The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield
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Asexual. Cambrophile. Canadian. The illegitimate daughter of an illegitimate son of an illegitimate nephew of Napoleon. He/him.
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Every year that the song of the summer is not "Summer is A-Comin' In" we stray further from God's Light.
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had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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when Reagan pardoned the Hulk it meant he could never be tried in federal court for murdering six guys for playing their boomboxes too loud. I’m guessing this was celebrated among certain quarters of conservative media.
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 AM
when Reagan pardoned the Hulk it meant he could never be tried in federal court for murdering six guys for playing their boomboxes too loud. I’m guessing this was celebrated among certain quarters of conservative media.
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February 12, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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Just ran across a tumblr thread of Slutty Boy 15/16th century mercenaries. Historically accurate costuming! The past was alive, y'all, and it was fabulous.
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Just ran across a tumblr thread of Slutty Boy 15/16th century mercenaries. Historically accurate costuming! The past was alive, y'all, and it was fabulous.
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Unrelated but still daddish:
Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?
Because they all know that one egg is un œuf.
Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?
Because they all know that one egg is un œuf.
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
I M LIVID
I M LIVID
February 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Unrelated but still daddish:
Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?
Because they all know that one egg is un œuf.
Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?
Because they all know that one egg is un œuf.
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
Tell me you have a fucked-up conception of success without telling me you have a fucked-up conception of success.
excerpt from the keynote speech at the annual Rape Traffickers Convention
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Tell me you have a fucked-up conception of success without telling me you have a fucked-up conception of success.
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God bless this JACKED AS HELL regional network news anchor Carissa Codel who is out here constantly commenting on the comments left on videos starring her, and seamlessly roasting the awful ones, appreciating the clever ones, and ALWAYS going HELL YEAH BROTHER I RULE LOOK AT ME
A genuine delight
A genuine delight
February 7, 2026 at 4:45 PM
God bless this JACKED AS HELL regional network news anchor Carissa Codel who is out here constantly commenting on the comments left on videos starring her, and seamlessly roasting the awful ones, appreciating the clever ones, and ALWAYS going HELL YEAH BROTHER I RULE LOOK AT ME
A genuine delight
A genuine delight
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is 50 first dates a rougelike
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
is 50 first dates a rougelike
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Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
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"We would have lost so much if we'd driven him away" is the justification.
But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?
But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?
February 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
"We would have lost so much if we'd driven him away" is the justification.
But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?
But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?
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lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/
When I was a kid I had these cassette tapes that were basically radio plays about the adventures of famous composers. The one about Tchaikovsky was about him visiting the US, and for some reason the line reading "A Cola... Coca?" has stuck in my brain ever since.
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
When I was a kid I had these cassette tapes that were basically radio plays about the adventures of famous composers. The one about Tchaikovsky was about him visiting the US, and for some reason the line reading "A Cola... Coca?" has stuck in my brain ever since.
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YA fiction has had its time to shine, now is the time for 42 year old fiction, middle adult fiction, where all the plots and romance involve cheese and heartburn and back pain. The climax of each novel is finding a really nice sandwich, or finally figuring out where that thing went.
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
YA fiction has had its time to shine, now is the time for 42 year old fiction, middle adult fiction, where all the plots and romance involve cheese and heartburn and back pain. The climax of each novel is finding a really nice sandwich, or finally figuring out where that thing went.
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I swear to god if I see a single Celtic foot in the new Odyssey movie I’ve gonna fold Chris Nolan in half
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I swear to god if I see a single Celtic foot in the new Odyssey movie I’ve gonna fold Chris Nolan in half
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I don’t care which party is in office the idea of watching a movie about the First Lady is a huge dork move. Unless she knows karate or something.
If elected, I will marry Cynthia Rothrock
If elected, I will marry Cynthia Rothrock
a man in a blue jacket is holding a large wooden stick
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is holding a large wooden stick
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I don’t care which party is in office the idea of watching a movie about the First Lady is a huge dork move. Unless she knows karate or something.
If elected, I will marry Cynthia Rothrock
If elected, I will marry Cynthia Rothrock
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My only hot take about The Pitt is I want Fiona Dourif to have an increasingly comically large harem. 100 Girlfriends Who Really Love You but in an ER. It's the perfect setup for himbo boyfriend of the week.
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 PM
My only hot take about The Pitt is I want Fiona Dourif to have an increasingly comically large harem. 100 Girlfriends Who Really Love You but in an ER. It's the perfect setup for himbo boyfriend of the week.
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CATS THINK KITCHENS ARE AIRPORTS
Airports by definition are a place where people are crisscrossing time zones and have messed up body clocks, pretending like meal times should apply there is a crime against the human condition
many things are bad. my boring hot take is since airport restaurants already charge so much more, they should offer breakfast items all day. sometimes people are flying in from other time zones. sometimes you want a BEC on a bagel at 1:30pm before boarding your plane.
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 AM
CATS THINK KITCHENS ARE AIRPORTS
January 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔
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It came suddenly to me while making preserves that instead of metal cans, I’d bought all glass containers. The realization was jarring.
January 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
It came suddenly to me while making preserves that instead of metal cans, I’d bought all glass containers. The realization was jarring.
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just give me the Pulitzer Prize right now tbh
January 28, 2026 at 5:29 PM
just give me the Pulitzer Prize right now tbh