Randolph Lee Welty
@randolphleewelty.bsky.social
That’s an old picture. I look much worse now.
Smart enough to know I’m stupid.
FKA PorcupineEeyore
Smart enough to know I’m stupid.
FKA PorcupineEeyore
Pinned
Back in the day when I had dreams of being a pro wrestler, enrolled in a school and everything, my entrance music for the character I envisioned for myself would have been My Hero.
Without saying Best Of You, fav Foo Fighters Song?
I cannot stress enough that I have only ever wanted to be a good guy in a bad world if you ever wonder what truly “radicalized” me.
I only want to be a man my son can be proud to call Dad cause I didn’t have that growing up.
I only want to be a man my son can be proud to call Dad cause I didn’t have that growing up.
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For those who don't know, Luttig was once considered the intellectual heir to Scalia. He was about as conservative a judge as you could find...
Luttig: It doesn’t matter what the Supreme Court does from this point forward. For two years, the Supreme Court has authorized the absolute lawlessness and unconstitutional activity of this president.
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
For those who don't know, Luttig was once considered the intellectual heir to Scalia. He was about as conservative a judge as you could find...
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does their experience in minneapolis suggest that their goons are good at scaring people off the streets? im sorry but im calling bullshit on this. exhibit A: bannon said it first, he's consistently full of shit
February 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
does their experience in minneapolis suggest that their goons are good at scaring people off the streets? im sorry but im calling bullshit on this. exhibit A: bannon said it first, he's consistently full of shit
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Is it good when foreign news organizations are making top ten lists of how shitty our president was AT A SINGLE FUNCTION
WATCH | Trump’s 10 most inappropriate moments from the National Prayer Breakfast
More here: www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/trum...
More here: www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/trum...
February 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Is it good when foreign news organizations are making top ten lists of how shitty our president was AT A SINGLE FUNCTION
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every American needs to watch this:
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I was asked to brainstorm a trademark for an imaginary dog-focused rideshare brand, came up with this and it didn't land well
February 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I was asked to brainstorm a trademark for an imaginary dog-focused rideshare brand, came up with this and it didn't land well
Me, to my wife, when she asks me what I want for dinner.
insane time period to be living through, what can you even say
February 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Me, to my wife, when she asks me what I want for dinner.
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libertarians and radical centrists bursting through the wall like the kool-aid man to make sure everyone knows they think children can be hot
February 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
libertarians and radical centrists bursting through the wall like the kool-aid man to make sure everyone knows they think children can be hot
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This is only related in a sideways manner, but: the story of any small slice of humanity is the story of humanity, just boiled down and distilled. So:
In 2020, we had a lot of conversations about harassment at SF/F conventions, and Isaac Asimov came up several times.
In 2020, we had a lot of conversations about harassment at SF/F conventions, and Isaac Asimov came up several times.
the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
February 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
This is only related in a sideways manner, but: the story of any small slice of humanity is the story of humanity, just boiled down and distilled. So:
In 2020, we had a lot of conversations about harassment at SF/F conventions, and Isaac Asimov came up several times.
In 2020, we had a lot of conversations about harassment at SF/F conventions, and Isaac Asimov came up several times.
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ok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ
cool. glad we protected her identity at least www.404media.co/the-doj-reda...
The DOJ Redacted a Photo of the Mona Lisa in the Epstein Files
While Epstein’s victims endure the fallout of their photos and names being exposed in the Department of Justice’s latest tranche of files, investigators redacted the identity of the most famous portra...
www.404media.co
February 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
ok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ
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"how could Bernie pick her" I regret to inform that this is stellar barbecue by Vermont standards.
In to days discruse. BBQ dosent take time or labour.
February 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
"how could Bernie pick her" I regret to inform that this is stellar barbecue by Vermont standards.
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Dumas' FATHER was born to a French count and an enslaved African women in Haiti. The Père was then brought to France, was educated, served in the military, etc.
"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.
His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.
His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Dumas' FATHER was born to a French count and an enslaved African women in Haiti. The Père was then brought to France, was educated, served in the military, etc.
"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.
His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.
His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
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Brody King is gaining momentum, and may be fully catching the zeitgeist. If and when, strap the rocket to him and change plans.
February 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Brody King is gaining momentum, and may be fully catching the zeitgeist. If and when, strap the rocket to him and change plans.
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To all our international friends attending the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony in Milan tomorrow:
Please loudly boo JD Vance and his delegation. Make him feel like shit. We encourage it. We wish we could be there to boo him, too.
Signed,
the American people
Please loudly boo JD Vance and his delegation. Make him feel like shit. We encourage it. We wish we could be there to boo him, too.
Signed,
the American people
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
To all our international friends attending the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony in Milan tomorrow:
Please loudly boo JD Vance and his delegation. Make him feel like shit. We encourage it. We wish we could be there to boo him, too.
Signed,
the American people
Please loudly boo JD Vance and his delegation. Make him feel like shit. We encourage it. We wish we could be there to boo him, too.
Signed,
the American people
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the musk boys are never ever beating the allegations
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
the musk boys are never ever beating the allegations
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you forgot about how they put him on mt rushmore didnt you
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
you forgot about how they put him on mt rushmore didnt you
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Looks like one of the demons from the Hush episode of Buffy.
oh no I googled "dick merkin" and it's even worse than I imagined: a healthcare ceo who looks like my sleep paralysis demon
February 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Looks like one of the demons from the Hush episode of Buffy.
I drop off my household‘s votes in the dropbox well before, but I’ll be sure to head to my nearest polling location on Election Day. I am an old fuck with a bad back and a beer belly but I can still throw these bungalows if push comes to shove.
Breaking:
The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
February 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I drop off my household‘s votes in the dropbox well before, but I’ll be sure to head to my nearest polling location on Election Day. I am an old fuck with a bad back and a beer belly but I can still throw these bungalows if push comes to shove.
One of my favorite things about Walz being added to the ticket was learning about Peggy Flanagan.
We need ICE OUT of Minnesota.
They need to repair and restore what they have broken.
Then we need to rip ICE apart.
They need to repair and restore what they have broken.
Then we need to rip ICE apart.
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
One of my favorite things about Walz being added to the ticket was learning about Peggy Flanagan.
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Huge respect for all of my coworkers who knew in their hearts they needed to let this moment happen. I love where I work.
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Huge respect for all of my coworkers who knew in their hearts they needed to let this moment happen. I love where I work.
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are you kidding
February 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
are you kidding
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From Brody King to Magneto. From carny pro wrestlers to classically trained Shakespearean knights of the realm. Standing shoulder to shoulder whether they know it or not.
Yeah, we're going to fucking win.
Yeah, we're going to fucking win.
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
From Brody King to Magneto. From carny pro wrestlers to classically trained Shakespearean knights of the realm. Standing shoulder to shoulder whether they know it or not.
Yeah, we're going to fucking win.
Yeah, we're going to fucking win.
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i will never stop thinking about the intersection of epstein and the shitty media men list
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
i will never stop thinking about the intersection of epstein and the shitty media men list
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Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law