Nicole
@transitivenicole.bsky.social
Huh unexpected reference to Murderbot (tvshow not books) in Expeditionary Force.
February 17, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Huh unexpected reference to Murderbot (tvshow not books) in Expeditionary Force.
And people trust her with their $20000 bikes and running the floor of hospital where people's lives are on the line
February 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
And people trust her with their $20000 bikes and running the floor of hospital where people's lives are on the line
My red flag trait is when I'm riding my bike obeying the rules of the road and a car is overly nice to point they mess up the rules of road, ie stopping when they have right away, I sit there and wait until they get frustrated and drive off. Wasting my time, wasting their time, wasting others timee
a man in a black shirt stands in front of a food truck that says ice cream
ALT: a man in a black shirt stands in front of a food truck that says ice cream
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February 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
My red flag trait is when I'm riding my bike obeying the rules of the road and a car is overly nice to point they mess up the rules of road, ie stopping when they have right away, I sit there and wait until they get frustrated and drive off. Wasting my time, wasting their time, wasting others timee
I have a queen size bed but I am crowded to the edge with Cutie and the cats partially sleeping on me. Except one gato who is ominously getting comfy above my head and watching me
February 16, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I have a queen size bed but I am crowded to the edge with Cutie and the cats partially sleeping on me. Except one gato who is ominously getting comfy above my head and watching me
Game: Haha look at the silly scene of dancing things as you walk down a rainbow bridge! Now goats are eating you how silly. Whats that at the end of the rainbow? YOUR DEAD FUCKING CAT WHO YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED TO TELL YOU SHE HAD TO BE THERE ALONE WITH AS THEY PUT HIM DOWN CAUSE YOU ARE HERE.
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Game: Haha look at the silly scene of dancing things as you walk down a rainbow bridge! Now goats are eating you how silly. Whats that at the end of the rainbow? YOUR DEAD FUCKING CAT WHO YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED TO TELL YOU SHE HAD TO BE THERE ALONE WITH AS THEY PUT HIM DOWN CAUSE YOU ARE HERE.
Fancy dinner done! Very tasty. Have now had caviar like a richie
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Fancy dinner done! Very tasty. Have now had caviar like a richie
Cutie is here and brought me an interspecies lesbian Disney rose.
Also we are fancy with our soda in wine glasses
Also we are fancy with our soda in wine glasses
February 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Cutie is here and brought me an interspecies lesbian Disney rose.
Also we are fancy with our soda in wine glasses
Also we are fancy with our soda in wine glasses
Fancy Valentines dinner at restaurant we like! Except just me cause Cutie is at hospital till 6:30 when it starts so hopefully she hurries. Fortunately hospital is only a mile away. Unfortunately it is a deluge outside
February 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Fancy Valentines dinner at restaurant we like! Except just me cause Cutie is at hospital till 6:30 when it starts so hopefully she hurries. Fortunately hospital is only a mile away. Unfortunately it is a deluge outside
Staff member came to tell me there was a birthday emergency and mom for 2pm party was calling something about booked wrong time. Got scared I screwed something up but turns out the dad booked the wrong day for tomorrow instead of today.
two men in a car with the words " you are a terrible father " on the bottom
ALT: two men in a car with the words " you are a terrible father " on the bottom
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February 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Staff member came to tell me there was a birthday emergency and mom for 2pm party was calling something about booked wrong time. Got scared I screwed something up but turns out the dad booked the wrong day for tomorrow instead of today.
Smh so many dogs on my run and now on my timeline. This is a War on Caturday. #KeepCatinCaturday
February 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Smh so many dogs on my run and now on my timeline. This is a War on Caturday. #KeepCatinCaturday
3 out of 3 cats say you should make your bed.
But cats are dumb so why listen to them
But cats are dumb so why listen to them
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 PM
3 out of 3 cats say you should make your bed.
But cats are dumb so why listen to them
But cats are dumb so why listen to them
More chapters of the strangely wholesome manga about the gyaru who gets motion sick really bad so is biking across Japan to go to her friend's wedding even though she knows nothing about cycling! Doing tourism ad for place affected by disasters.
