Randolph Lee Welty
@randolphleewelty.bsky.social
That’s an old picture. I look much worse now.
Smart enough to know I’m stupid.
FKA PorcupineEeyore
Smart enough to know I’m stupid.
FKA PorcupineEeyore
Pinned
Back in the day when I had dreams of being a pro wrestler, enrolled in a school and everything, my entrance music for the character I envisioned for myself would have been My Hero.
Without saying Best Of You, fav Foo Fighters Song?
I cannot stress enough that I have only ever wanted to be a good guy in a bad world if you ever wonder what truly “radicalized” me.
I only want to be a man my son can be proud to call Dad cause I didn’t have that growing up.
I only want to be a man my son can be proud to call Dad cause I didn’t have that growing up.
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This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.
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Dan knows more about how Congress works than anyone I know, so this is an interesting thread.
Some thoughts on the CR/minibus.
1 The Dems negotiating with Rs were not freelancing. They coordinated with Sen Schumer. A few were ready to give in on day one, others worked to maximize appropriations wins.
Those voting for the 'deal' are the ones furthest away from electoral consequences.
1 The Dems negotiating with Rs were not freelancing. They coordinated with Sen Schumer. A few were ready to give in on day one, others worked to maximize appropriations wins.
Those voting for the 'deal' are the ones furthest away from electoral consequences.
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Dan knows more about how Congress works than anyone I know, so this is an interesting thread.
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Anytime I mention this story theres a few dozen people who never heard about it, so for those unaware
Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Anytime I mention this story theres a few dozen people who never heard about it, so for those unaware
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Everyone should call their Reps and Senators and tell them they won’t donate another penny until there is new leadership an a commitment to actually fight.
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Everyone should call their Reps and Senators and tell them they won’t donate another penny until there is new leadership an a commitment to actually fight.
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My ACA current plan is going from $385/mo to $821/mo.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My ACA current plan is going from $385/mo to $821/mo.
If you’re a dude who thinks he’s a good dude, read up on what women go through, and then not only don’t be like that, but be ready to call out and square up if you see this behavior in the wild.
He told me he swapped forks with me when I wasn’t looking, so so he could say he (his spit) had already been in my mouth.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If you’re a dude who thinks he’s a good dude, read up on what women go through, and then not only don’t be like that, but be ready to call out and square up if you see this behavior in the wild.
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
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I've had an uptick in orders for this print recently, for reasons which are not particularly mysterious to me
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I've had an uptick in orders for this print recently, for reasons which are not particularly mysterious to me
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Trump literally says "shhhhhhhh" after Laura Ingraham notes that the cost of beef, coffee, and auto repairs have gone up.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Trump literally says "shhhhhhhh" after Laura Ingraham notes that the cost of beef, coffee, and auto repairs have gone up.
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She just a small ball
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
She just a small ball
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If you’re seeing this viral claim that Trump is working on 15-year car loans, it’s fake.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you’re seeing this viral claim that Trump is working on 15-year car loans, it’s fake.
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How does your pathetic "plan" keep me alive through 2026? How does it pay the premium increase I face? How fucking dare you come on here with this bullshit.
1. We need to fight hard for a good ACA extension early in December and hold Republicans fiercely accountable if they betray everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
How does your pathetic "plan" keep me alive through 2026? How does it pay the premium increase I face? How fucking dare you come on here with this bullshit.
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You know exactly who this refers to.
He constantly looks like he just realized he’s shit his pants
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You know exactly who this refers to.
Can’t wait to die waiting for the real dangers to fight to show up.
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Can’t wait to die waiting for the real dangers to fight to show up.
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...didn't I buy a fountain pen precisely so I wouldn't have to activate it???
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
...didn't I buy a fountain pen precisely so I wouldn't have to activate it???
Dude can see the past and future at the same time.
this is just like the diplomat
F.B.I. Director Is Said to Have Made a Pledge to Head of MI5, Then Broken It
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Dude can see the past and future at the same time.
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Remember that little boy who cried uncontrollably because he wanted A’ja Wilson to come to his house??? He got to MEET her and I cannot deal… 🥹😭❤️ #WNBA
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Remember that little boy who cried uncontrollably because he wanted A’ja Wilson to come to his house??? He got to MEET her and I cannot deal… 🥹😭❤️ #WNBA
planes crashing cause of the rapture but it’s actually cause we are a nation of dumbasses
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
planes crashing cause of the rapture but it’s actually cause we are a nation of dumbasses
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Oof. The fucking accuracy.
@tressiemcphd.bsky.social has repeatedly observed that the MAGA feminine aesthetic, instead of aiming for a coherent beauty heuristic, is meant *only* to signal female willingness to self-subjugate to a male desire.
The outcome needn’t be “attractive”, it need only say “I’m willing to do this”.
The outcome needn’t be “attractive”, it need only say “I’m willing to do this”.
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oof. The fucking accuracy.
When people make fun of me for being a wife guy I always consider what the alternative would be.
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When people make fun of me for being a wife guy I always consider what the alternative would be.
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"This is all far from over."
--Dead Again (fun little thriller, btw)
--Dead Again (fun little thriller, btw)
Uniter
@jollygoodginger.bsky.social’s internal sources say 4 Rogue Senators are flippable on ACA-less Shutdown
Contact US Capitol 1-202-224-3121, www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
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1️⃣ @kaine.senate.gov (757) 518-1674
2️⃣ @rosen.senate.gov (702) 388-0205
3️⃣ @hassan.senate.gov
4️⃣ @shaheen.senate.gov
@jollygoodginger.bsky.social’s internal sources say 4 Rogue Senators are flippable on ACA-less Shutdown
Contact US Capitol 1-202-224-3121, www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
↓↓↓↓
1️⃣ @kaine.senate.gov (757) 518-1674
2️⃣ @rosen.senate.gov (702) 388-0205
3️⃣ @hassan.senate.gov
4️⃣ @shaheen.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"This is all far from over."
--Dead Again (fun little thriller, btw)
--Dead Again (fun little thriller, btw)