Randolph Lee Welty
@randolphleewelty.bsky.social
That’s an old picture. I look much worse now.
Smart enough to know I’m stupid.
FKA PorcupineEeyore
Smart enough to know I’m stupid.
FKA PorcupineEeyore
Pinned
Back in the day when I had dreams of being a pro wrestler, enrolled in a school and everything, my entrance music for the character I envisioned for myself would have been My Hero.
Without saying Best Of You, fav Foo Fighters Song?
I cannot stress enough that I have only ever wanted to be a good guy in a bad world if you ever wonder what truly “radicalized” me.
I only want to be a man my son can be proud to call Dad cause I didn’t have that growing up.
I only want to be a man my son can be proud to call Dad cause I didn’t have that growing up.
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No way this could go wrong:
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
No way this could go wrong:
“I think it was actually Bubba the Love Sponge.”
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“I think it was actually Bubba the Love Sponge.”
If you needed this fact checked we’re going to have to suspend your driver’s license.
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani's democratic socialist views spark fears companies and capital will flee, but top real estate CEOs say it's not true.
cnb.cx
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If you needed this fact checked we’re going to have to suspend your driver’s license.
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Honestly after this we should never hear from Megyn Kelly ever again. She shouldn’t be able to go out in public without being shamed and egged. It’s horrible enough she has a daughter but it’s downright terrifying she is also raising two sons to think this is normal for men.
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Honestly after this we should never hear from Megyn Kelly ever again. She shouldn’t be able to go out in public without being shamed and egged. It’s horrible enough she has a daughter but it’s downright terrifying she is also raising two sons to think this is normal for men.
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Yes … meow meow meow … YES!
Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
@theonion.com
Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
@theonion.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Yes … meow meow meow … YES!
Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
@theonion.com
Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
@theonion.com
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More powerful imagery of the assault on faith leaders that’s happening in our country: bsky.app/profile/jack...
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
More powerful imagery of the assault on faith leaders that’s happening in our country: bsky.app/profile/jack...
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I'm sure it's sheer coincidence that the graphics are shaped like...sperm?
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm sure it's sheer coincidence that the graphics are shaped like...sperm?
So headline writers do know what the active voice is.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
So headline writers do know what the active voice is.
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
I usually just say Hook so I’ll switch it up tonight.
(this scene is a huge spoiler btw)
(this scene is a huge spoiler btw)
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I usually just say Hook so I’ll switch it up tonight.
(this scene is a huge spoiler btw)
(this scene is a huge spoiler btw)
I am ten years older than this thing.
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I am ten years older than this thing.
According to the Atlantic I am a scold for not wanting adults to rape minors.
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
According to the Atlantic I am a scold for not wanting adults to rape minors.
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Anyway, it’s time to get back to debating rural healthcare policy
Elon Musk’s father on the prospect of the U.S. becoming a minority-white country:
“This will be very very bad. You want to see the U.S. go dark? You don’t like electric cars and technology? Do you want to go back to the jungle?”
“This will be very very bad. You want to see the U.S. go dark? You don’t like electric cars and technology? Do you want to go back to the jungle?”
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Anyway, it’s time to get back to debating rural healthcare policy
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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It was a 3 alarm fire for news media when Biden momentarily confused the name of two countries
Trump confuses the word "adapt" with "adopt" 3 times in a row
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It was a 3 alarm fire for news media when Biden momentarily confused the name of two countries
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its been more than a week since mamdani won and the millionaires arent being rounded up and flogged as they are purged from nyc.
once again a broken promise from a progressive.
once again a broken promise from a progressive.
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
its been more than a week since mamdani won and the millionaires arent being rounded up and flogged as they are purged from nyc.
once again a broken promise from a progressive.
once again a broken promise from a progressive.
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“I am available until 4” does not mean “let’s meet at 4“
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“I am available until 4” does not mean “let’s meet at 4“
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One of the more upsetting things in this is that he wasn't blackmailing them: These men were part of this and protecting him not out of obligation or even particularly out of access, but out of solidarity.
Lots of people say: that’s because he’s blackmailing them, but I don’t think he’s blackmailing Kathy Ruemmler! I don’t think that’s what explains it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One of the more upsetting things in this is that he wasn't blackmailing them: These men were part of this and protecting him not out of obligation or even particularly out of access, but out of solidarity.
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
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I'm in Providence tonight, folks! Stop by if you're around.
Join us on Thursday Nov. 13th at 7pm as we host Osita Nwanevu in conversation with Philip Eil to discuss his latest release, The Right of the People: Democracy and the Case for a New American Founding.
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm in Providence tonight, folks! Stop by if you're around.
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A Tampa specialty: the combination bail bondsman/Cuban food truck
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A Tampa specialty: the combination bail bondsman/Cuban food truck
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Marie Antoinette may not have said “let them eat cake” but Eric Trump definitely said this:
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Marie Antoinette may not have said “let them eat cake” but Eric Trump definitely said this:
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there are liberals who will swear on a stack of bibles that playing wordle doesnt help the nyt bottom line, or that the times doesnt make any money from it. we have a liberal media literacy problem.
The only way to destroy the NYT is to get people to stop playing their games on their app.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
there are liberals who will swear on a stack of bibles that playing wordle doesnt help the nyt bottom line, or that the times doesnt make any money from it. we have a liberal media literacy problem.
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The stated positions of Republicans are that if you are a 30 year old man saying and doing racist things you are a young man with a bright future that shouldn’t be ruined, but if you’re a 15 year old girl you‘re fair game to be raped by technically not pedophiles.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The stated positions of Republicans are that if you are a 30 year old man saying and doing racist things you are a young man with a bright future that shouldn’t be ruined, but if you’re a 15 year old girl you‘re fair game to be raped by technically not pedophiles.