PolkPanther
@polkpanther.bsky.social
a great damp loaf of a body
Trump did say he was going to make American manufacturing great again, I just didn't figure he meant the Blowjob Factory
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Trump did say he was going to make American manufacturing great again, I just didn't figure he meant the Blowjob Factory
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actually if you read the constitution every incoming president has to blow at least one other former president to transfer the office
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
actually if you read the constitution every incoming president has to blow at least one other former president to transfer the office
There's a non-zero chance that Trump has sucked Bill's dick more than Hillary has
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
There's a non-zero chance that Trump has sucked Bill's dick more than Hillary has
Reiterating my stance that Lane Johnson is an actual alien
Eagles OL Lane Johnson, Cam Jurgens and Landon Dickerson are all off the injury report and good to go Sunday vs. Detroit.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Reiterating my stance that Lane Johnson is an actual alien
It's a shame USMNT gets an automatic spot in the World Cup because watching them lose to Haiti in qualifying would be chaos
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It's a shame USMNT gets an automatic spot in the World Cup because watching them lose to Haiti in qualifying would be chaos
I don't think immigrants were making Cape Cod-style starter homes in my town go for $650,000
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I don't think immigrants were making Cape Cod-style starter homes in my town go for $650,000
Looks like Wall Street is finally reaching the same conclusion everybody with a brain did about AI (it stinks)
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November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Looks like Wall Street is finally reaching the same conclusion everybody with a brain did about AI (it stinks)
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
Begging restaurants that do mobile ordering to stop printing my whole ass cell phone number on the receipt
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Begging restaurants that do mobile ordering to stop printing my whole ass cell phone number on the receipt
Just got to work on my first day as Donald Trump's crisis communications manager, let's log into my email and see what's going on
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Just got to work on my first day as Donald Trump's crisis communications manager, let's log into my email and see what's going on
He was only at Epstein's house to ask directions on how to get away from Epstein's house
BREAKING:
House Democrats just released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Trump had "spent hours at my house" with one of Epstein's victims — among other messages that suggested Epstein believed Trump knew more about his abuse than he has acknowledged. tinyurl.com/5yj3dfpx
House Democrats just released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Trump had "spent hours at my house" with one of Epstein's victims — among other messages that suggested Epstein believed Trump knew more about his abuse than he has acknowledged. tinyurl.com/5yj3dfpx
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
He was only at Epstein's house to ask directions on how to get away from Epstein's house
Watching MACtion because what the hell am I gonna do, watch college basketball in November?
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Watching MACtion because what the hell am I gonna do, watch college basketball in November?
Aw come on, Nico wasn't even the worst GM in his own city
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Aw come on, Nico wasn't even the worst GM in his own city
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Every Eagles Game
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Every Eagles Game
Glad Paul Tagliabue didn't have to see that
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Glad Paul Tagliabue didn't have to see that
Incredible win, let us never speak of it again
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Incredible win, let us never speak of it again
I mean what the shit
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I mean what the shit
Howie Roseman can't keep getting away with this (he will absolutely keep getting away with this)
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Howie Roseman can't keep getting away with this (he will absolutely keep getting away with this)
Lane Johnson is a freak (complimentary)
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Lane Johnson is a freak (complimentary)
PUNTS PUNTS PUNTS PUNTS
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November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
PUNTS PUNTS PUNTS PUNTS