The Posts Genius
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In the future you will be able to download a horse directly to your living room
January 11, 2026 at 12:31 PM
In the future you will be able to download a horse directly to your living room
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Yuko wants to grill. so we will grill
January 11, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Yuko wants to grill. so we will grill
Great point. Lets do nothing instead
January 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Great point. Lets do nothing instead
I get it. I’ve been trying to get Theo fired from Boonta Vista for years but Andrew has stopped taking my calls
January 7, 2026 at 8:15 AM
I get it. I’ve been trying to get Theo fired from Boonta Vista for years but Andrew has stopped taking my calls
Ah fair enough. I was hoping she sent an ill-advised email to TF or KJB or something
January 7, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Ah fair enough. I was hoping she sent an ill-advised email to TF or KJB or something
Was this from a real job or did she try to get you fired from Podcasts
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Was this from a real job or did she try to get you fired from Podcasts
Getting a ping on your phone that says “on this day you drank a VB” is pretty good
January 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Getting a ping on your phone that says “on this day you drank a VB” is pretty good
Son giving me a firm handshake on my deathbed
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Son giving me a firm handshake on my deathbed
2026 starting out really well! Looking like it’s going be a banner year for Society
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 AM
2026 starting out really well! Looking like it’s going be a banner year for Society
I searched for a DisplayPort KVM on Alibaba yesterday and when you do it shows you the process of its AI search assistant function, which returned “it appears you are searching for a DisplayPort KVM”
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I searched for a DisplayPort KVM on Alibaba yesterday and when you do it shows you the process of its AI search assistant function, which returned “it appears you are searching for a DisplayPort KVM”
Check out Windows. It’s like Linux but it actually works with software
December 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Check out Windows. It’s like Linux but it actually works with software
You are a demon
December 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
You are a demon
I will never watch a “video podcast.” Podcasts are for listening to when I’m on the bus. Are you watching videos on the bus. Are you even on the bus
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I will never watch a “video podcast.” Podcasts are for listening to when I’m on the bus. Are you watching videos on the bus. Are you even on the bus
Hey Stella, I just saw this post on the Discover tab and I thought you might like to know this joke sounds a lot like you’re talking about Pumaman. I will not be following you
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hey Stella, I just saw this post on the Discover tab and I thought you might like to know this joke sounds a lot like you’re talking about Pumaman. I will not be following you
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
It’s for fucking and also shitting and pissing. It’s basically a long cloaca
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s for fucking and also shitting and pissing. It’s basically a long cloaca
What’s your fuckin problem
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
What’s your fuckin problem
Hows this one going for you you dumb fucks
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Hows this one going for you you dumb fucks
Vicar Amelia
December 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Vicar Amelia
I’m no software developer so maybe this is unreasonable of me, but I think it is unacceptable that when I click the Start menu that Windows has anything to think about at all before showing me my programs, and if I was in charge of it I’d yell at my team until it was instantaneous
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m no software developer so maybe this is unreasonable of me, but I think it is unacceptable that when I click the Start menu that Windows has anything to think about at all before showing me my programs, and if I was in charge of it I’d yell at my team until it was instantaneous
Yeah man it would be good if good things happened
December 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Yeah man it would be good if good things happened
I am Australian and we do this every single time there’s a high profile shooting. That’s literally why I mentioned it
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I am Australian and we do this every single time there’s a high profile shooting. That’s literally why I mentioned it
Doesn’t invalidate my point at all
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Doesn’t invalidate my point at all
This is the most annoying thing Australians do online. We all act like Americans are just too stupid to do anything about gun control and not a captive population with literally hundreds of millions of guns, something that we at no point had to contend with. It’s completely incomparable
December 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This is the most annoying thing Australians do online. We all act like Americans are just too stupid to do anything about gun control and not a captive population with literally hundreds of millions of guns, something that we at no point had to contend with. It’s completely incomparable
Dude it’s disgusting how all the most powerful people in the world were on some rich audiophile’s island listening to low bitrate music. man I dunno the posts can’t all be good
December 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dude it’s disgusting how all the most powerful people in the world were on some rich audiophile’s island listening to low bitrate music. man I dunno the posts can’t all be good