PolkPanther
@polkpanther.bsky.social
a great damp loaf of a body
When you get to GayHooters too late to enter the pudding wrestling competition
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When you get to GayHooters too late to enter the pudding wrestling competition
COUNTERPOINT: nobody owes Carson Wentz anything
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
COUNTERPOINT: nobody owes Carson Wentz anything
Inject it in my veins
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Inject it in my veins
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Uhhhh I found some bugs
October 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Uhhhh I found some bugs
Keep it in the candy hellthread pal or you'll have to eat an entire bag of peppermint leaves
October 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Keep it in the candy hellthread pal or you'll have to eat an entire bag of peppermint leaves
Ok I'm sure we ALL can agree that these are actually the best old person candy
October 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ok I'm sure we ALL can agree that these are actually the best old person candy
How is this in my notifications with no @ or quote of one of my skeets or anything?
October 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
How is this in my notifications with no @ or quote of one of my skeets or anything?
Do they have a Pulitzer Prize just for headlines
October 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Do they have a Pulitzer Prize just for headlines
Ok but what kind of sandwich
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ok but what kind of sandwich
You mean to tell me that trucks shaped like boxy battering rams are hurting people MORE?
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You mean to tell me that trucks shaped like boxy battering rams are hurting people MORE?
Meet US6 and Wadsworth, aka the "accelerate or die" interchange
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Meet US6 and Wadsworth, aka the "accelerate or die" interchange
It's this but with Big Macs
October 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It's this but with Big Macs
