Randolph Lee Welty
@randolphleewelty.bsky.social
That’s an old picture. I look much worse now.
Smart enough to know I’m stupid.
FKA PorcupineEeyore
Smart enough to know I’m stupid.
FKA PorcupineEeyore
Pinned
Back in the day when I had dreams of being a pro wrestler, enrolled in a school and everything, my entrance music for the character I envisioned for myself would have been My Hero.
Without saying Best Of You, fav Foo Fighters Song?
I cannot stress enough that I have only ever wanted to be a good guy in a bad world if you ever wonder what truly “radicalized” me.
I only want to be a man my son can be proud to call Dad cause I didn’t have that growing up.
I only want to be a man my son can be proud to call Dad cause I didn’t have that growing up.
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Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.
February 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.
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HHH: "Alright guys, AEW got a lot of press off that Fuck ICE chant, what are we gonna do to respond"
Road Dogg: "Well a few years ago Cody had this Raheem nick name, maybe we could say he got that nick name because he has a big dick?"
HhH: "You're a fuckin genius"
Road Dogg: "Well a few years ago Cody had this Raheem nick name, maybe we could say he got that nick name because he has a big dick?"
HhH: "You're a fuckin genius"
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
HHH: "Alright guys, AEW got a lot of press off that Fuck ICE chant, what are we gonna do to respond"
Road Dogg: "Well a few years ago Cody had this Raheem nick name, maybe we could say he got that nick name because he has a big dick?"
HhH: "You're a fuckin genius"
Road Dogg: "Well a few years ago Cody had this Raheem nick name, maybe we could say he got that nick name because he has a big dick?"
HhH: "You're a fuckin genius"
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From the UMN: U of M Twin Cities: MINNEAPOLIS FIRE DEPARTMENT RESPONDING TO A LARGE SCALE FIRE, INCLUDING A SLIGHT EXPLOSION, AT THE STEAM PLANT 600 MAIN ST SE. UMPD IS PREFORMING TRAFFIC CONTROL. PLEASE AVOID THE AREA.
February 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
From the UMN: U of M Twin Cities: MINNEAPOLIS FIRE DEPARTMENT RESPONDING TO A LARGE SCALE FIRE, INCLUDING A SLIGHT EXPLOSION, AT THE STEAM PLANT 600 MAIN ST SE. UMPD IS PREFORMING TRAFFIC CONTROL. PLEASE AVOID THE AREA.
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per minneapolis fire, the power plant by the stone arch bridge is on fire
February 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
per minneapolis fire, the power plant by the stone arch bridge is on fire
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Damn this blew up. Please read my article from earlier this week where VA staffers told me they feel like national leadership has been silent and unhelpful after Alex Pretti was killed by federal agents in Minneapolis. taskandpurpose.com/news/veteran...
Veterans Affairs personnel say ‘silence is deafening’ from leaders after Alex Pretti’s death
Several VA employees report silence and slow responses from national leadership after Pretti was killed last month.
taskandpurpose.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Damn this blew up. Please read my article from earlier this week where VA staffers told me they feel like national leadership has been silent and unhelpful after Alex Pretti was killed by federal agents in Minneapolis. taskandpurpose.com/news/veteran...
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Caught red pawed!
Eating the food I put outside for outdoor kitties
Eating the food I put outside for outdoor kitties
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Caught red pawed!
Eating the food I put outside for outdoor kitties
Eating the food I put outside for outdoor kitties
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Why did the racist head of The Racist Party post a racist meme on his racist website?
No one is sure, but here's one white man's opinion.
No one is sure, but here's one white man's opinion.
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Why did the racist head of The Racist Party post a racist meme on his racist website?
No one is sure, but here's one white man's opinion.
No one is sure, but here's one white man's opinion.
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A hearty fuck you Ted Cruz from Wisconsin.
You all started it and we fucking finished it.
Ted Cruz (@tedcruz)
A brazen abuse of power & an insult to democracy.
47% of VA voted Trump. They will now get just 9% of the seats.
52% of VA voters voted Harris. Now they get 91% of the seats.
(By comparison, in TX, 56% voted Trump; GOP gets 79% of the seats.)
xcancel.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
A hearty fuck you Ted Cruz from Wisconsin.
