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I think all the time about how the guy who did this had only gotten reliable Internet access for the first time earlier that year. Like an Old Testament prophet for the coming of AI psychosis.
the Comet Ping Pong attack was nine years ago today—weeks after Trump’s 2016 win—and inspired by a conspiracy theory promoted by Jack Posobiec, who was recently invited to the White House, demands antifa be designated a terrorist group, and asked questions as “press” at the Pentagon this week
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I think all the time about how the guy who did this had only gotten reliable Internet access for the first time earlier that year. Like an Old Testament prophet for the coming of AI psychosis.
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The two things aren't contradictory at all, refugees have been colonizers in various situations. I think people have twisted themselves into knots in both directions on this point so as to not acknowledge that there's basically no tension here.
I agree. And yet the narrative in which Jews are cast as colonizers, not half the surviving remnant on earth is what vexes me and perhaps HRC also.
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The two things aren't contradictory at all, refugees have been colonizers in various situations. I think people have twisted themselves into knots in both directions on this point so as to not acknowledge that there's basically no tension here.
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
man these are getting too real
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what's funny is these guys all wanted to come out of the shadows and be public figures. and theyve almost all used their time in the limelight to openly and proudly declare war on you. they started it! they are willing and eager to sacrifice your life and liberty. their war!
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
what's funny is these guys all wanted to come out of the shadows and be public figures. and theyve almost all used their time in the limelight to openly and proudly declare war on you. they started it! they are willing and eager to sacrifice your life and liberty. their war!
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I simply hate it when tens of thousands of predatory pinnipeds gorge on my local salmon
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I simply hate it when tens of thousands of predatory pinnipeds gorge on my local salmon
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What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
May 19, 2024 at 12:26 PM
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
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the IT guys, they came to me they told me we’re going to have to install windows 11 i said no, no i don’t think so. every computer in the white house will be running bloat free open source software and it will work perfectly. we have the best audio drivers in the world folks. crisp, reliable, smooth
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
www.independent.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
the IT guys, they came to me they told me we’re going to have to install windows 11 i said no, no i don’t think so. every computer in the white house will be running bloat free open source software and it will work perfectly. we have the best audio drivers in the world folks. crisp, reliable, smooth
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the funny thing is that everyone thought fukuyama was taking a victory lap when in reality he thought the end of history would stifle human creativity and make everyone bored and apathetic
My imp of the perverse gets so amused at the fact that people pooh-poohed Fukuyama after 9/11 or thereabouts and it's only recently that they actually realized he was right after actually, you know, thinking about his work critically
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the funny thing is that everyone thought fukuyama was taking a victory lap when in reality he thought the end of history would stifle human creativity and make everyone bored and apathetic
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Excellent deep-dive into the violence perpetrated by fascist Zionist thugs at UCLA. Democrats, Republicans, the ADL, and the media have spent over a year lying that the violence was an antisemitic attack on Jews, and have used it and other lies to eviscerate higher education in the US:
“That was the day that it hit: UCLA has changed forever. It marked a turning point in the militarization of campus.”
Read Will Alden's deep dive on political dynamics at California's largest public university:
jewishcurrents.org/portrait-of-...
Read Will Alden's deep dive on political dynamics at California's largest public university:
jewishcurrents.org/portrait-of-...
Portrait of a Campus in Crisis
UCLA capitulated to its own hardline pro-Israel activists long before President Trump came calling. As a result, its students have repeatedly become…
jewishcurrents.org
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Excellent deep-dive into the violence perpetrated by fascist Zionist thugs at UCLA. Democrats, Republicans, the ADL, and the media have spent over a year lying that the violence was an antisemitic attack on Jews, and have used it and other lies to eviscerate higher education in the US:
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Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
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Hakeem Jeffries tweet: President Trump could be striking Venezuelan boats with missiles made by an American small business but he chooses not to
Bill Kristol tweet: The Romanov children would have grown up to be Nazi collaborators
Bill Kristol tweet: The Romanov children would have grown up to be Nazi collaborators
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hakeem Jeffries tweet: President Trump could be striking Venezuelan boats with missiles made by an American small business but he chooses not to
Bill Kristol tweet: The Romanov children would have grown up to be Nazi collaborators
Bill Kristol tweet: The Romanov children would have grown up to be Nazi collaborators
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the hater's council just vetoed this actually.
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the hater's council just vetoed this actually.
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
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what's a little illegal wiretapping these days, anyway? nothing. let john mctiernan make movies
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
what's a little illegal wiretapping these days, anyway? nothing. let john mctiernan make movies
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they should let john mctiernan make movies again
Anyway I'm watching The Hunt for Red October for the first time
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
they should let john mctiernan make movies again
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... just takes one lucky shot.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
... just takes one lucky shot.
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Remotes for smart TVs are a real snapshot in time where you’ll be looking at a dedicated button that takes you directly to Redbox or Chicken Soup for the Soul Originals and you’ll realize how hard running a business must be
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Remotes for smart TVs are a real snapshot in time where you’ll be looking at a dedicated button that takes you directly to Redbox or Chicken Soup for the Soul Originals and you’ll realize how hard running a business must be
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it's been 8 years how are people still making things up about tlj.
Finn was the main character of the movie. No he wasn't! That's simply not true!
Finn was the main character of the movie. No he wasn't! That's simply not true!
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
it's been 8 years how are people still making things up about tlj.
Finn was the main character of the movie. No he wasn't! That's simply not true!
Finn was the main character of the movie. No he wasn't! That's simply not true!
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I worked at a university where the five highest paid employees were the men’s basketball coach, the former men’s basketball coach who was fired, the former men’s basketball coach who was fired before that one, the former president who had been fired, and the current president. In that order.
This year, universities are giving $228 million to football coaches who failed at coaching football so that they won't coach football anymore.
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I worked at a university where the five highest paid employees were the men’s basketball coach, the former men’s basketball coach who was fired, the former men’s basketball coach who was fired before that one, the former president who had been fired, and the current president. In that order.
anyone want to see a murder
The modern Turing Test is actually whether ChatGPT users can replicate intelligent behavior
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-Vi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-Vi...
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
anyone want to see a murder
I can't imagine replying to someone talking about their kid being so annoying their grandma can't stand them like this lmao
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I can't imagine replying to someone talking about their kid being so annoying their grandma can't stand them like this lmao
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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it looks like the "mississippi" miracle in reading scores was due to be a pretty basic stats error in the design of the experimental study (selecting on the dependent variable)... a lotta people Got Got on this one! statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2025/12/01/h...
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
it looks like the "mississippi" miracle in reading scores was due to be a pretty basic stats error in the design of the experimental study (selecting on the dependent variable)... a lotta people Got Got on this one! statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2025/12/01/h...
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these guys really need to get their messaging straight, with regards to swamps. can't tell if they're pro swamp or anti swamp, or neutral on swamps, or what. amateurish comms work tbh
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
these guys really need to get their messaging straight, with regards to swamps. can't tell if they're pro swamp or anti swamp, or neutral on swamps, or what. amateurish comms work tbh