative student: That's not true, according to the bible
Prof: You are under arrest for life
Is this the future we want?
Math professor: Odd numbers are girls. Even numbers are boys
Conservative student: That's not true, according to the bible
Prof: You are under arrest for life
Is this the future we want?
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
[if wokeness returns]
Math professor: Odd numbers are girls. Even numbers are boys
Conservative student: That's not true, according to the bible
Prof: You are under arrest for life
Is this the future we want?
Math professor: Odd numbers are girls. Even numbers are boys
Conservative student: That's not true, according to the bible
Prof: You are under arrest for life
Is this the future we want?
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
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Me when the third Avatar film makes a billion dollars.
April 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me when the third Avatar film makes a billion dollars.
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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I mean, sure but Gallagher also doesn’t like anyone
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I mean, sure but Gallagher also doesn’t like anyone
I did the Bluesky wrapped and this was my most popular post. I feel like a hack.
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I did the Bluesky wrapped and this was my most popular post. I feel like a hack.
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lot of good answers here (and also some terrible riffs if we're being honest) but one I haven't seen that would be very funny imo would be the whispery sauron voice in the last battle yelping "fuck" when the eye of sauron goes wide as it realizes where the ring is/what the plan is
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
lot of good answers here (and also some terrible riffs if we're being honest) but one I haven't seen that would be very funny imo would be the whispery sauron voice in the last battle yelping "fuck" when the eye of sauron goes wide as it realizes where the ring is/what the plan is
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I always thought Plato was pretty pollyannaish on this point, but this is decent evidence for the view that a man of bad character will therefore be unhappy even with every external trapping of success and good fortune.
President Donald Trump gifted the world with nearly 200 Truth Social posts (and counting) on Christmas Day, where he amplified conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and called for a member of Congress to be deported.
Trump Posts Nearly 200 Times in Unhinged Christmas Day Spree
The president amplified conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and called for a member of Congress to be deported.
trib.al
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I always thought Plato was pretty pollyannaish on this point, but this is decent evidence for the view that a man of bad character will therefore be unhappy even with every external trapping of success and good fortune.
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CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
December 18, 2024 at 2:25 AM
CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
Turning up to watch an Oscar bait movie about ping pong
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Turning up to watch an Oscar bait movie about ping pong