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Folks are reading this Cruz post wrong, this is 100% admiration on his part. “A brazen abuse of power & an insult to democracy (laudatory)”
February 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Folks are reading this Cruz post wrong, this is 100% admiration on his part. “A brazen abuse of power & an insult to democracy (laudatory)”
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“Donald Trump isn’t racist. Name one racist thing he’s done.”
<proceeds to list 140 clear and indefensible racist actions>
“No, I meant recently, like in the last 30 seconds.”
<lists 10 more actions>
<proceeds to list 140 clear and indefensible racist actions>
“No, I meant recently, like in the last 30 seconds.”
<lists 10 more actions>
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
“Donald Trump isn’t racist. Name one racist thing he’s done.”
<proceeds to list 140 clear and indefensible racist actions>
“No, I meant recently, like in the last 30 seconds.”
<lists 10 more actions>
<proceeds to list 140 clear and indefensible racist actions>
“No, I meant recently, like in the last 30 seconds.”
<lists 10 more actions>
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How many members of Trump's cabinet are in the Epstein files?
(CBS News) - U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has said he had "limited interactions" with Jeffrey Epstein, but documents show they were in business together as recently as 2014.
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Lutnick and Epstein were in business together, Epstein files show
Though the commerce secretary has called his interactions with Epstein as "limited," the two were in business together four years after Epstein's 2008 guilty plea.
www.cbsnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
How many members of Trump's cabinet are in the Epstein files?
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
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A significant percent of all Bad Politics Discourse is downstream of the belief that Donald Trump is Easy To Defeat, Actually and Dem simply lack the Will and Spine to do it (which bizarrely tends to share brain matter with “President Donald Trump is an unstoppable force” for some reason)
Ill be honest, I dont really have it in me to hate Kamala Harris. Lady got stuck in an impossible situation, tried, failed, wasnt even really her fault, I just can't bring myself to be mad at her about it. Too much else going on to be worth it.
February 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
A significant percent of all Bad Politics Discourse is downstream of the belief that Donald Trump is Easy To Defeat, Actually and Dem simply lack the Will and Spine to do it (which bizarrely tends to share brain matter with “President Donald Trump is an unstoppable force” for some reason)
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You guessed it: Frank Stallone
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
ABC and Disney don't seem to know what to do with The Muppets. They've often seem unconcerned with the legendary characters they own and unable to build upon the ambition and heart of the late great Jim Henson. Mercifully, the...
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February 7, 2026 at 4:12 AM
You guessed it: Frank Stallone
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Cruz ain't say shit about Wisconsin all those years. Or even Ohio now. So yeah, eat up, "Ted."
February 7, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Cruz ain't say shit about Wisconsin all those years. Or even Ohio now. So yeah, eat up, "Ted."
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Do not write off the South.
Update: They succeeded: www.mississippifreepress.org/byhalia-ice-...
February 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Do not write off the South.
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👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
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What a fucking idiot
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
What a fucking idiot
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man just one or two more posts and I'm gonna fix american leftwing politics i can feel it
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
man just one or two more posts and I'm gonna fix american leftwing politics i can feel it
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Hey @wsj.com remember this? bsky.app/profile/numb...
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Hey @wsj.com remember this? bsky.app/profile/numb...
Wing Chun with Michelle Yeoh.
Maybe the finest comedic kung fu film, definitely top 3, and an actual feminist text. A canonical HK action flick. I mean, look at this dope shit:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=c4CG...
Maybe the finest comedic kung fu film, definitely top 3, and an actual feminist text. A canonical HK action flick. I mean, look at this dope shit:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=c4CG...
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Wing Chun with Michelle Yeoh.
Maybe the finest comedic kung fu film, definitely top 3, and an actual feminist text. A canonical HK action flick. I mean, look at this dope shit:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=c4CG...
Maybe the finest comedic kung fu film, definitely top 3, and an actual feminist text. A canonical HK action flick. I mean, look at this dope shit:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=c4CG...
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my relationship status
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
my relationship status
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Update: They succeeded: www.mississippifreepress.org/byhalia-ice-...
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Update: They succeeded: www.mississippifreepress.org/byhalia-ice-...