Going to calling it duckling riding now.
Going to calling it duckling riding now.
February 14, 2026 at 11:40 AM
More chapters of the strangely wholesome manga about the gyaru who gets motion sick really bad so is biking across Japan to go to her friend's wedding even though she knows nothing about cycling! Doing tourism ad for place affected by disasters.
Going to calling it duckling riding now.
Going to calling it duckling riding now.
Introducing Cutie to a classic.
Cutie: In Mexico its Tuesday the 13th thats unlucky.
Me: They should make a Mexican knockoff
Cutie: In Mexico its Tuesday the 13th thats unlucky.
Me: They should make a Mexican knockoff
a woman in a white sweater stands in front of a wooden wall
ALT: a woman in a white sweater stands in front of a wooden wall
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February 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Introducing Cutie to a classic.
Cutie: In Mexico its Tuesday the 13th thats unlucky.
Me: They should make a Mexican knockoff
Cutie: In Mexico its Tuesday the 13th thats unlucky.
Me: They should make a Mexican knockoff
Serious situation! This sleepy kitten has broken her ear!
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Serious situation! This sleepy kitten has broken her ear!
Reposted by Nicole
...so is he Hobie 3??? Or is this the illegitimate son of Mitch and his exploding frog hybrid girlfriend?
Stephen Amell will headline the Baywatch reboot on NBC, portraying the son of David Hasselhoff’s iconic character. In the revival, he steps into the role of Baywatch Captain, continuing his father’s legacy.
(Source: Variety)
(Source: Variety)
February 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
...so is he Hobie 3??? Or is this the illegitimate son of Mitch and his exploding frog hybrid girlfriend?
A little apple as a treat
February 13, 2026 at 11:07 PM
A little apple as a treat
All the gatos on their side of the bed
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
All the gatos on their side of the bed
Louie has joined the Human Side of the bed
February 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Louie has joined the Human Side of the bed
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In 1994, Tobey Maguire starred in a bizarre children's film full of swearing, violence, and an evil doll. It's insane. Our video about it is now public, please share!!! Happy Friday the 13th!!
youtu.be/KCuVHUdfk2k
youtu.be/KCuVHUdfk2k
February 13, 2026 at 11:54 AM
In 1994, Tobey Maguire starred in a bizarre children's film full of swearing, violence, and an evil doll. It's insane. Our video about it is now public, please share!!! Happy Friday the 13th!!
youtu.be/KCuVHUdfk2k
youtu.be/KCuVHUdfk2k
The hospital denied Cutie's PTO request for our trip in June that she requested a bit ago. Cutie who never takes time off and works for everyone. Apparently they only let two people take vacation off at a time but when she asked only one other guy had asked off.
She messaged the manager to appeal.
She messaged the manager to appeal.
a man in a suit is holding a piece of paper in his hand .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a piece of paper in his hand .
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February 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
The hospital denied Cutie's PTO request for our trip in June that she requested a bit ago. Cutie who never takes time off and works for everyone. Apparently they only let two people take vacation off at a time but when she asked only one other guy had asked off.
She messaged the manager to appeal.
She messaged the manager to appeal.
*John Carpenter's Halloween theme intensifies*
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
*John Carpenter's Halloween theme intensifies*
Holy fuck this post from some people Cutie knows.
Cutie: Do they really think you can just get a lawyer and get your citizenship? They have no understanding of what it is like.
Cutie: Do they really think you can just get a lawyer and get your citizenship? They have no understanding of what it is like.
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Holy fuck this post from some people Cutie knows.
Cutie: Do they really think you can just get a lawyer and get your citizenship? They have no understanding of what it is like.
Cutie: Do they really think you can just get a lawyer and get your citizenship? They have no understanding of what it is like.
Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die was amazing. Funniest movie with police brutality and school shootings
a man with a beard is wearing a knitted hat and the words you are the least useful
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a knitted hat and the words you are the least useful
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February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die was amazing. Funniest movie with police brutality and school shootings